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MissdeSade -> My new crush-the Paladin (5/17/2006 9:57:51 PM)
Greetings all- I recently have fallen in love with this devious device on extremerestraints.com called a paladin. It is an aluminum paddle with holes in it. I have already had several comments messaged to me directly about people's experience with the naughty device, so I thought I'd open a message link about it. Experiences? Stories? Love it or hate it? Anything from either side of the cage works. Miss de Sade

nawdykitty -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (5/17/2006 10:57:43 PM)
i have not had the pleasure....but i offer my soft, round, and very willing touche for testing.

chasteslave -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (5/20/2006 7:32:45 PM)
that does look like a nice paddle. the wholes are an added bonus. less drag when swinging it so you can beat the slave's ass a little harder. Maybe one day i'll get to test one.

submarriner -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (5/26/2006 9:59:38 PM)
MissdeSade, While I have not tried this model, I have had the pain/pleasure of receiving the impact of a wooden holed paddle. The holes have three functions; 1) As mentioned above less drag when weilding through the air. 2) At impact they disperse the air trapped between the paddle and the skin reducing the cushion of the blow. 3) They distort the skin and create a greater surface area of nerve excitation (in other words it hurts more). The Paladin appears well constructed, I am sure it would make a fine paddle for your submissives.

mtumwawaBwana -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (6/25/2006 12:02:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissdeSade Greetings all- I recently have fallen in love with this devious device on extremerestraints.com called a paladin. It is an aluminum paddle with holes in it. I have already had several comments messaged to me directly about people's experience with the naughty device, so I thought I'd open a message link about it. Experiences? Stories? Love it or hate it? Anything from either side of the cage works. Miss de Sade please please please do not tell my Master of this device....i hate pain and He doesn't need any more ideas shivers at the thought

lanwolf -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (6/28/2006 8:16:52 AM)
Ok this looks like a fun one now just to find Someone to swing it

BaldwinPDaddy -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (6/28/2006 10:08:29 PM)
If your looking for a cheap alternative you can buy a 3.5" thick aluminum yard stick at home depot for 10 bucks and drill some holes in it. That's what I did and it's a big hit. No pun intended.

twicehappy -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (7/14/2006 9:49:35 AM)
Lol, i woder if the Paladin knows there is a toy named after him?

shyguyND -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (11/27/2006 11:03:11 PM)
Paladins are Lawful Good, they would never use that! Who ever gets this jokes wins the internet

CalliopePurple -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (11/27/2006 11:31:37 PM)
I win the Internet, then

Najakcharmer -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (11/27/2006 11:46:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shyguyND Paladins are Lawful Good, they would never use that! Bah. D&D paladins and clerics used to be thinly disguised Christians even if they were followers of a totally different deity that had exactly jack shit to do with any real world religion. It's gotten somewhat better in recent editions, but I still prefer GURPS. Or Stormbringer. Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!

twicehappy -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (11/28/2006 3:14:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer [Bah. D&D paladins and clerics used to be thinly disguised Christians even if they were followers of a totally different deity that had exactly jack shit to do with any real world religion. It's gotten somewhat better in recent editions, but I still prefer GURPS. Or Stormbringer. Blood and souls for my lord Arioch! Lmao, i am ALWAYS a druid character when we play Never Winter Nights, and i am always Lawful Neutral.

Lashra -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (11/28/2006 5:39:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shyguyND Paladins are Lawful Good, they would never use that! Who ever gets this jokes wins the internet I see this more of a toy that a Shadowknight would use[:D] Oh yeah I get what you mean... ~Lashra

badpaliden -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (11/28/2006 3:40:48 PM)
LOL< well I do now twice! and it looks like it would be a toy I'd like using too!

Aubre -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (11/30/2006 5:42:32 AM)
I thought this post was about EQ or WoW. Yes, Lashara - I'd like to see a toy called "Harm Touch".

BootBlackBlast -> RE: My new crush-the Paladin (12/4/2006 1:19:23 AM)
I have a similiar paddle from Mr. S. that is a bit shorter and wider and also has fewer holes. I bought mine for $25 on clearance at half price. I love it. It flies through the air with less resistance, is much easier to use during long sessions or multiple sessions when I'm tired, and it leaves beautiful raised bruises on the boys @$$. I think it is actually his favorite paddle, I must say though that it definately is mine. I would gladly add another to my collection anytime...

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