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Arpig -> I heard a good one.... (7/11/2011 2:25:44 PM)
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This one works much better when spoken aloud, with accents.....
There's a guy working in an employment agency in Cape Breton and this guy comes in....
Employment Counselor: What's your name?
Applicant #1: McCoy.
EC: And your work experience?
A#1: I'm a cork sucker.
EC: What? I beg your pardon?
A#1: A cork sucker. You know, I make corks for wine bottles. You take a big sheet of cork, and I have a vacuum tube thing and I punch it in and suck out the corks.
EC: Oh, OK.
A little later a second guy comes in....
EC: And what's your name?
A#2: McCoy
EC: And your work experience?
A#2: I'm a sock tucker.
EC: Excuse me?
A#2: A sock tucker, I take the newly made socks and tuck them together into those neat little bundles.
EC: Oh, OK.
By and by a third applicant comes in....
EC: And what's your name?
A#3: (Use an effeminate voice) McCoy......I'm the real McCoy.
Sooooooo tell me a good one.
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