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RapierFugue -> RE: The Laws of Computing (7/15/2011 2:29:35 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
The abovementioned porn site will pop up when you are looking up something with a client or significant other looking over your shoulder.
I have that problem with predictive text. As an example, "aunt" and "cunt" have exactly the same key pattern.
Not my finest hour, it must be said. Thank god she's got a SoH.
Oh and Rule 307b: "When giving large-scale PowerPoint demonstrations to a large audience of your peers, FFS turn off Outlook, otherwise the receptionist you're banging in secret, behind your wife's back, will choose that moment to send you a highly explicit email describing in no uncertain terms what she'd like you to do to her when you meet up later that day, the first few lines of which will pop up on the giant screen, in the bottom right-hand corner, while your back is turned".
And no, that second one wasn't me, but a much despised ex boss. Obviously we didn't laugh, as that would have been bad manners.
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