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cheekysmile -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 6:23:14 AM)
[sm=meh.gif] ~ummm thinks.....looks around and whispers~ him indoors calls his persy....dunno why, i call it dilly winkle, ~blushes~ ohhh but he sure knows how to use it..... i have one tool called the hummer, it was my very first vibrator, lol i even asked if it had instuctions....~blushes even more~ always cheeky

cheekysmile -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 6:26:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy quote: ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash LOL at erin. Hmmm, no, can't say I, or we actually, name any of our toys. I have heard the immortal words "oh my god" before, but can't seem to recall what the object was (rolls eyes & chuckles). ROFLMAO, Master mine, you are not home, Mistress is laughing to hard to stop me so........ I remember the first time i said those words to you; It was the first time i saw you naked and, ummm...., hmmmmm......., "ready" about an hour after you picked me up at the airport. And i must say that effect has never worn off........ You beautiful, overly, ummmm........., gifted God of my universe. (Now who is volunteering to hide me out for a few days? Help? Anybody.....) ohh sister of mine....now ya gone an dunnit......(weg) i have a spare bed for ya (weg and a wink) but its offered for more than a couple of days LOL may be a week or two or three LOL

mistoferin -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 6:32:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cheekysmile him indoors calls his persy....dunno why, i call it dilly winkle, ~blushes~ ohhh but he sure knows how to use it..... Cheeky, now if indeed we ever have the opportunity to be at the House of Phoenix Risen at the same time....how on earth am I supposed to suppress the giggles after this????? Priceless!!!

Dustyn -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 7:02:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VandalHeart quote: ORIGINAL: Dustyn ...most of the drama is gone...depressing stress causers... Watch it. The possibility of my mother's cancer returning, as well as mine, my daughter possibly going deaf and a few other things have also been weighing on my mind. Try asking what I am refering to next time before playing Leap Frog. - Dustyn

Phoenixandnika -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 7:06:50 AM)
laughs I know some men who would catagorize their penis as a toy or tool. But, no I don't name my toys.

Slipstreme -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 10:08:08 AM)
quote: That would be my shower head and his name is Murphy. Be careful naming something Murphy. Trust me, I've been haunted by that ghost for months! [:D] (Murphy's Law) quote: I have heard the immortal words "oh my god" before I've found them to be "Oh God yes!!" in my limited experience. [:D]

twicehappy -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 11:35:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cheekysmile ohh sister of mine....now ya gone an dunnit......(weg) i have a spare bed for ya (weg and a wink) but its offered for more than a couple of days LOL may be a week or two or three LOL Thank you so much cheeky, one ticket to jolly old England for me please, and soon Master gets off at 5 o'clock. Cool then you can take me for a ride in that new car of yours too.

denika -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 3:50:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kyraofMists My Lord has named two of his toys that I know about (well, 4 if you count me and alandra). He has two crops that he calls Bert and Ernie. It is definitely a love/hate relationship I have with those two. I hate them but they can get me in a real primal headspace and I just love going there. Knight's kyra The evil Bert and Ernie.... I made the mistake of grabbing them from Him once while playing the 'Which is Bert,Which is Ernie' game... That was so not a good idea. lol. denika

primeslave -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 3:56:54 PM)
absolutely i name my toys. especially my favorite ones. its really fun to say something like "oh, 'husband' is coming out of the closet tonight!"

LadiesBladewing -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 3:58:20 PM)
I named my Honda Metropolitan scooter... I named her Brieze. grins Now that's power between your legs. She's not a Gold Wing, but she's nimble and subtle -- except for the paint job, which is strictly exhibitionist. Lady Zephyr

LadiesBladewing -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 3:59:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadiesBladewing I named my Honda Metropolitan scooter... I named her Brieze. grins Now -that-'s power between your legs! chuckles She's not a Gold Wing, but she's nimble and subtle -- except for the paint job, which is strictly exhibitionist. Lady Zephyr

MistressSassy66 -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 5:58:56 PM)
No I dont name them. More often than not the submissive is tied up and blindfiolded so I get My own toys....I will tell them what it is such as the heavy flogger,the one I made or the little one. Its more fun when you have several simliar feeling things. I have a long shoe horn,which kinda feels like the paint stick,which sorta feels like the spank stick. Then there is the different leather straps the feel similiar but have subtle differences. Then I have 3 different types of feathers those I call by color. I often have them try to guess what one I'm using...I love it when they are wrong....LOL

ScooterTrash -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 6:06:09 PM)
I seriously considered being safe and not posting again, but did have to laugh...I saw some things I had never heard...ever; quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin ....Oh No, I am not touching this one!!!!!! quote: ORIGINAL: cheekysmile ....now ya gone an dunnit......(weg) quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy Mistress is laughing too hard to stop me...) I think I could take those comments and start a book...lmao. *OK..I have to go name something........*

mistoferin -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 7:21:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash *OK..I have to go name something........* Well, I think you can safely rule out Waldo as a name.....we all know he's too hard to find....and um....er......well......you don't have that problem do ya????

Phoenixandnika -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 7:25:53 PM)
over the years, I've had some partners call my penis Mr. Friendly. So it's kind of become an adopted nickname for 'it'.

shyfem -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/19/2006 10:00:23 PM)
I have never had the habit of naming toys, except to refer to any current vibe that I own as B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend [:D]) But, Fastlane, you truly cracked me up with this one. ~shy quote: ORIGINAL: fastlane Butter....that's what I call butt plugs....I don't like saying "get ready for your butt plug? However when I say get ready for some butter, the imagery is so much better. Rich, warm, creamy Butter.....hmmmmm bend over and spread em!" "I can't believe it's not butter!", Kevin

twicehappy -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/20/2006 4:48:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash *OK..I have to go name something........* Help, where is that ticket to England? I think he is about to name me sorry...... quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin Well, I think you can safely rule out Waldo as a name.....we all know he's too hard to find....and um....er......well......you don't have that problem do ya???? ROFLMFAO............. Well once he was ummm........, very glad to see me and when he pulled me close he grinned and asked me "is that a coke bottle in my pocket or am i just glad to see you?" So we could name it coke or two litre or something. Though calling it "Oh my god" works for me, votes?

mistoferin -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/20/2006 4:52:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy Well once he was ummm........, very glad to see me and when he pulled me close he grinned and asked me "is that a coke bottle in my pocket or am i just glad to see you?" So we could name it coke or two litre or something. Though calling it "Oh my god" works for me, votes? You need to borrow my shovel for this hole we been digging?.....lol.....I am soooo glad I live this far away right now!

twicehappy -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/20/2006 5:17:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin You need to borrow my shovel for this hole we been digging?.....lol.....I am soooo glad I live this far away right now! I am supposed to tell you that #1, i seem to be doing fine digging and #2 Scooter remembers how to get to your house and he is keeping notes! (Remind me to clean his desk this week) Did we tell you Jewel and i bought him a custom made signal tail, 4 foot long, 16 plait, double fill, for Valentine's Day?

mistoferin -> RE: Do you name your........ (5/20/2006 5:21:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy I am supposed to tell you that #1, i seem to be doing fine digging and #2 Scooter remembers how to get to your house and he is keeping notes! (Remind me to clean his desk this week) Did we tell you Jewel and i bought him a custom made signal tail, 4 foot long, 16 plait, double fill, for Valentine's Day? Thanks for the warning...did I mention that I will be out of town for an indefinite period at an undisclosed location?

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