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Hillwilliam -> WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 9:02:33 AM)

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE WORST VIRUS EVER TO HIT COLLARME!! !! The ASTC Virus (Ass Stuck To Chair) The virus glues you to your chair for several hours! No housework will be done, children will starve and the dog will not get it's walk. You're likely to lose all contact to the outside world and your butt will go numb! Put this on your profile to warn all friends~It 's too late for me, SAVE YOURSELF!!! [8D]



gungadin09 -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 9:08:30 AM)

Too late.

pam



GreedyTop -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 9:10:57 AM)

THANK GOD!! I have no children or dogs!! I AM SAFE!!!



kalikshama -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 9:17:31 AM)

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Kaliko -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 9:17:58 AM)

Apparently there are different strains of the virus. Around here it's known as EBAICWASTC (Eating Brownies And Ice Cream While Ass Stuck to Chair).

I'm currently working on building up my immunity.



LanceHughes -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 9:26:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko
Apparently there are different strains of the virus.
<snipped>

The version I'm affected with lasts days, not just hours.
HELP! Save yourself!

ETA: Those with cats / kittens / pussies and the like are fortunate!  Said beasts REQUIRE feeding and thus are able to break the hold.....



CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 9:29:12 AM)

LOL, Hillwilliam.

Too late, already caught this.  Am also catching something else since I was on the phone with some guy from CM for over six hours last night. 

Since my mechanic just told me my fuel pump fell into my gas tank...I might be spending the months of August and into early September suffering badly from ASTC.  [:D]



DomImus -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 3:14:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
You're likely to lose all contact to the outside world and your butt will go numb!


This *is* my contact with the outside world!



BurntKitty -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 3:25:50 PM)

Aaack, I almost succumbed to it. However, my in house computer tech (YinYang) thinking not of his own safety, threw himself onto the danger, thereby unsticking me from the chair.

[image]http://rlv.zcache.com/computer_keyboard_cat_card-p137341246788843582q0yk_400.jpg[/image]


Now, does anyone know of a way to get this damned cat fur off the keyboard????




DarkSteven -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 3:36:43 PM)

What is this 'outside world' you speak of?



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 8:12:54 PM)

Too late for me, others may be able to save themselves, but THEY HAVE TO STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW NOW NOW!!!!

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! [:D]



Termyn8or -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 8:17:00 PM)

FR

URGENT ! There is a new virus even more dangerous and so many people have it that the government will not even acknoledge the problem.

To get rid of it you must delete all your files, not save a single one, format your harddrive and urge everyone else to do the same.

T^T



HannahLynHeather -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 10:02:48 PM)

we're immune. however i am sometimes worried about the LOTBWACANCFFHOE* virus.




* Laying On The Bed With A Cute-Ass Naked Chick For Fucking Hours On End.



Termyn8or -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 10:06:39 PM)



If you want me so bad why don't you ever call me ?

T^T



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/26/2011 10:07:02 PM)

Now there's a virus I'm sure quite a lot of people would like to get blasted with! 



soul2share -> RE: WARNING Computer virus on the loose (7/27/2011 12:00:11 AM)

uh, Crispy Kitty....cat hair is supposed to be part of the keyboard!!!!!!  Keeps the dust bunnies away!!!!! 

[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/putercatf.gif[/image]



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