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LaMalinche -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 11:19:13 AM)

Gauge is a pay for sex over the phone Domme. . . or thinks that he/she is


Best,

LaMalinche





gooddogbenji -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 12:22:58 PM)

LaMalinche is really a Latvian mail order bride.

Yours,


benji




angelface183 -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 1:31:21 PM)

benji is really a cross dressing tree sloth




gooddogbenji -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 1:34:11 PM)

That's angel's biggest turn on.

Yours,


benji




angelface183 -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 1:36:21 PM)

benji is actually housebroken.  unfortunately, he currently has a bladder infection and he can't pee at all!




Wulfchyld -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 1:44:05 PM)

Angel is really a pro-sub. She has traveled across the country subbing for D's until they wear out and then they wake up with their kidneys missing.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 1:56:10 PM)

Loki knows from experience.

Yours,


benji




yourMissTress -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 2:00:16 PM)

benji's really not a dog, his momma thought he was so ugly that she put a leash on him and shaved the dog.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 2:04:42 PM)

MisTress likes spanking slaves with platypus bills.  She needs a steady supply, as they only hurt when fresh.  So she has a giant platypus farm.

And for those of you that may be interested, she has thousands of hours of amateur platypus porn, some even with hot hot platypus BDSM action.

Yours,


benji




yourMissTress -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 2:07:30 PM)

benji knows this because he's the platypus fluffer.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 2:09:53 PM)

benji was kidnapped by MisTress, and was given the choice of platypus-fluffing or ball-nailing.  Not a tough choice.

Although, while we're on the subject, could someone call the cops on MisTress?  Ya know, I am being help against my will.

Yours,


benji




Wulfchyld -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 2:12:14 PM)

benji did not choose the platypus.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 2:22:17 PM)

Loki wishes he were a platypus of MisTress'.

Yours,


benji




yourMissTress -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 2:53:58 PM)

benji, once spent the night with a one-legged, crab-infested, stripper which involved rubber hoses, olive oil, and a feather.  Once the stripper sobered up she began to regret it. 




gooddogbenji -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 2:56:51 PM)

The reason MisTress enjoys playing with balls so much is that she misses her own.

Yours,


benji




yourMissTress -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 2:58:47 PM)

The reason that benji keeps mentioning balls is because he misses having Loki's in his mouth.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 3:03:03 PM)

MissTress is actually a buttslut supreme.

Yours,


benji 




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 3:41:29 PM)

Benji is secretly My submissive




LaMalinche -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 5:43:32 PM)

Cuddleheart is really a cannibal.

Best,

LaMalinche





HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/20/2006 6:58:05 PM)

LaMalinche was the translator for Hernando Cortez when he conquored Mexico.




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