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Arpig -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 8:59:31 PM)
Strange anus.....hmmmmmmmm..... Well it was one of those assholes, larger than life Where you just want to stay for dinner Move in and stay the night And you need to clean out the whole rectum You lick everything in sight Head down, ass up in the living room And you licked all night Strange anus - winking back at me Odd structures - they're haunting me This looks nothing like what I thought I would see (With apologies to Laurie Anderson)

tsuta -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/6/2011 2:41:07 PM)
hahaha [sm=LMAO.gif]

Buzzzz -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/8/2011 6:25:17 AM)
My anus has a bump on it. kinda "not good looking ".. Always been like that and doctor says that it is the way it is.. Maybe why I don't like my ass played with?

redwoodgirl -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/8/2011 9:09:48 AM)
I actualy know someone that has a little ''door'' of skin covering his..... I always wonder if it has anything to do with the prison time he served [sm=passthelube.gif][sm=passthelube.gif][sm=passthelube.gif]

popularDemand -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/8/2011 2:20:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Don't take any notice of these tittering nincompoops, tsuta. I know plenty of keen female anus-lickers. There's nothing odd about you. And as a malesub, I'm an enthusiastic licker of girly-butts myself and I may say that they always seem tiny, feeble and weedy to me. Quite weird and unnatural. So there ya go! You don't have to be sub to likie lickie pD

HannahLynHeather -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/8/2011 4:47:06 PM)
they come in all fucking shapes, sizes and configurations.

MercTech -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/9/2011 10:16:23 PM)
Actually, it sounds like you are discovering some incipient hemoroids. Stefan

HannahLynHeather -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/9/2011 10:34:23 PM)
now ain't that a fucking gag-inducing thought.

mnottertail -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/10/2011 2:57:22 PM)
You got a strange anus..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToczfJpqqpY&feature=fvst

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/10/2011 8:12:19 PM)
Here you go ---> STRANGE ANUS (click at your own risk) [:(]

KeriB -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/10/2011 9:51:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA Here you go ---> STRANGE ANUS (click at your own risk) [:(] Holy crap, what the f!!??[sm=eeew.gif][sm=eeew.gif]

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/10/2011 9:58:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KeriB quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA Here you go ---> STRANGE ANUS (click at your own risk) [:(] Holy crap, what the f!!??[sm=eeew.gif][sm=eeew.gif] Hey... I fuckin' warned you?!! [:(]

KeriB -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/10/2011 10:20:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA quote: ORIGINAL: KeriB quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA Here you go ---> STRANGE ANUS (click at your own risk) [:(] Holy crap, what the f!!??[sm=eeew.gif][sm=eeew.gif] Hey... I fuckin' warned you?!! [:(] Oh I take full responsibility for my curiosity getting the better of me

Kana -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/11/2011 6:00:20 AM)
Crikeys. It's now considered "ghey" to like making a slave slut lick your ass? Fuck, I'm in trouble. My straight card is now officially in jeopardy.

MercTech -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/12/2011 12:20:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA Here you go ---> STRANGE ANUS (click at your own risk) [:(] Ok, prolapsed rectum... I've seen that shot before. But, never an explanation to how it happned as in "disease", heavy blow to the abdomen (yes, it happens.. ever wonder what happens if you get pinned between to heavy logs... the pressure goes somewhere), or was a case of too much fisting. Stefan

Back2theFuture -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/12/2011 7:26:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana Crikeys. It's now considered "ghey" to like making a slave slut lick your ass? Fuck, I'm in trouble. My straight card is now officially in jeopardy. Totally nothing homosexual about a girl doing ANYTHING with your ass, as long as she is a biological female. PS Your straight card is not in any danger, trust me I have said and done far worse and still have mine. Turns out you can keep the Gay away by buying big trucks and lots of guns.

HannahLynHeather -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/12/2011 7:51:31 PM)
quote: as long as she is a biological female. so if a fully transistioned post-op transsexual shoves her tongue up your fucking asshole you'd consider that gay?

Back2theFuture -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/12/2011 7:56:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather quote: as long as she is a biological female. so if a fully transistioned post-op transsexual shoves her tongue up your fucking asshole you'd consider that gay? Yeah its a side effect of spending all my school years learning instead of fucking. My brain just can't be fooled because it knows too many facts.

HannahLynHeather -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/12/2011 8:07:52 PM)
you should have spent more time fucking, because you sure as fuck didn't learn anything worthwhile. unless you consider homophobic bigotry worthwhile. if i had a dick, this is where i'd tell you to suck it. jesus, mary and joseph on toast! how can otherwise seemingly sensible people be so royally fucked in the head?

SimplyMichael -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/12/2011 8:09:35 PM)
All I know is being rimmed by one woman while another sucks on your cock is...well, rather pleasant.

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