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Would you fuck caribou Barbie?


Yep indeedy
  40% (18)
No way no way
  60% (27)


Total Votes : 45
(last vote on : 11/27/2017 7:14:26 PM)
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Moonhead -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 2:52:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

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Bear in mind that "I'd fuck Palin if she wore a ball gag and a gimp hood and pretended she was Alysson Hannigan" is a "no": if she can't talk shit at the top of her lungs, it ain't palin you're fucking, even if you're not pretending that she's somebody who your parents wouldn't disown you if you took her home to meet them...


I protest and it speaks to your ignorance of heterosexual males that aren't fucked up, that there is no Tina Fey option.
[:D]


She comes under "not Barbie" as well.
Maybe this would have been clearer if I'd made it a "shag or die" poll?




LaTigresse -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 2:55:52 PM)

No I wouldn't because I seriously do not find her hot. I also do not find her daughter hot, neither the pre or post, plastic surgery version.




Moonhead -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:03:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead
Would you fuck caribou Barbie?



Get the right combination of alcohol and intoxicants flowing in my bloodstream, Moon, and I'd fuck you.

Why? You buying?

No you wouldn't: I'm circumcised.




tazzygirl -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:05:15 PM)

Mike, darlin, you, as a submissive male, stand a better chance. [;)]




slvemike4u -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:07:41 PM)

True...but than again I am incredibly good looking,extremely intelligent....and fucking funny to boot [:)]




Moonhead -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:11:27 PM)

Modest, too. ;)




tazzygirl -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:12:06 PM)

True... true.. and true. [:D]




samboct -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:29:35 PM)

OK- if me having sex with Palin would insure that she not get elected- I'd throw myself on that hand grenade- but it'd take a bucketful of viagra, and I wouldn't look at myself in the mirror for at least a month....


Sam




Lucylastic -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:31:03 PM)

No chocolate for a year Sam




tazzygirl -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:32:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: samboct

OK- if me having sex with Palin would insure that she not get elected- I'd throw myself on that hand grenade- but it'd take a bucketful of viagra, and I wouldn't look at myself in the mirror for at least a month....


Sam


Cover the face with the American flag and call it your patriotic duty!




slvemike4u -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:35:13 PM)

My Daddy used to say that(prince that he was)... He also liked..."put a Russian flag over her face and fuck her for revenge".... As I said,the man was a prince.[:D]




samboct -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:35:44 PM)

I figure if an Englishman can mount a mongoose for Queen and Country, well, then a Yank ought to be able to top Caribou Barbie, but I think I'd be humming "Deutschland uber alles" all the while.....




Moonhead -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:38:17 PM)

No, this is Barbie we're talking about: she'll be the one singing Deutschland Uber Alles...
(Or perhaps everything by Toby Keith?)




samboct -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 3:39:51 PM)

I figured she'd be too dumb to know what it was, and somebody should be humming it while she's being done. She and Adolf would make such soulmates.....




juliaoceania -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 4:08:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: slvemike4u

True...but than again I am incredibly good looking,extremely intelligent....and fucking funny to boot [:)]


Yes you are all of these things, almost worth switching for... if I could only switch... *sighs*




VideoAdminAlpha -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 4:18:07 PM)

A poll is a poll, no matter the subject matter so this thread is moved. Sorry folks ![:)]




slvemike4u -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 4:21:28 PM)

Thanks ladies,if I could assume the top role...I would do so for either of you two lovelies .
Icarys you almost make my father come off as a gentleman....you will never know how hard that was to type.




SternSkipper -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 4:23:34 PM)

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I'd do Tina Fey even if she was acting like Palin at the time.


Ummmm Ken.... THAT'S my point[:D]




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 5:35:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: erieangel

If i were a lesbian, caribou Barbie would be the last woman i'd want.


If I were a lesbian, one look at that crazy, blank-eyed bitch would turn me straight.

Why would anyone in  their right mind want to fuck that whore? She's got a face like a concrete block, except the concrete block looks more intelligent. Hell, it probably is more intelligent.




Arpig -> RE: Would you fuck caribou Barbie? (7/10/2011 5:44:41 PM)

Sure why not? Oh because she's a stupid right wing twit? Most any woman is a right winger from my point of view, and being stupid is helpful when it comes to fucking me. [:D]




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