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sunshinemiss -> Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 6:38:43 AM)
So, do people have belly buttons? Is the pope Catholic? Is some grass green? Discuss, vote, decide, whatever.

RapierFugue -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 6:46:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss So, do people have belly buttons? Is the pope Catholic? Is some grass green? Discuss, vote, decide, whatever. Here vee see zer geshalt entity vot ish der amalgum hoff der PAHunky und der DozyDave thingy. Vee schud schtudy diss entity und draw shum conclusions, und zen hoover up zer Nobelly Prishe!

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 6:46:59 AM)
Only those with innies are true people. The pope does not really exist. Only the hat does. The grass is always greener over the septic tank (with apologies to Erma Bombeck). If you disagree with me, you are ignorant.

RapierFugue -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 6:49:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub If you disagree with me, you are ignorant. heh I like this one ... could have been written with CM in mind ... http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2307#comic

Aylee -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 6:50:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss So, do people have belly buttons? Yes. Except for Adam and Eve. They would not have had belly buttons, of course. I do not think that Golems have them either. quote: Is the pope Catholic? For most, yes. For some, he is the anti-christ. quote: Is some grass green? Yes. It is especially greener on the other side. quote: Discuss, vote, decide, whatever. Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 6:52:00 AM)
quote: Only those with innies are true people. What about those of us whose belly button has been virtually eradicated due to multiple laparoscopic surgeries?

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 6:52:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: Only those with innies are true people. What about those of us whose belly button has been virtually eradicated due to multiple laparoscopic surgeries? You, my child, will inherit the earth.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 6:54:36 AM)
I'm listening to 70's music while I'm trying to find my passport. I swear someone came in my apt and took it. How do I know? Well, I eat eggs in twos. I always make two when I make them. Why? Because I make them with gobs of veggies, and I need a lot of egg to keep them together. I came home one day, and there were only 5 eggs in the package. I noticed because I don't do odd numbered eggs. A couple days later, there were only 4. Seriously. Maybe someone took my passport and my eggs. It's a mystery. This is hot. Joy to the World. Three Dog Night. It's the hair. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFypAB7nYGA

RapierFugue -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 6:59:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss This is hot. Joy to the World. Three Dog Night. It's the hair. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFypAB7nYGA heh. Looks like a dodgy porn cast from the 70s :)

sunshinemiss -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 7:04:13 AM)
You're jealous of the hair. And my wet panties. Don't be hating.

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 7:04:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub You, my child, will inherit the earth. no one can inherit the earth because that implies the erroneous belief that the earth is real -- and if you don't agree with my self-indulgent posting, you are not worth my time. rawr 'n junk.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 7:08:56 AM)
quote: You, my child, will inherit the earth. But...but I don't want it! It's totally fucked up and besides it's too much responsibility.

KMsAngel -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 7:09:25 AM)
who has access to your apartment, sunny?

RapierFugue -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 7:10:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss You're jealous of the hair. And my wet panties. Don't be hating. Hey! It wasn't necessarily an insult ;) I used to have very long hair myself. Although, to be fair, it made me look silly(er) too :) You can keep yer panties, thanks all the same :)

RapierFugue -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 7:11:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel who has access to your apartment, sunny? Sunny does ... maybe it's a multiple personality thing!

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 7:11:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: You, my child, will inherit the earth. But...but I don't want it! It's totally fucked up and besides it's too much responsibility. You have fallen in to my trap....that is exactly the attitude we were looking for to lead us.....that is the truth..

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 7:12:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss I'm listening to 70's music while I'm trying to find my passport. I swear someone came in my apt and took it. How do I know? Well, I eat eggs in twos. I always make two when I make them. Why? Because I make them with gobs of veggies, and I need a lot of egg to keep them together. I came home one day, and there were only 5 eggs in the package. I noticed because I don't do odd numbered eggs. A couple days later, there were only 4. Seriously. Maybe someone took my passport and my eggs. It's a mystery. This is hot. Joy to the World. Three Dog Night. It's the hair. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFypAB7nYGA The single socks escaped from the dryer and they needed an egg. This aint rocket science, ye of little faith.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 7:13:13 AM)
Danged if I know, angel. They use codes to get in here - not keys. I know that nobody else has the code. I don't ever give it out. And I don't know. Maybe I'm doing it. Heaven knows I write in my sleep!... and hold conversations. And make international calls... and once I even took a shower in my sleep! Maybe I'm cooking in my sleep. But I set up my stove so that I'd wake myself up if I tried to cook. RF: Come on sugar... you make my panties wet sometimes too! (I'd wink, except that you'd think it's not true).

KMsAngel -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 7:13:18 AM)
hah, rf! a passport on the loose in that part of the country? worriesome indeed. if she has a suspicion, she could always comment mildly that she's told the embassy about her suspected stolen passport. perhaps it will reappear with an egg or two....

RapierFugue -> RE: Threads about Facts (7/16/2011 7:18:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss RF: Come on sugar... you make my panties wet sometimes too! (I'd wink, except that you'd think it's not true). I've said it before, and I'll doubtless say it again ... you're weird :) I've got a theory about the missing eggs & passport ... is there a chance one of the eggs hatched out, and is now seeking to leave the country? Sounds daft I know but if you find a passport pic of a chicken then I'd call the police, if I were you ...

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