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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/8/2011 11:47:23 PM

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I'm sure yours would say the same if they were allowed to speak to you without being eavesdropped on.

My father and I talk freely all the time. And Hanners doesn't listen in to what my mother says, she's just with me when I do decide to talk to her.

And Hanners met my entire family, and they all very much like her and approve of our relationship. I guess that means either you have the wrong impression of her, or me and my family are all losers. Either way, I'm wonderfully happy, and my family is happy for me. That beats being lonely and bitter, don't you think?

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/8/2011 11:59:08 PM

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My parents always did warn me of the white trash types so that has something to do with it as well.

Standards are important, child.

Lonely/bitter? I would rather be independent than have to rely on somebody to keep me going. Especially a former tramp. *Shudder*

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 12:03:21 AM

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Lonely/bitter? I would rather be independent than have to rely on somebody to keep me going.

Now that's the idea, put a positive spin on the negatives in your life! Turn that frown upside down.

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 12:13:30 AM

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If Hannah were to leave you tomorrow for whatever reason you'd be lost. What a fulfilling life you lead.

Kids these days.

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 12:24:32 AM

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If Hannah were to leave you tomorrow for whatever reason you'd be lost.

No I'd just be a cuter and smarter female version of you.

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 12:32:05 AM

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See you have a good role-model, now it is time to take after that role-model.

The first step to the high life is ridding of the dead weight. Shedding the skin, metaphorically. Then it is doing away with all the drugs and alcohol in your life that are probably contributing to delusions. Do all that? I'll give you a less condescending conversation. Until then, though? You're just another 18-year-old who is paddling a canoe with her hands.

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 12:48:19 AM

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Role model? But a role model is something to be emulated, and I don't want to be sad and lonely, besides, I'm prettier and smarter than you, so I should be your role model, with a little effort, some class and tact, you could be almost like me.

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Do all that? I'll give you a less condescending conversation.

I don't drink or do drugs, so basically what you're saying is if I dump Hanners you'll type nice things to me. I really do hope you realize what an utterly idiotic thing that is to have said.

Besides, your attempts at condescension and insults are funny, and a little cute, you know in the sort of sad-pathetic way a dog looking for the ball you pretended to throw is cute and funny. For example, you denigrating my age from your lofty perch of 21 years. You just have to smile at that one.

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 1:27:45 AM

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Role model? But a role model is something to be emulated, and I don't want to be sad and lonely, besides, I'm prettier and smarter than you, so I should be your role model, with a little effort, some class and tact, you could be almost like me.

Yet you have no qualms about calling yourself a "nickname" I deemed you every now and then! Not only did you do that, but now you are even attempting (and doing it poorly might I add) to be arrogant such as myself. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, obviously! Wait, would that be... emulation? I don't recall our sweet and shy Heather being so narcissistic! Hey, are you athletic? I wonder what can run longer; your legs or your sentences. Haha!

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I don't drink or do drugs, so basically what you're saying is if I dump Hanners you'll type nice things to me. I really do hope you realize what an utterly idiotic thing that is to have said.

Oh sure! They all say that but with an influence like "Hanners" in your life you have the "casual" drink every now and then. You more than likely experimented with that marijuana junk as well. A lot of people claim but then holes start to show.

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Besides, your attempts at condescension and insults are funny, and a little cute, you know in the sort of sad-pathetic way a dog looking for the ball you pretended to throw is cute and funny. For example, you denigrating my age from your lofty perch of 21 years. You just have to smile at that one.

I have the right to do so. Why? Because your current relationship is - and let me be the first to display testicular fortitude here - going to last under five years. This is just one of those "young & dumb" relationships that works only for so long before it runs out of fuel. It doesn't take a 50-year-old to recognize the sheer silliness in it. Now by saying this you'll want to spite me and make it last and I invite you to do so. It won't stop the premonition.

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 1:55:12 AM

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she's attempting to be arrogant? really? i see her like a half grown kitten, batting you moderately gently, with the occasional poke of claws just to see you spit and hiss....

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 1:58:26 AM

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Then you realize we're human-beings and not kittens/snakes or whatever the Hell you bored seniors talk about.

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 1:59:25 AM

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Oh no, I'm not attempting to be arrogant, I'm satirizing you. But you're too blinded by your own ego to realize it. And your sweet and shy Heather grew up a little when she realised she had something worthwhile to contribute to these boards. It was quite a nice feeling, one you, unfortunately will never know.

Nope, I never smoked dope, and have had a few drinks in the past, but don't like the taste. It amuses me that you are so sure that I am being led astray, that I am so weak willed that I can't decide for myself what sort of substances I do or don't put in my body.

You're being generous with the five years, statistically speaking, so lets be reasonable and say 4 years is the probable maximum length of my relationship. Well if it only lasts 4 years, do you know what that will mean? That I've had 4 years more of a relationship than you.

It's amusing, that you think anything you might say has any effect on me other than to provide me with a few laughs at your expense and to give me the opportunity to poke some fun at a pouty little spoiled brat who's mad at the world because he got mod spanked. I mean its really wonderful how you have such a high opinion of yourself, however, you really should understand that that opinion is held by yourself alone.

Well, it's 5 AM here, and we're off to go for a swim, so I'll bid you a good night.

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 2:01:42 AM

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Not bad,

Though I prefer to write longer projects such as books, near published in fact though I have no interest in online competitions, congrats either way lol :).

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 2:03:20 AM

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he reminds me of one of my young twenty something nephews who sees the world as black and white, with no shades of grey. it's been alternately amusing and painful to see the grey come back to bite him on the ass.

some of us don't find you at all amusing or cute, ns. merely a mouse on the floor running from black square to white square, heading for that piece of cheese you can smell, but can't quite find. good luck. and watch out for that snap in the end.

*adjusts my shawl and lap rug*

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 2:57:45 AM

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Oh no, I'm not attempting to be arrogant, I'm satirizing you. But you're too blinded by your own ego to realize it. And your sweet and shy Heather grew up a little when she realised she had something worthwhile to contribute to these boards. It was quite a nice feeling, one you, unfortunately will never know.

Oh good, because it would be terrifying to think you legitimately believed yourself to be better than me. What do you contribute to these boards, though? Because all I see is the same old boring stuff. It's all a rehash of what others have said. You may as well photoshop your picture and put a blank hole in the middle because you're faceless. You're not very memorable. I offer something different, a great alternative! Of course since I am surrounded by a majority of those that are not deep thinkers it won't go on too long. In fact, I bet one of the incompetent mods will delete this ASAP.

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You're being generous with the five years, statistically speaking, so lets be reasonable and say 4 years is the probable maximum length of my relationship. Well if it only lasts 4 years, do you know what that will mean? That I've had 4 years more of a relationship than you.

Yes, you've wasted four years of your life during the times when you should be out there and having a good time! See right now, you walk around with a really annoying and burdening anchor. An anchor that is foul-mouthed, obnoxious, sexist and has a very shady past! You may meet polite people, but they all think what I say rest assured.

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It's amusing, that you think anything you might say has any effect on me other than to provide me with a few laughs at your expense and to give me the opportunity to poke some fun at a pouty little spoiled brat who's mad at the world because he got mod spanked. I mean its really wonderful how you have such a high opinion of yourself, however, you really should understand that that opinion is held by yourself alone.

Please! I am held in high regard by peers and family. No, that includes nobody from here. I am happy of that. I'm very selective with those I choose to interact with.

You're right on me having a high opinion on myself. Why shouldn't I? That would just be foolish. I could never rationalize why ingrateful teenagers such as yourself need to go through some "make believe" phase of being misunderstood. From what I am seeing, you're just one of millions out there. It's not a bad thing... you like bronze and that's good. I like to walk on gold roads because, as a lyric I once heard said, it glorifies my platinum soul.

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 3:05:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

he reminds me of one of my young twenty something nephews who sees the world as black and white, with no shades of grey. it's been alternately amusing and painful to see the grey come back to bite him on the ass.

some of us don't find you at all amusing or cute, ns. merely a mouse on the floor running from black square to white square, heading for that piece of cheese you can smell, but can't quite find. good luck. and watch out for that snap in the end.

*adjusts my shawl and lap rug*

Don't compare lesser humanoids to me, please.

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 5:51:42 AM

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        Congratulations Heather


I actually thank you for reminding me that I had a similar attempt in 2001 and now with being certainly done with studying it is the right time....I also know the topic, partially due to a newspaper article I read today and might spend some time during my long trainjourneys next week to make notes reg. what needs to get in and chapter titles (though I know you didn't write a novel).

Anyhow, its a great idea what you did and might be worth to look into such options over there as I was praised about my writing over here in the past (which is very different in my language than in english

)....so yeah...its worth to give it a go, over the next few months

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 7:41:46 AM

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You know, I think we now know why NS is single. He doesn't even begin to comprehend women. Spending all this time trying to persuade a woman in the first bloom of her first real love that the object of her affection is anything other than ideal...

Can you say shades of Canute?

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 10:57:40 AM

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If you cannot see how this entire relationship reeks of "just a phase" then I would ask you not to talk about anybody being able to comprehend anything.

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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 3:20:28 PM

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Oh dear, what has become of my beautiful boy full of fun and wit and wisdom, who is this bitter and hateful, hurtful man who has written beneath his name? Where has gone the sagacity beneath the biting words, where has gone the joy and understanding that once infused your words? Where comes this arrogance so hollow and empty, this boasting of naught?

Why do you seek to hurt this child who has done naught to you? If you have been done wrong, then seek redress from those who have wronged you, not from the innocent.

Be gone, Seteh, be gone and banish this crude facsimile of what was once a joy in my life, be gone and bring no more pain into this world. Be gone vile influence and return to me my joy and delight, return to us our pleasure in my friend who is dear to me. Be gone and return to your barren lands, free this good man from your grips, he is not yours for he is beloved, through my heart which you cannot touch, of the Mother of All, Wife to the Risen Lord whom you could not slay.

For Heather, I congratulate you on your win, this is a good and wondrous thing to have upon one's first attempt. I wish you success in your efforts, and peace and joy to both you and your beloved owner. You have done well to bring her this gift, she must be greatly proud.

Be at peace
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RE: i fucking won!!! - 7/9/2011 4:00:09 PM

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I do feel like the God of Deserts. This place is fast becoming a wasteland. The community is diminishing more and more.

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