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A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 6:26:03 AM

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Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
February 11, 2009 3:14 PM
By Scott Conroy

No. 1: Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own

You've probably noticed that your penis often does its own thing. You may remember times when it was completely inappropriate to have an erection; and yet you couldn't wish it away.

It's true that you have less command over your penis than body parts like your arms and legs. That's because the penis answers to a part of the nervous system that's not always under your conscious control. This is called the autonomic nervous system, which also regulates heart rate and blood pressure.

Sexual arousal usually isn't voluntary. The conscious mind is complicit in it, but a lot of sexual arousal goes on in the sympathetic nervous system.

So, when we guys have claimed that it has a mind of its own, we weren't just making excuses, ladies!

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 6:29:14 AM

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 6:43:20 AM

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i've always been glad i didn't have something in my pants that constantly gave me away or made a fool of me at inappropriate times. it must be a difficult burden. =p

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 6:44:47 AM

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.... no you just have 2 of them in your shirt that shine like beacons ....

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 6:48:02 AM

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I'm not worried about what I don't know about My penis as much as I'm worried about what several of the lovely ladies here don't know about it.

Tutoring session anyone? Group rates are available.

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 6:52:32 AM

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Oh I am dying to know if it carks

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 6:54:42 AM

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One way to find out ;-)

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 6:56:08 AM

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Oh I remember, you're the trained biologist

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 8:02:21 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
February 11, 2009 3:14 PM
By Scott Conroy

No. 1: Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own

Well,.. gee... I didnt need a news biltz to tell me that!

I pretty much thought that was common knowledge...

but..

... but.. what about the pussy (like mine) that has a mind of her own???

come on, I cant be the only one!

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 11:27:40 AM

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I'm not worried about what I don't know about My penis as much as I'm worried about what several of the lovely ladies here don't know about it.

Is this your round-about way of bringing up that awful wood chipper accident you had?

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 1:09:47 PM

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Dear Mr Stern Skipper. You totally make me laugh. What with this answer, plus the answer to the guy with the lady over the sawhorse photo on another thread, well, I am a fan of yours.

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 3:00:53 PM

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RE: A mind of its own ... - 7/1/2011 7:59:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY
Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own.

So, when we guys have claimed that it has a mind of its own, we weren't just making excuses, ladies!

Firm

So Firm? (pun kind of intended) What ya' thinking about?

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