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The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 5:48:30 PM   
HeatherMcLeather


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Status: offline 		So, I had this mail from a guy <raging hard on as his primary pic > and he says I'm his dream sub. So I write back telling him I'm a lesbian and he should keep dreaming. About a minute later he writes back saying:

"I have daughters"

Seriously!?????  WTFF!?

What is the most outrageous ploy that's ever been pulled on you in an attempt to overcome your refusal?
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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 7:08:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Once someone I had been putting off just wouldn't take no for an answer.  She was always trying to get me to tell her where I lived.  No way in hell would I because I knew she was the type that would just start showing up.

One evening she managed to get my number from someone we both knew.  2 o'clock in the morning the phone rings.  It was her and one of her friends begging me to come over so they could show me a good time.  She promised it would change my mind about not wanting to date her.

I hung up, unplugged the phone, and went back to sleep.


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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 7:18:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		I've had subs message me in the past begging me to dominate them. Of course the moment I told them I don't switch and I don't date switches they automatically changed their tune to "I was just using that to test you" or "I didn't realize my profile said I was a sub/switch. I'm actually a Dom".

Or when a young  or older one would email me and I'd tell them I wasn't interested in younger or older men I'd get that their profile was wrong, they had no idea how that got there.

Uh huh...delete move on.



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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 7:30:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		I can only think of one - the guy that wanted me (a happily married Dominant, with children and grandchildren) to divorce my husband, move to (are you ready for this??) Egypt, so I could be his first wife and tend his goats. I was too amused to shut him down immediately, so I simply said 'no thank you', just to see what if anything would happen. He wrote back in the same broken English to try and illustrate why he was the better choice (um, how shall I say this.. NOT?). It's been awhile so I don't remember the particulars, but I wish now that I had not deleted the message, it was That Funny..

flcouple, did you have any futher trouble from your stalker after that..?

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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 8:01:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		There was this married man who seemed to think that he should be the exception to my rule about "No discreet". I finally just blocked him. I love that feature!!! Most of them when I shut them down resort to calling me a "fat bitch" which always makes me laugh out loud, because in the previous message they were telling this fat bitch how much they wanted her & all the wonderful things they would do for her if only she'd give them the opportunity. Dumbasses!!!

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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 8:07:31 PM   
SorceressJ


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Status: offline 		There was a kid from CA who wrote to me wanting to be my sub, back in my G.I. days, and when I turned him down, wrote back frothing at the mouth about conspiracies and how I was going to die. I didn't dig it as an actual threat; I think he was just, you know, frothing - but yeah, that block and delete feature *WINS*.

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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 8:13:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Unfortunately yes.  She stalked me for months.  Finally somehow one day she meant someone else and poof she was gone.  It was a glorious day.

I have had 3 serious stalkers. 

Once one got in through a back window and hid in the closet.  I came home and got into the shower.  She then got naked and attempted to get into the shower with me.  It didn't really go well because all I saw were hands trying to pull the shower curtain and I just shoved  sending them flying across the room. 


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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 8:17:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		WOW!!! Who knew you were such a desirable stud?? I may have to come to FL to see what all the fuss is about!

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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 8:20:15 PM   
SorceressJ


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Status: offline 		Good for you; I hope she got hurt when you shoved. I know that sounds mean, but some people deserve whatever they get. I'dve had the stupid psychotic bitch arrested, after I beat the teetotal crap out of her for breaking into my house and scaring the tar out of me.
Being female does not entitle her to act like a rapist.

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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 8:23:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		Once I turned down someone who looked like a turnip in a shirt and tie, I mean I didnt tell him that but there was no way I was going to be rude so I just said we wouldn't be a match. He writes back and says with much earnestness that I was mistaken, that I was exactly ! what he was looking for so we'd be great together. Um duh.....last time I checked a couple was made of two people and perhaps my own preferences might just count a tiny little bit. He tried to keep writing and convincing me for a while. Keep in mind I have no picture up and not much in the profile,, but he was sure we were meant for each other because I fit some image in his mind of what his woman should be like.

Another guy was totally smitten with me because my username references a book that he happens to love. He kept trying to get me to meet him. He'd send me little messages about the book with like questions about it (What was the main character's horses name?) and wait with bated breath for me to write back my answers, I guess he wanted to know if I REALLY read the book or what. He was kind of funny so I did write back for a bit but yeah, I wasn't attracted to him and pulled the plug on him before too long. He wrote back after that whenever I was online saying I sure was online a lot and if I'd just give him a chance I'd see that we were meant for each other....all because of this book. He seemed to believe that we'd bond over our love of the book even if I wasn't attracted to him. Weird. The book is ok, I dont love it or anything - just liked the name is all.

So we have a guy whose ploy was that he was convinced of my suitability for him and that was reason enough for me to get with him and another guy whose love for a book made him think that because we'd both read it that we should be together forever or some such crap.

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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 8:34:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mine was with a guy I actually met from here.

I'm very up-front in insisting that any person I meet is single. Either separated and awaiting the final divorce papers, or divorced, never married or widowed (is widowered a word???). So I always ask, several times in different ways.

This guy insisted he was divorced, so we met for lunch. He seemed quite nice, even if he had a bit too much to drink for a lunchtime IMO, but I put that down to nerves.

Next day he messaged me, said he wanted to take me out again, but now that we know each other he needed to come clean and tell me he was married. But it was a loveless marriage and he was looking for someone to be with before he made the final step and left his wife

I told him what I thought of him, and moved on...meeting Master in the meanwhile. A few months later he messaged me to tell me he'd actually left his wife and was properly available, and didn't understand when I STILL wasn't interested in someone who'd lied at the outset about something so important. Every now and again he drops me another message to see if I've changed my mind yet....lol

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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 8:39:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		I've had gay dominant females email me orders.... it just makes me laugh

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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 8:52:49 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

WOW!!! Who knew you were such a desirable stud?? I may have to come to FL to see what all the fuss is about!


I think it's more that I seem to be a magnet for the mentally unstable, 


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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 9:02:01 PM   
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I think it's more that I seem to be a magnet for the mentally unstable, 
ah, so that's why i always get the fucking damp pants when i read your posts.

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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/9/2011 9:15:13 PM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

I've had gay dominant females email me orders.... it just makes me laugh


My friend is of the opinion that the ones who say they are lesbian dominants who send out those type of emails are actually men.

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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/10/2011 3:19:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

quote:

I think it's more that I seem to be a magnet for the mentally unstable, 
ah, so that's why i always get the fucking damp pants when i read your posts.


silly wabbit

That's the story of my life I attract the mentally unstable and lesbians.

I had a dear lesbian friend who was helping out someone she knew by bartending for him on Sunday nights at his little redneck bar.  She would ask me to come and hang out sometimes to help keep the crowd calm.  One of her on again off again lovers would also come when I was there.  We would play darts and sit at the bar and none of the guys would bother her because they thought we were together.

One night she looks at me and says, "you know I am a lesbian".  I was like, yeah.  She looks at me again, "I don't like men in that way".  Really confused now I answered OK.  She then gave me a really confused look and said, "But I like you".

Never just your normal average boy meets girl story.  I don't even want to think about all of the bad strange things that says are wrong with me, lol.
 


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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/10/2011 4:20:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		I hope you reported that pic dear!

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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/10/2011 5:08:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VideoAdminAlpha

I hope you reported that pic dear!


Hell...she shoulda mailed me a copy  LOLOLOLOL


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RE: The lengths they will go to!?!! - 7/10/2011 9:24:04 PM   
HeatherMcLeather


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I hope you reported that pic dear!
No, but I just checked his profile and the pic isn't there and the first line of his profile is: "They took my photos down". So I guess somebody did.

You know what really does amaze me, it's something both Hanners and I have come across. A lot of guys seem to think that lesbians have a hard time getting women, so hard in fact that we will put up with a guy having sex with us in order to get a chance at his girlfriend/wife.

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