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Birthday Candles

Fuck that! Needles? NO WAY!

31% (7)

Sounds hot but I am not actually practicing BDSM yet.

4% (1)

My next birthday will be my first one!

9% (2)

I am toddling! 2 to 5

9% (2)

I am out of kindergarten but haven't made it to Jr High. 6 to 10

4% (1)

I am about to hit the teen years. Gimme 11 or 12.

0% (0)

I am soo ready to drive but not quite there. 13 to 15

4% (1)

I am tooling down the highway and cannot wait to vote! 16 or 17

0% (0)

I am an adult! 18 plus

9% (2)

Hell. Just set me on fire. I forgot how to count that high.

22% (5)

Dominants do not have needles stuck in hineys! We do the sticking.

4% (1)

Total Votes : 22

(last vote on : 5/17/2006 8:17:22 PM)
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Birthday Candles - 5/17/2006 12:40:41 AM

BitaTruble

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So, I made a nice scratch chocolate cake for Himself tonight and it reminded me that July marks my birthday in BDSM. Himself always makes me a BDSM birthday cake and this year I'll get 24 candles.

For those who don't know what a BDSM birthday cake is:

You take 10 cc tuberculin needles and insert them point down into a naked, safety prep'd hiney. One for each year you are celebrating. A standard birthday candle fits perfectly into the end of the needle, light and let the wax drip and voila, BDSM birthday cake.

So, how many candles are going to have on your next BDSM birthday cake? ;)

*standard disclaimer - please seek hands on advice for how to do this procedure as safely as possible

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RE: Birthday Candles - 5/17/2006 12:44:10 AM

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Not in this ass no wayyyyyyyyy, lol ouchie.

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RE: Birthday Candles - 5/17/2006 12:47:20 AM

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I already am stuck with needles on a daily basis but its all good lol

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RE: Birthday Candles - 5/17/2006 3:09:47 AM

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3 is coming up, but...I dont want that kind of birthday cake.

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RE: Birthday Candles - 5/17/2006 3:20:06 AM

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I showed Master this thread...i want one!!!

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RE: Birthday Candles - 5/17/2006 4:14:46 AM

kisshou

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geez Celeste,

some of your posts should come attached with warning labels!

here I was all set to wish you a happy birthday **lol**

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RE: Birthday Candles - 5/17/2006 4:53:52 AM

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not afraid of needles,
of more birthdays rolling around - yes :(

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RE: Birthday Candles - 5/17/2006 9:35:45 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: kisshou

geez Celeste,

some of your posts should come attached with warning labels!

here I was all set to wish you a happy birthday **lol**

It's the thought that counts!!

Maybe I should have chosen LotaTruble.. that screen name might have been a bit more warning.

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RE: Birthday Candles - 5/17/2006 10:20:21 AM

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I'd really just rather have the chocolate cake. But mine's 5 years (if you take out all the unofficial exploration stuff, before I knew what to call what I was doing.)

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RE: Birthday Candles - 5/17/2006 3:07:19 PM

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Do they also blow them out?

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