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Lance needs blowjobs - 7/4/2011 5:41:44 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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Status: offline 		Since Ron has apparently garnered a decent following of women who are willing to satisfy his oral needs, I think it's time that our dear lovable and hawt Lance needs some well deserved oral attention!

So, how many are willing to help Lance out???


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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/4/2011 5:44:20 PM   
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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/4/2011 5:50:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		Since I can never be a fag hag, I qualify  ~SLURP~

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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/4/2011 5:59:46 PM   
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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/4/2011 6:05:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		what do you mean no fag hags? Is he afraid we'd enjoy it too much??

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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/4/2011 6:26:56 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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LOL that is Lance's ruling...not mine!  Besides,  I never turn down an offer to give a blowjob  They don't call me the manwhore for nuthin!!!!!




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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/4/2011 10:38:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		I love Lance but I won't blow him.  But I would grab their hair, smack their face until they open wide enough and jam their heads down on his dick.  I'll hold their head and with my other hand whip their ass to keep them in good rhythm until cum shoots out their nose.  I'll even bring a shock collar so when Lance comes he can hit the button and make their throat twitch clamp down nice real tight to squeeze every drop out. 

Afterall... what are friend for?

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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/5/2011 3:51:38 AM   
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Well Bear...you scrumptious man whore.....I am not a fag hag......I am bi....unforunately I haz no dingly dangly either......or in the spirit of giving I'd volunteer.....

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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/5/2011 4:57:10 PM   
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Damnit! Not looking good on the BJ front for Lance.....


Come on all you brave boytoys............

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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/5/2011 5:23:45 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I love Lance but I won't blow him.  But I would grab their hair, smack their face until they open wide enough and jam their heads down on his dick.  I'll hold their head and with my other hand whip their ass to keep them in good rhythm until cum shoots out their nose.  I'll even bring a shock collar so when Lance comes he can hit the button and make their throat twitch clamp down nice real tight to squeeze every drop out. 

Afterall... what are friend for?


Does that mean I get to go for seconds???  LOL


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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/7/2011 4:38:56 AM   
0ldhen


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear


Does that mean I get to go for seconds???  LOL




OK, everybody, all of Lances fan club and only these few blowjob offers?

Cmon folks.....pitch in here!

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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/7/2011 7:01:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'd do it if he promised to leave the boots on.

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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/7/2011 7:10:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'd blow Lance.. before he fucked my ass.. LOL

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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/7/2011 7:21:03 AM   
kiarsia


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Status: offline 		I don't think lance wants my ass.

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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/7/2011 7:22:02 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Lance has already stated that an ass is an ass.. LOL

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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/7/2011 5:23:44 PM   
0ldhen


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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Lance has already stated that an ass is an ass.. LOL



Perhaps we should change the title to Lance wants ass?

Bear, what say you?

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RE: Lance needs blowjobs - 7/7/2011 5:59:56 PM   
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quote:

I love Lance but I won't blow him.  But I would grab their hair, smack their face until they open wide enough and jam their heads down on his dick.  I'll hold their head and with my other hand whip their ass to keep them in good rhythm until cum shoots out their nose.  I'll even bring a shock collar so when Lance comes he can hit the button and make their throat twitch clamp down nice real tight to squeeze every drop out. 


Oh, me, me!

Wait? No faghags?!?

/sulks/

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