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gooddogbenji -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 9:53:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble No, no, no.. but if it had been Benji or some others, toys wouldn't have been the first thing to spring to mind. [:D] Celeste Hey, any publicity is good publicity. Or so I've been told by many a whiny newbie. Yours, benji

mistoferin -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 10:31:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble Actually "toys" was the first thing I thought of when I read the subject title and saw who had started the thread. Celeste Am I getting to be that predictable??????...lol. No, no, no.. but if it had been Benji or some others, toys wouldn't have been the first thing to spring to mind. [:D] Celeste Whew, I feel better now! I have only named one "toy" but I only named "him" because we have had such a long and wonderful affair. I've moved several times since I bought him and I've taken him with me each time...so he has proved his dedication and reliability....lol. That would be my shower head and his name is Murphy. I've heard lots of odd names given to toys over the years. The "Barney" one is the one I think is the funniest though. Imagine how humiliating it must be to be such a wimp that Barney can beat your ass!

ArchangelMichael -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 2:36:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressLorelei quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble Actually "toys" was the first thing I thought of when I read the subject title and saw who had started the thread. We don't name our toys except that, collectively, I do call them weapons and we do have a few that probably qualify as weapons of mass destruction. ;) Celeste I have a couple of toys which could qualify as weapons of ass destruction. Usually I have just referred to the toys by what they looked like... trailer hitch plug, the big red one. Now that the idea is in my head, naming toys could be fun. Miss Lorelei, LOL I like that. "Ass" destruction. [:D] Trailer hitch plug, Ma'am? whimpers Not sure I even want to know what the big red one is!

slavejali -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 2:46:07 PM)
Master has named one toy, its a heavy paddle he calls "Mr Oakey".

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 3:11:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble Actually "toys" was the first thing I thought of when I read the subject title and saw who had started the thread. Celeste Am I getting to be that predictable??????...lol. Oh no Erin, I still thought you were asking about body parts. I haven't but probably will name benign vs hurtful tools in the future for when I'm in a playful mood. M

MadameDahlia -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 5:46:22 PM)
I call my toys (collectively) my ever-growing arsenal. And I have a special name for my crop for a number of reasons. I won't go into detail, but my "faerie wand" is one of my favorites.

Littlepita -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 5:46:45 PM)
I do name some of toys. I call my cyber skin dildo Tyrone cause he is big and dark. I call one of my pink vibes Layla. I haven't named the floggers, but I do call the yardstick OUCH! [:D]

ScooterTrash -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 5:48:54 PM)
LOL at erin. Hmmm, no, can't say I, or we actually, name any of our toys. I have heard the immortal words "oh my god" before, but can't seem to recall what the object was (rolls eyes & chuckles).

LaMalinche -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 6:20:59 PM)
Hmmm. . . probably not the type of toy that you were imagining, but I named by Bronco, "The Beast." While I do not usually name things, at the time that it recieved its name, I was seeing someone who drove a Geo Metro, add to that our differences in sizes, it seemed appropriate. I still have, "The Beast," however I have not named my sedan. Best, LaMalinche

TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 6:35:00 PM)
You know..I have never named anything..but now that I sit here and think, I have gotten a lightbulb idea of what to name my car!!!.It is a wee white 3 door Saturn..How does....(grin)...ScooterTrash sound?..it scoots about quite well..and! it can get a little trashy!......runs off giggling.....[:D] Tempting

MrMister -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 7:42:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin My favorite that I ever heard was a friend of mine hated the kids tv show "Barney". She also hated thud. Her Dominant bought a new purple, very thuddy, suede flogger that he immediately named "Barney". She hated that too! I thought you were leading up to someone naming a certain (insertable) toy "Barney" because "He's big, he's purple, and he's your best friend!" [&:]

kyraofMists -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 7:48:46 PM)
My Lord has named two of his toys that I know about (well, 4 if you count me and alandra). He has two crops that he calls Bert and Ernie. It is definitely a love/hate relationship I have with those two. I hate them but they can get me in a real primal headspace and I just love going there. Knight's kyra

puella -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 7:50:28 PM)
I named my Cuisinart, Gnash...does that count?

Dustyn -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/18/2006 8:29:00 PM)
Don't have enough toys to bother naming them. Only named a handful of inanimate objects, all of which were cars. Annie, from the Metallica song since working on the bitch was like pulling teeth. Things like that. Naming the inanimate beyond that is utterly amusing to me, though. Even with the cars, it was more of a descriptive than anything else. Used tot hink naming things like swords and knives and what not took the cake, but naming sex toys just takes the cake. LOL Thanks for the chuckle, OP. It's been a hell of a week. At least most of the drama is gone, so I can go back to taking less medication. Amazing how that works. Get rid of the depressing stress causers, and the brain regulates itself, for the most part. Now if I could just kick the week-long migraine, thing's would be good. =) - Dustyn

becca333 -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 1:22:28 AM)
We don't have names for them, and I'm never ordered to fetch them. First we go through the preliminaries and I'm positioned ready, then he selects whatever he's going to use. I can't usually see what he's chosen, I have to guess as it's being used. Often it's better not to know in advance. If I'm allowed to request something, I just use the proper name for it, by then I'm way past remembering cute names.

ScooterTrash -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 2:16:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TemptingNviceSub You know..I have never named anything..but now that I sit here and think, I have gotten a lightbulb idea of what to name my car!!!.It is a wee white 3 door Saturn..How does....(grin)...ScooterTrash sound?..it scoots about quite well..and! it can get a little trashy!......runs off giggling.....[:D] Tempting Bad thought (weg)..wondering if then you might have to sit on a towel....ROFLMAO. Of course then I also have to wonder if you can get that emblem in chrome...ha ha.

VandalHeart -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 2:32:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dustyn ...most of the drama is gone...depressing stress causers... Watch it.

twicehappy -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 5:54:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash LOL at erin. Hmmm, no, can't say I, or we actually, name any of our toys. I have heard the immortal words "oh my god" before, but can't seem to recall what the object was (rolls eyes & chuckles). ROFLMAO, Master mine, you are not home, Mistress is laughing to hard to stop me so........ I remember the first time i said those words to you; It was the first time i saw you naked and, ummm...., hmmmmm......., "ready" about an hour after you picked me up at the airport. And i must say that effect has never worn off........ You beautiful, overly, ummmm........., gifted God of my universe. (Now who is volunteering to hide me out for a few days? Help? Anybody.....)

mistoferin -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 5:56:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy quote: ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash LOL at erin. Hmmm, no, can't say I, or we actually, name any of our toys. I have heard the immortal words "oh my god" before, but can't seem to recall what the object was (rolls eyes & chuckles). ROFLMAO, Master mine, you are not home, Mistress is laughing to hard to stop me so........ I remember the first time i said those words to you; It was the first time i saw you naked and, ummm...., hmmmmm......., "ready" about an hour after you picked me up at the airport. And i must say that effect has never worn off........ You beautiful, overly, ummmm........., gifted God of my universe. (Now who is volunteering to hide me out for a few days? Help? Anybody.....) LMFAO......you can hide here!!!!! I saw his post earlier and thought....Oh No, I am not touching this one!!!!!!

twicehappy -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 6:01:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin LMFAO......you can hide here!!!!! I saw his post earlier and thought....Oh No, I am not touching this one!!!!!! Thank you erin, i knew you would understand having seen said Lordly toy, but they know where you live!

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