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Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 6:50:20 PM   
SirPrize


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Status: offline 		So I'm scrolling through profiles, and I find it.  She's a slave, and seeking a "mature dominate".  WOW!  I could be a mature dominante.  But then I read down, and just 2 days ago she was given an "imaginary collar" by Lord so and so.  Two days!  Two lousy stinking days!  If I had just been a little earlier, I could have been the mature dominate to give her an imaginary collar.  Life is just not fair.

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 6:51:48 PM   
feastie


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Status: offline 		Well, maybe when you learn that you're a dominant and not a dominate, you'll get to put that imaginary collar on someone.

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 6:53:29 PM   
texasbutterfly


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Status: offline 		don't sweat the small stuff....maybe her imaginary collar came from an imaginary dominant...

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 6:53:48 PM   
LadyMorgynn


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quote:

ORIGINAL: feastie
Well, maybe when you learn that you're a dominant and not a dominate, you'll get to put that imaginary collar on someone.


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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 6:54:47 PM   
desertdancer


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Status: offline 		It's better this way, now you can find a girl/ woman to put a REAL collar on.. real is so much better then imaginary..oh yes

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 6:55:15 PM   
cuddleheart50


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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 6:57:03 PM   
Sinergy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: feastie

Well, maybe when you learn that you're a dominant and not a dominate, you'll get to put that imaginary collar on someone.


I log in to chat rooms and opine that I am a Dominate looking for a submit.

Dominate is something you do, or dont do.  Just as submit is something you do, or dont do.

Dominant is something you are, or not. Submissive is something you are, or are not.

Sinergy

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 7:02:26 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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quote:

Well, maybe when you learn that you're a dominant and not a dominate, you'll get to put that imaginary collar on someone.


rawr feastie, and see here I was just gonna leave this one alone lol

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 7:06:53 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		So I think I'm the bestest, matchurest dominate online, and if I had been 2 days earlier, I could have told her "Stop. You're getting a collar tomorrow, but it should be mine, not Lord so and so's."

Don't you think Lord so and so (who, by the way, would appreciate getting caps.  So And So, not so and so) did some work in advance to get this slave ready???? 

2 possibilities:

1:  No, he did not, and met her that day, gave his collar, end of story.
2:  They had been talking for months, and finally he collared her. 

If you had contacted her 5 days ago, 3 days before her collaring, and she had entertained the thought of submitting to you, would you really want her???  Either she commited on no notice, or she's fickle as hell.

I know, I'm not a Dominate, but shouldn't Dominate have to think things through just as much as Dominants?

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 7:16:00 PM   
OhBeMyMind


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quote:

ORIGINAL: feastie

Well, maybe when you learn that you're a dominant and not a dominate, you'll get to put that imaginary collar on someone.


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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 7:21:39 PM   
Najakcharmer


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Status: offline 		I R TEH DOMINATE.  U WILL NEEL 2 ME.  NOW SLAV BOY.  EVEN IF U R NOT SUBMISIV.  U WILL BE COLLARD & BRAND & FLOGGID 24 HRS A DAY IN M/my DUNGON.  SUBMITE 2 M/me NOW. R ELSE.  U WILL BE PUNISHID.  ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.  

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 7:26:58 PM   
ArchangelMichael


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Status: offline 		Hmm, did anyone catch the tongue-in-cheek humor in that besides me?

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 7:31:12 PM   
ArchangelMichael


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

I R TEH DOMINATE.  U WILL NEEL 2 ME.  NOW SLAV BOY.  EVEN IF U R NOT SUBMISIV.  U WILL BE COLLARD & BRAND & FLOGGID 24 HRS A DAY IN M/my DUNGON.  SUBMITE 2 M/me NOW. R ELSE.  U WILL BE PUNISHID.  ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.  


SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!

Holy crap, that was funny!


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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 7:34:16 PM   
feastie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ArchangelMichael

Hmm, did anyone catch the tongue-in-cheek humor in that besides me?


Yes, but it was blighted.

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 7:39:30 PM   
gooddogbenji


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ArchangelMichael

Hmm, did anyone catch the tongue-in-cheek humor in that besides me?



Ya know, I thought about it, and, having nothing better to do, decided to draw out my train of thought.

Hmmmm...  Interesting...  another HNG....  Let's see, what can I make fun of here...  Oh.  Right.  EVERYTHING. Wait, how come he almost spelt Dominant right?  Is he purposely making that mistake? 
 
Well, the rest of the message seems HNGish, but not over the top, fake HNGish...  An HNG who can put together a sentence.  Wow!
 
Okay, now to post.

There.  Now wasn't that interesting?  No?  Well, screw you.

Oh!  You said it was...  Sorry, I misheard you.  Thank you soooo much for your kind words.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 8:27:59 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		 lol this got shoved down here in the stupidity pool too... I love it * laughs muh ass off *

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 8:31:49 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

I R TEH DOMINATE.  U WILL NEEL 2 ME.  NOW SLAV BOY.  EVEN IF U R NOT SUBMISIV.  U WILL BE COLLARD & BRAND & FLOGGID 24 HRS A DAY IN M/my DUNGON.  SUBMITE 2 M/me NOW. R ELSE.  U WILL BE PUNISHID.  ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.  


Hey! Who said you could C/P my personal mail here? That is my form letter and I aint sharing!

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 8:51:19 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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quote:

Hey! Who said you could C/P my personal mail here? That is my form letter and I aint sharing!



omg too funny lol lol Y'all are a riot I swear lol lol

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 8:56:15 PM   
gooddogbenji


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

omg too funny lol lol Y'all are a riot I swear lol lol



Nope.  Riot's someone else, but she's quite funny too!

Speaking of riotgirl, anyone seen her lately?

Yours,


benji

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RE: Missed her by THAT much! - 5/16/2006 9:00:34 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Speaking of riotgirl, anyone seen her lately?

Yours,

benji


*Checks deep freeze* Um... er... nope. 

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