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LadyHibiscus -> RE: A good man (7/14/2011 8:28:49 PM)

Weed doesn't do much for me, but yay for things that make us feel good!




HannahLynHeather -> RE: A good man (7/14/2011 8:36:38 PM)

yeah, but you never know what you'll actually score now do you?




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: A good man (7/14/2011 9:01:43 PM)

I've read the things that Hannah Lyn has said about Heather. It's quite obvious that they are both smitten equally with each other.




sunshinemiss -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 1:24:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat

that shit has literally hit the fan right now


*ponders the word "literally" in that sentence and wonders when the cat went scat.*




sunshinemiss -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 1:25:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I don't care who you are, what your orientation is, or any other silly thing.

When you call your man to say bring home pain killers, chocolate, and some other special yen and he does, no matter how inconvenient it is, you've got a keeper!



Lady Pact,
I'm suspecting that a similar thread could be started by the deliciously wonderful Mr. P about you.

*just a thought.
sunshine




Aileen1968 -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 3:06:44 AM)

I have it on good authority that Shorey's a keeper. The big fat bar whore wearing a much too tight tank top at the Dutchman waterfront bar on lbi told me so.
Her exact words to me were.... I'd snag him if I was you. He's a keeper.
Truer words have never been spoken. He is a great man and I am a very lucky woman.




Aileen1968 -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 3:08:45 AM)

Wow that was so sickenly sweet.
I keep him because he fucks me up the ass hard and without lube.

Muuuch better now.





LaTigresse -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 4:01:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Wow that was so sickenly sweet.
I keep him because he fucks me up the ass hard and without lube.

Muuuch better now.





WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!

I am SOOO glad you added that. I was beginning to think you'd gotten a bad case of da brain fever or sumethin.




LaTigresse -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 4:07:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

I've read the things that Hannah Lyn has said about Heather. It's quite obvious that they are both smitten equally with each other.


I agree. I love reading both of their posts about one another....the love and devotion they feel just shines through.......to MY eyes.

I think that many people just don't really appreciate a dry sense of humour. Especially in writing. I know in my own life there are either people that immediately 'get it', or it just flies right over the tops of their poor little pea brains. Which........is also rather misleading. I've a sister in law that never EVER gets it. Others will be laughing and she is sitting there with either an angry/feelings hurt/lost (one of them and usually the last) look on her face. Wondering why the hell people are laughing. I would like to say she is dumber than a post but she isn't. Just has a brain that is not wired for sarcasm and wit.




LadyConstanze -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 6:03:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub


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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

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I am so grateful to God, fate, chance, or whatever it was that sent her to the Greyhound that night.
god? fate? chance? sorry to burst your bubble there babe, but i was just looking to score some fucking weed.

After the wonderful things she said about you, that felt like a kick in the gut to me to even read.

Heather needs to be nominated for sainthood.


agreed, Heather must see something in you Hanners, but I'm hard pressed to see what it is right now




Honestly, I didn't see it like that at all. Heck, you know if you'd be having a heart attack or you'd be choking on something and somebody passes by and calls the ambulance or gives you the heimlich maneuver and saves you life, won't you think god, fate, chance sent that person? And you wouldn't be offended if they'd say "Truth is, I was on my way to the toilet" Doesn't make your life less precious.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 6:07:27 AM)

I admit that I was tired when I read that and took it at face value. I should know better when it comes to Hanner's posts. Besides it's clear that they are completely smitten and Hanners would never intentionally hurt Heather.

My bad.




JstAnotherSub -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 6:26:39 AM)

I was tired too, and, since the first post made on this thread by Hannah was rude (it was removed), I took it as her trying to bring down a thread that LP made to be filled with joy.

Who knows if I was right or wrong, but, it really doesn't matter. I did the same thing I was thinking she was doing. Apologies to LP. And to Hannah, if I was in fact wrong.




LadyConstanze -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 8:25:40 AM)

I took it as a bit of tongue in cheek comment, because they're obviously very happy together. In the same vein I would joke with my other half about me adopting rescues and that's how I got him, he gives back as good as he gets, when somebody asked him how many dogs he has, he grinned and said "Including or excluding the gf?"
When I come back from London trips, he usually waits and says he's delighted to have the 2 bitches back (me and the girl Dobie as I tend to take her with me fairly often).

Others might think it's nasty or disrespectful, it's not, it's pulling each others chain in a friendly way, he'd never make a hurtful comment, he knows my nose is my sore point (after having had it broken in in a nasty way a few years back it never went back to being small and dainty, I still think it looks like a huge massive schnooz now), he's dead set against cosmetic surgery but knowing how much it bothers me, he actually made an appointment with a rather good surgeon, so good in fact that he said the pain and risk wouldn't be worth the minimal change. While I'm still not happy with my nose, it just made me realize it doesn't really matter that much.

I mean if you'd hear our verbal sparring, you'd possibly think we're on the verge of grabbing knives or hate each other, we're just having a bit of fun and a laugh.




impishlilhellcat -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 8:50:57 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat

that shit has literally hit the fan right now


*ponders the word "literally" in that sentence and wonders when the cat went scat.*



I'm laughing manically and the SO is looking at me like I'm crazy..... Okay well somedays I'm sure he's convinced I am..

I know I abused the word literally it felt right at the time!




HannahLynHeather -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 9:01:41 AM)

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since the first post made on this thread by Hannah was rude (it was removed), I took it as her trying to bring down a thread that LP made to be filled with joy.
i never post just to bring a thread down. if i say something negative, there's a good fucking reason for it, i suggest you read what i post and what i'm responding to carefully. you'll see the point for it then. using the example of my excised posts, i had valid reasons for making them, if you want to know what they were cmail me, and i'll explain on the other side without a single fucking swear word <unless you specifically ask for a few, of course>.




VideoAdminTheta -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 9:35:10 AM)

What could have been a very wonderful thread, was tainted from the start. I came in once and removed posts and once again find myself hacking up the thread. Some posts that I wish could have stayed, had to be removed because they mixed a good comment with a bad one or quoted a removed post. I did try to leave some that should have been pulled simply because to pull them would mean pulling something someone else said that made the thread make sense and was something that needed clearing up.

I have no pleasure in hacking up a thread that could have gone to wonderful places. If your post was removed it was a personal attack, response to or quoting a personal attack or removed post, or off topic and inflammatory and bringing something in another thread to this one.

Please note that this is a warning. Please refrain from breaking TOS or doing any of the things you know will get a post removed. After a warning, any post that must be removed is taken very seriously.

Thank you




LadyConstanze -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 9:45:25 AM)

Hmm one of mine was removed, I don't think I was violating TOS at all, so it must have been me responding to something? Because I think I said very positive things...




VideoAdminTheta -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 9:47:20 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

Hmm one of mine was removed, I don't think I was violating TOS at all, so it must have been me responding to something? Because I think I said very positive things...



Your post was wonderful and I hated to have to pull it. That post with a couple others was what made it so frustrating to hack the thread up. I am very sorry, if it could have stayed I would have wanted it to.




LadyConstanze -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 10:01:57 AM)

No worries, I shall live (I shall drown my sorrow in a glass of red later though), just wanted to make sure that I didn't cross an lines out of ignorance, thanks!




HannahLynHeather -> RE: A good man (7/15/2011 10:43:39 AM)

i've waited till heather is out to make this post, so she can find it later and be surprised.

so heather. hmmm, yeah heather, what the fuck to say about heather in this regard?

well i doubt there's any question that i scored majorly with her. she's way the fuck out of my league on more levels than i can even begin to count. i'm not even in the same ballpark.
i think i'll keep her.

she's way too fucking pretty. look, i know i'm biased, but fuck me folks, admit it; if she's not the hottest little dyke any of you have seen then she's right up there in the running.
i think i'll keep her.

she's smart. i don't mean "damn you smart woman" smart, i mean "it's fucking intimidating" smart. it's not that she knows a lot, it's that she just understands shit, the wildest, most bizarre complicated, incomprehensible shit, she just gets it.
i think i'll keep her.

she's funny, really fucking funny, at least i think so. she can turn me from brooding, furious at the world or in tears wallowing in self pity to laughing and thrilling at the wonder of being alive in minutes.
i think i'll keep her.

she's devoted, not just to me, but to anybody she considers a friend. "heather's friend" is a badge of honour, she doesn't bestow it freely, you have to fucking earn it. but by fucking christ, when she does it's damned near irrevocable.
i think i'll keep her.

she loves me. buggered if i know why, but she is crazy over me, and that feels fucking good. to know that there is somebody who thinks you are just the best fucking thing since the invention of the vibrator is a really wonderful thing.
i think i'll keep her.

i love her. i fell in love for the first time when i was 17, it ended badly when i was 19. i have never loved anybody since, until heather. i like being in love, it makes me feel whole, it gives my life meaning and a purpose, and it just feels so fucking good.
i think i'll keep her.

she is the best i am ever going to have, no matter what happens from here on out i am always going to look at my time with her and know that that was my finest fucking hour, that was it, the best, it will all be downhill after her. heather isn't just the best i'm going to get, heather is as good as it fucking gets, period.

so yeah, heather's a fucking keeper and i'll scratch the eyes out of anybody who says differently. i think - no make that - i fucking KNOW i'll keep her.

heather, i love you, i love you the way edward loved wallis, and i want the whole fucking world to know it. you give me hope, you give me purpose, you make my life worth living again. falling asleep next to you is a joy because it means i'll wake up to you the next day. sometimes when i think about you and how you could have any woman you wanted and chose me it just overwhelms me and i have to cry.

you're my all, my one, my only. till the day i die, babe, till the day i fucking die.




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