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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 7:33:37 AM

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Lemme know when you'll be in Savannah.. make it a weekend... I'll get ya a deal at the hotel *wink*

Savannah?!!

We thought you were in Marietta!

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my MOM is in Marietta..

c'mon.. Savannah isnt THAT far for a weekend getaway!! LOL

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 7:35:38 AM

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 7:37:57 AM

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They say everything is bigger in Texas. Is it true or not in this case?

Penis size, by state.

(I'm assuming largest to smallest, but not sure):

1. New Hampshire,
2. Oregon,
3. New York,
4. Indiana,
5. Arizona,
6. Hawaii,
7. Louisiana,
8. Massachusetts,
9. Alabama,
10. Washington,
11. New Mexico,
12. California,
13. Arkansas,
14. Nevada,
15. Virginia,
16. Tennessee,
17. Illinois,
18. Oklahoma,
19. South Dakota,
20. Georgia,
21. Pennsylvania,
22. Mississippi,
23. Michigan,
24. Florida,
25. Rhode Island,
26. Kansas,
27. Maryland,
28. Minnesota,
29. Vermont,
30. Connecticut,
31. Wisconsin,
32. New Jersey,
33. North Dakota,
34. Idaho,
35. Texas,
36. Missouri,
37. Montana,
38. Ohio,
39. Nebraska,
40. Colorado,
41. Maine,
42. North Carolina,
43. Delaware,
44. South Carolina,
45. Kentucky,
46. West Virginia,
47. Alaska,
48. Iowa,
49. Utah,
50. Wyoming

I like this one better (although I'm not sure I believe the size's listed) ...

1. District of Columbia - 7.59
2. New York - 7.50
3. California - 7.45
4. Florida - 7.44
5. Kentucky - 7.42
6. Georgia - 7.41
7. North Carolina - 7.39
8. Pennsylvania - 7.39
9. Rhode Island - 7.38
10. Minnesota - 7.34
11. West Virginia - 7.32
12. Illinois - 7.31
13. Arizona - 7.31
14. South Dakota - 7.31
15. Texas - 7.30
16. Ohio - 7.30
17. Missouri - 7.30
18. Nevada - 7.29
19. Kansas - 7.29
20. Mississippi - 7.28
21. Oregon - 7.27
22. Tennessee - 7.27
23. Massachusetts - 7.27
24. Maryland - 7.27
25. Hawaii - 7.24
26. South Carolina - 7.24
27. Colorado - 7.23
28. Louisiana - 7.22
29. North Dakota - 7.22
30. Michigan - 7.20
31. Connecticut - 7.20
32. Wisconsin - 7.19
33. Idaho - 7.19
34. Vermont - 7.16
35. Nebraska - 7.15
36. Washington - 7.15
37. Utah - 7.14
38. Virginia - 7.12
39. Montana - 7.10
40. New Jersey - 7.10
41. New Hampshire - 7.08
42. Indiana - 7.08
43. New Mexico - 7.06
44. Alabama - 7.05
45. Maine - 6.98
46. Iowa - 6.96
47. Oklahoma - 6.96
48. Arkansas - 6.96
49. Delaware - 6.94
50. Wyoming - 6.92
51. Alaska - 6.34

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 7:47:53 AM

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I was joking but since you went through the trouble of looking....it's clear that either way, there is something in Texas that isn't bigger.

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 7:49:43 AM

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We always knew the biggest dicks were in DC....

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 7:56:21 AM

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Well yeah that goes without saying. However, unlike Texas, they don't advertize that everything is bigger there.

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 8:02:13 AM

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I think, based on actual research of penis sizes, and the self-reported sizes on the map, and on the state list above, the one thing that is missing, for the basis of the data is ...

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 8:19:05 AM

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ummmm,.. where does this one fit in?

Perfect for suckling!!

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 8:20:51 AM

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yeah right? one could still BREATHE!

breathing is GOOD!

*snerk*

(no, I am NOT entirely serious with tha response.. not entirely NOT serious, either...)

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 8:26:12 AM

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Ever the compassionate woman that I am, I have great concern for the
women living in the countries that appear in grey on your map.
Perhaps this is why elephant tusks are such a valued commodity?

I also found this cute statement in the box that lists the source.

Think we invest 5 times more in research on penis enlargement and breast
size increase than in Alzheimer's. This means that we will all be gorgeous,
but we won't remember what we used it for.

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 8:31:46 AM

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I love maps and geo-displays, dunno why, but I just do.

This one is pretty interesting: The Penis Size Worldwide

Not sure where they got the data or how accurate it is, but thought provoking anyway.

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 10:41:10 AM

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where I come from & where i live is colored in Grey..... how big is it???
is it more than green of smaller?
I wonder.....

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 11:23:26 AM

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I'm really surprised that the extreme northern countries like Greenland, northern Canada, the Scandinavian countries, etc. (i.e. COLD) aren't further down the chart.....

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 11:28:35 AM

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*snort* could be something in the water to compensate, maybe?

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 12:58:52 PM

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An odd thing about the figures is that its not a worldwide study but a selection of local studies from different countries in different decades and a lot for some countries aren't cited.

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where I come from & where i live is colored in Grey..... how big is it???
is it more than green of smaller?
I wonder.....

I'm guessing grey probably means no data. Its weird Britain doesn't have any. Could that be excessive modesty?

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 1:02:36 PM

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Hrmmm, and all these years I've been trying to pull it, vacuum it, jerk it, to make it bigger and longer. When all I had to do was buy a plane ticket to South Korea to be huge!

I wonder what the tax rates are there, as the only thing more important than dick size is money, and everyone knows korean chicks are pretty hot to boot.

All is good..... Bye... Off to renounce my US citizenship.

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 1:14:59 PM

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An odd thing about the figures is that its not a worldwide study but a selection of local studies from different countries in different decades and a lot for some countries aren't cited.

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where I come from & where i live is colored in Grey..... how big is it???
is it more than green of smaller?
I wonder.....

I'm guessing grey probably means no data. Its weird Britain doesn't have any. Could that be excessive modesty?

typical Anaxagoras........

Dude ...... relax its just about Penis Size....

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 1:24:02 PM

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Oh Gawd Firm, this thread has made me chuckle in so many ways, Im glad I had my staples out yesterday, also I found this and wanted to show it in an appropriate thread... I was kind and decided to show it here....

FWIW I prefer girth to length... and tumescent and turgid are other words that gets most play with dick talk like flaccid...

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 1:27:04 PM

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Hrmmm, and all these years I've been trying to pull it, vacuum it, jerk it, to make it bigger and longer. When all I had to do was buy a plane ticket to South Korea to be huge!

I wonder what the tax rates are there, as the only thing more important than dick size is money, and everyone knows korean chicks are pretty hot to boot.

All is good..... Bye... Off to renounce my US citizenship.

~frowns~ I'm fairly sure that moving somewhere where the cocks are reportedly huge will not change the size of your cock. But I could be wrong. Send pics if it turns out that it works 'k?

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RE: The Penis Size Worldwide (Map!) - 7/9/2011 1:40:13 PM

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DAMN YOU LUCY!!!

I'm blind! Blind I tell you!

eggggrrahhhhh ....

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