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I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/1/2011 9:23:16 PM   
whitedragonX


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Status: offline 		Everyone who is involved with this lifestyle would register on this site so I could find someone. I bet there is someone within 10 miles of me who I could probably hook up with.

(yawn) I had a annoying day at work so I'm a little QQ ><

Anyway if you could make any realistic wish come true (involving the lifestyle) what would it be?
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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/1/2011 9:28:05 PM   
EmilyRocks


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Status: offline 		That there were a gay girl who liked being spanked in the little podunk town I live in. But there isn't.
And before you tell me I don't know for sure, I personally know all of the lesbians in this town.

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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/1/2011 9:33:42 PM   
AcademyForSlaves


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My wish is that a slave who wants to submit and be owned actually does so without hesitation. Rather than to have doubts, fears, and worries you need to just jump in and take a chance in life and then all falls into place and you get all you want in life and more. Don't hold back and you get so much more that way. Want to be a slave? Just DO IT.

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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/1/2011 9:48:08 PM   
MasterSlaveLA


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ORIGINAL: whitedragonX

...if you could make any realistic wish come true (involving the lifestyle) what would it be?



Does having one of these machines dropped off on my doorstep count?!!






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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/1/2011 9:54:55 PM   
DarkSteven


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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/1/2011 10:01:18 PM   
Isambard


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ORIGINAL: whitedragonX

Anyway if you could make any realistic wish come true (involving the lifestyle) what would it be?


Wuv, twue wuv....

The kind that only happens to about 1 out of 100 couples, no matter what the storybooks say.



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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/1/2011 10:02:40 PM   
Isambard


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

You take the machine in the pic, and I'll take the girl.  Fair enough.


Indeed. I was trying to concoct a punchline based on fears of being replaced on the assembly line by automation and out of work buggy-whip makers, but it simply will not come to me...

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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/1/2011 11:21:00 PM   
KiGirl


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Status: offline 		I wish that people would quit judging it from the outside and realize just how often BDSM themes play out in everyday life situations...

And that self-spanking were more satisfying!

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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/2/2011 1:29:12 AM   
Arpig


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And that self-spanking were more satisfying!
I don't know, self-spanking my monkey is pretty satisfying.

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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/2/2011 1:35:07 AM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		I think I'd wish that folks would stop complaining about not finding somebody and realize that, unless they are willing to get off of their duff from behind a computer screen, they aren't doing everything they could be to make that happen.

Ohhhhhhhh.  You said it had to be realistic.  My bad.


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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/2/2011 1:35:28 AM   
IrishMist


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I don't know, self-spanking my monkey is pretty satisfying.

Well shit...that will teach me to drink coffee and read at the same time.

Warn us next time

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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/2/2011 4:19:29 AM   
Arpig


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Status: offline 		Oh come on! By now you should know that the screenname "Arpig" is usually a sign of upcoming silliness. But maybe a clown-based avatar would help......

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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/2/2011 5:43:34 AM   
strangedesire


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ORIGINAL: whitedragonX

Everyone who is involved with this lifestyle would register on this site so I could find someone. I bet there is someone within 10 miles of me who I could probably hook up with.



Dude, you're doing the "interchangeable Domme" thing. There could be five Dommes your age within ten miles of you, and you might not be compatible with any of them. The "you're dominant, I'm submissive, let's hook up!" thing is a good way to make sure that you never "hook up" with anyone.


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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/2/2011 6:30:23 AM   
DesFIP


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ORIGINAL: Arpig

Oh come on! By now you should know that the screenname "Arpig" is usually a sign of upcoming silliness. But maybe a clown-based avatar would help......


No! clowns are scary.

I just wish The Man and I could have a guaranteed day of privacy. All kids gone at the same time. One's working days while the other works nights. This is for the birds.

And for the day to ourselves I wish for a spanking bench to be tied to.


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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/2/2011 8:20:28 AM   
windchymes


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

You take the machine in the pic, and I'll take the girl.  Fair enough.


Works for me!

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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/2/2011 9:05:06 AM   
BurntKitty


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

Oh come on! By now you should know that the screenname "Arpig" is usually a sign of upcoming silliness. But maybe a clown-based avatar would help......


No! clowns are scary.




Agreed. Clowns & spiders need to be teleported onto a Klingon warship.

(I think that covers the OP. Kidnapping & scares are fetishes. Kinda sorta like...)

I wish that was able to make the lovely floggers & paddles I see at fetish fleas & fairs.....

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RE: I wish that... (stupid thread) - 7/2/2011 1:26:32 PM   
lazarus1983


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ORIGINAL: EmilyRocks

That there were a gay girl who liked being spanked in the little podunk town I live in. But there isn't.
And before you tell me I don't know for sure, I personally know all of the lesbians in this town.



I believe ya. When me and my mom moved to Northern Michigan, that's what it was like for her. I remember her being on the phone and telling one of the other town lesbians that a new one had just moved in. I never did know how she knew what she knew. Networking before it was networking.

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