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RavenMuse -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 7:50:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval "I'm hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse!" [:D] OK now I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that, caffine doesn't make for a great sinus wash! [:D]

SirKenin -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 7:56:39 AM)
My favorite used to be "Wanna fuck?" It worked great, believe it or not. I still have several women looking to do exactly that when I am available. I am not sure I recommend using it in your profile though.

windchymes -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 8:05:28 AM)
Forgive me if I missed another thread with information in it, but I thought you had met "the One" who lived on the other side of the country and had pretty much taken yourself off the market? My coffee's brewing, maybe this whole thread was intended to be for humor's sake only. You do have a wicked sense[;)]

windchymes -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 8:10:09 AM)
Okay, I just read the other thread about the jock rot..... How about "Jock Rot looking for his Lady Talc?" Or, "I don't want to be rash, can you soothe my itch?" Or "I'm a real fungi!" [;)]

Phoenixandnika -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 8:15:22 AM)
I beleive in helping the homeless. Wanna come live with me? My doctor said sex is a killer. Wanna help me die a happy man? Hey, baby how about a happy and a blow job? I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent. I am man. You woman. Obey me!

mistoferin -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 8:17:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes Forgive me if I missed another thread with information in it, but I thought you had met "the One" who lived on the other side of the country and had pretty much taken yourself off the market? My coffee's brewing, maybe this whole thread was intended to be for humor's sake only. You do have a wicked sense[;)] Maybe he was counting on all that mess being forgotten?

champagnewishes -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 8:37:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RavenMuse quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval "I'm hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse!" [:D] OK now I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that, caffine doesn't make for a great sinus wash! [:D] Hmmm, unfortunately i wasn't as lucky... My vote is for Vendaval's...it's a definate attention getter. Of course i am probably not the one to ask...i updated my profile yesterday and have gone almost 24 hours with no new email. Of course i consider that a good thing...saves on the gardening bill.

fastlane -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 10:26:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes Forgive me if I missed another thread with information in it, but I thought you had met "the One" who lived on the other side of the country and had pretty much taken yourself off the market? My coffee's brewing, maybe this whole thread was intended to be for humor's sake only. You do have a wicked sense[;)] Maybe he was counting on all that mess being forgotten? What mess misoferin? If what your referring to was the thread about (I can't name names) but note comparing between two nice ladies on opposite coast, that was a lesson learned, but really wasn't a mess at all. However, that's not what she is referring to. Windchymes, "the one" informed me that she has become engaged to another", Fastlane chugs of ranting......I hate players! It seems that the one was using me as her ace in the hole, unbenownst to me, but it's cool. I know how people are and it's exactly what got me in trouble in the past, so I'll be the last one to point fingers and condemn here. Fastlane, taps his long fingers across his desk, looking like the Grinch who stole Christmans as he thinks.......Surely there's another one out there....isn't there? winks and lessons, Kevin

angelface183 -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 10:47:08 AM)
Oh Kevin! That sucks to be played like that! I am so sorry. I agree with Bita about the picture with the b-ball being more flattering. You seem like a great guy and I hope that you find your special One. Kim

fastlane -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 11:12:11 AM)
The chase is half the fun and I also believe everything happens for a reason, so this was probably a blessing in disguise. I have no ill feelings what so ever for her, I only wish that she would have told me that I wasn't her only interest, as I thought that I was, but like I said, I've made that mistake myself. Now, back to those Banners....I gotta admit I'm no Einstein but that one was the best so far! How about "My luck isn't the only thing that's hard?"[:D]

windchymes -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 11:54:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fastlane quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes Forgive me if I missed another thread with information in it, but I thought you had met "the One" who lived on the other side of the country and had pretty much taken yourself off the market? My coffee's brewing, maybe this whole thread was intended to be for humor's sake only. You do have a wicked sense[;)] Maybe he was counting on all that mess being forgotten? What mess misoferin? If what your referring to was the thread about (I can't name names) but note comparing between two nice ladies on opposite coast, that was a lesson learned, but really wasn't a mess at all. However, that's not what she is referring to. Windchymes, "the one" informed me that she has become engaged to another", Fastlane chugs of ranting......I hate players! It seems that the one was using me as her ace in the hole, unbenownst to me, but it's cool. I know how people are and it's exactly what got me in trouble in the past, so I'll be the last one to point fingers and condemn here. Fastlane, taps his long fingers across his desk, looking like the Grinch who stole Christmans as he thinks.......Surely there's another one out there....isn't there? winks and lessons, Kevin Really sorry to hear, Kevin. I've been down that road myself a couple times. [:'(]

caitlyn -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 11:59:18 AM)
Hi ... I'm Kevin, and I'm looking for a slave interrested in polishing my Congressional Medal of Honor.

Pavel -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 12:19:04 PM)
Ahem "The blindfold is only for your protection, as surely if you were to gaze upon my glory in it's entirety, you would perish, as somthing as pure awesome as I is beyond the human ability to observe" Be sure to have your most disgusting "look, I was drunk, and my roomates gave me 50 bucks to do it" picture on your profile if you use that one.

fastlane -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 12:31:57 PM)
LMAO I'll pass on that one....but very good!

akisha -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 12:59:53 PM)
Cutest one i heard recently was " I'd love to lick your navel from the inside"

Phoenixandnika -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 1:02:36 PM)
Why don't we pretend I am Santa and have you come sit on my lap?

gooddogbenji -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 1:53:10 PM)
Don't let this rape turn into a murder? You'll understand when you meet me? Be my slut. I can't afford you to be my whore. I dunno.... Yours, benji

angelface183 -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 2:10:50 PM)
quote: Be my slut. I can't afford you to be my whore. I love it!!!!!!!!!

NastyDaddy -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 2:25:53 PM)
''I'm only five inches but some women like it that thick''

fastlane -> RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. (5/19/2006 3:38:41 PM)
Dayum...you all are rockin and have me cracking up here! Isn't it interesting how much creativity kinky people like us have? Keep um coming..they're great! "Kink is just a frame of mind and I'd like to put your ass in the middle of a frame, my shutter frame. Smile and say ...Please."

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