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what religion is your bra? - 5/17/2006 12:17:51 PM   
siouxie


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Status: offline 		WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk?
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only types of
bras to choose from.

"Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...The Catholic
type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes
mountains out of mole hills."

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/17/2006 4:21:36 PM   
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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/17/2006 6:10:02 PM   
siouxie


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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/17/2006 8:18:51 PM   
HouseofBear


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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/18/2006 8:13:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Not allowed to wear a bra lol.....good joke though.

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/18/2006 9:12:13 PM   
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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/19/2006 2:34:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		mine would have to be a Catholic Presbyterian Salvation bra ...




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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/19/2006 5:43:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Definitely a Catholic bra for me.......38 ddd

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/19/2006 6:06:09 PM   
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mine would have to be a Catholic Presbyterian Salvation bra ...





ditto!

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/19/2006 7:08:12 PM   
MsMacComb


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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/22/2006 9:16:44 AM   
xxmstrchasxx


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Status: offline 		If any of the Catholic bra women would like to make a confession just let me know  LMAO

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/22/2006 3:27:01 PM   
ravn


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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Definitely a Catholic bra for me.......38 ddd


lucky..the lady at victoria's secret shook her head in disgust...there is 16 inches difference between my bust and my chest....i need a catholic, she measured me at a 38L

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/22/2006 3:33:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm supposed to have a bra?????????

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/22/2006 3:37:34 PM   
Bearlee


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Status: offline 		<sigh> If I weren't so against formal religion, I'd say Catholic, too.  Lets just say mine are udderly ridiculous...

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/22/2006 6:07:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Definitely a Catholic bra for me.......38 ddd

LMAO....amen to that.

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/22/2006 6:08:15 PM   
ScooterTrash


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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

I'm supposed to have a bra?????????
That's enough....to the alter with ya...lol.

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/22/2006 7:01:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

I'm supposed to have a bra?????????
That's enough....to the alter with ya...lol.


Forgive me Father for I have sinned.....lol.

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/24/2006 8:37:25 AM   
Frankspl


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Status: offline 		Hi, loved the Bra joke  lmao
 
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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/24/2006 8:37:30 AM   
truesub4u


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Status: offline 		Amazing.... the gentleman  who invented the bra was a man named..Harry Titslinger..............LOL....

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RE: what religion is your bra? - 5/24/2006 8:59:44 AM   
FelinePersuasion


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