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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 10:19:26 PM

Daddysredhead

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We should have a shaving party at calibirthday. Red can tech us how and we can practice on Greedy.

It appears that I am going to serve as the pin the tail on the redhead game, the share chocolate with Red without bleeding game, and now, twat shaving tutor...

OK... I'll do it. Cali better love me...

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 1:45:15 AM

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Stinky poem aside, good post! Imagine having to stop suddenly while shaving. Ouchy!

That would hurt. No walking that off.

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 1:55:54 AM

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I just hope none of you are shaving while driving. That would be a sight in morning traffic.

Hahaha, actually...... it happend... It was all over the news.... the dame didn't cause an accident, but was defenitely not just only driving her car.
I'd find the article if I could remember when it was....
But then, it is written in Dutch.... *grinnzz*

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 2:12:38 AM

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ORIGINAL: kiarsia
We should have a shaving party at calibirthday. Red can tech us how and we can practice on Greedy.

It appears that I am going to serve as the pin the tail on the redhead game, the share chocolate with Red without bleeding game, and now, twat shaving tutor...

OK... I'll do it. Cali better love me...

But Red, they'll be depending on you, thass why you're sure a giver.

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 5:16:20 AM

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ORIGINAL: kiarsia

We should have a shaving party at calibirthday. Red can tech us how and we can practice on Greedy.

It appears that I am going to serve as the pin the tail on the redhead game, the share chocolate with Red without bleeding game, and now, twat shaving tutor...

OK... I'll do it. Cali better love me...

You are without a doubt the besreseteset friend ever............

We are planning on saving Cali Yum Bums Bum for birthday spankins...yup.....yup.........

And in the spirit of you being such a giver....I'll bring Godiva chocolate for the game.........

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 5:47:47 AM

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Stinky poem aside, good post! Imagine having to stop suddenly while shaving. Ouchy!

That would hurt. No walking that off.

No walking period, especially if an artery is nicked.

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 6:12:47 AM

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HEY!! wtf?? how'd I get volunteered as a demo???

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 6:14:36 AM

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cuz you're a cooze?

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 6:16:17 AM

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a what?

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 6:19:57 AM

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I think that shavage is an individual thing, Tale Schmoo for instance, Lil Miss J's pubes are like steel wool no matter what she tries so she has a standing order to keep it trim.

And she does just that with a small patch on top, She tells me Baby oil, Panthenol cream (Bepanthen) and really really expensive girly razors do the trick and she too is a squat on the edge of the bath hunched over shaver in a ritual that takes upwards of 2 hours, 2 whole baths full of water and a long hot shower not to mention half a bottle of baby oil, velvet soap, cream and some Avon stuff.

Then theres the Razors........ about $30's worth and the carnage she causes to my shaving brush, now HER shaving brush.

The upside is it doesnt feel as if im immersing my genitals into a porcupine (Echidna) as part of some masochistic ritual, and She likes it.

As for me?

I shaved a few times and found that my junk seemed to lack suitable gravitas without foliage and would retreat into my pelvis n refuse to come out until its cover had grown back, I did tell it repeatedly that it should just pull the hood up like a perverse "Kenny" and come out to play but after much pleading with my now shy genitalia I vowed to stick to trimming only.

Im not hirsute anyway so this works for me.

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 6:34:17 AM

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Pumpy!! LTNS!!

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 6:51:53 AM

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HEY!! wtf?? how'd I get volunteered as a demo???

Listen here, chicklette, we can call this a "scene"... now hush up like a good girl and let Miss Red at your nethers...

*gigglesnorts*

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 6:54:40 AM

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WOOT!!! Godiva!!! I'm in... waaaaay in!

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 6:55:59 AM

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HEY!! wtf?? how'd I get volunteered as a demo???

Listen here, chicklette, we can call this a "scene"... now hush up like a good girl and let Miss Red at your nethers...

*gigglesnorts*

*snicker*

cant wait to see you, my gorgeous girl!!

(love to the family!!)

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 7:04:47 AM

Daddysredhead

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Love back atcha, doll!

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 7:12:38 AM

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quote]ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
HEY!! wtf?? how'd I get volunteered as a demo???

Listen here, chicklette, we can call this a "scene"... now hush up like a good girl and let Miss Red at your nethers...

*gigglesnorts*

*snicker*

cant wait to see you, my gorgeous girl!!

(love to the family!!)

Greedy, this is what happens when you're AWOL, you get volunteered! Haven't you learned that one yet?

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 7:34:15 AM

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but I HAVENT been AWOL!!

besides, I plan to be all trim and neat before I leave...

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 7:45:38 AM

Charnegui

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but I HAVENT been AWOL!!

besides, I plan to be all trim and neat before I leave...

mmmm....mmmmm.....mmmmmm....mmmmmmm

oh no... I ain't gonna type what I'm thinking of right now... it is NOT nice at all...

*puts back ductape on mouth*
*sits on fingers*

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 7:56:01 AM

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oh, go ahead... LOL

I wish you could join us in FL, Charne.. I think you'd be a fantastic addition to the yearly get-together!!

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/13/2011 8:08:24 AM

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someone swing by NE and throw me in a suitcase! i'm small and flexible!

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