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truesub4u -> RE: what religion is your bra? (5/24/2006 9:19:30 AM)

I know .....i was talking and typing and mixed the two.... that'll teach me.
Though Otto invented the first...he was out done by his rival....Monsieur le Brassiere




DameDarkness -> RE: what religion is your bra? (5/24/2006 10:56:17 AM)

once you realize you were blessed with tooo much you dont give a rats ass if they are staunch and upright your just happy they are somewhat in position............48DD so i need a catholic salvation army type......... btw home grown since i was nine and im only 24 now and im thinking im gonna have to get a bigger size soon cause the 48DD are starting not to fit ~sigh~




candystripper -> RE: what religion is your bra? (5/25/2006 9:18:08 AM)

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once you realize you were blessed with tooo much you dont give a rats ass if they are staunch and upright your just happy they are somewhat in position............48DD so i need a catholic salvation army type......... btw home grown since i was nine and im only 24 now and im thinking im gonna have to get a bigger size soon cause the 48DD are starting not to fit ~sigh~

DameDarkness


i don't know whether You have experienced pregnancy and childbirth yet Ma'am, but i did at age 25 and went from a 36B to a 38FF whilst breast-feeding; am now a 40DD.  The size of my breasts isn't giving me back pain, but shoulder straps and underwires get VERY uncomfortable after awhile, as i'm sure You already know.
 
i cannot speak with medical research to back me up <where is mbmn when i need her?>  but i'd be very leery of having breast-reduction surgery if You plan to have little ones and breastfeed.
Personally i'd wait until my family was complete before i did it <as if babies are conceived only on schedule, lmao.>  Breastfeeding was a tremendous experience for me, supposed to be great for the baby, and is <chuckles> cheaper than formula.

 
Now to all the wankers; i do not want any email about my breast size, ty v m <shouting into the wind, lmao.>
 
To the Op: hilarious.  i AM Catholic in r/l too.  However i suspect my bra may lead me to another religion soon.  The RCC is getting on my last raw nerve because it is politically hyperactive in the Right-to-Life and euthenasia arenas, while remaining noticably absent from the anti-Death Penalty Movement. 

My instinct is to convert to Judaism, but i honestly do not know enough about it to feel comfortable approaching a Rabbi.  Other times i read one of IronBear's posts and feel drawn to Paganism, but again, ignorance of its tenets has prevented me from moving forward.

i think i'd probably wear the same size bra as a Jew or a Pagan, but they'd be much sexier.  Came across shelf bras recently....whooohoo!
 
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candystripper




Lordandmaster -> RE: what religion is your bra? (5/25/2006 9:23:17 AM)

Since China has cornered the world brassiere market, I'd say your bra is officially atheist.




FloridaISIS -> RE: what religion is your bra? (5/25/2006 9:37:02 AM)

Catholic presbyterian I would say.-- 42D.  I remember being a 38c back in 6th grade, but pregrancy will change them. Although quite firm for their size, I just need a little lift. Wish VS would make their Sweet Embrace  in My size; They think those of us over 38D are in the minority?  [sm=hair.gif]  Why can't I be popping out of My shirts too? [sm=shake.gif] That was fun a thread. [:D]
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candystripper -> RE: what religion is your bra? (5/25/2006 9:41:24 AM)

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Since China has cornered the world brassiere market, I'd say your bra is officially atheist.

Lam


Ya, but can You open a bra with one hand before she knows what's happened?  Lmao.
 
candystripper 




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