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Wulfchyld -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/21/2006 9:54:20 PM)
quote: Loki into conceiving their lovechild. Another one? Hell the sex is beyond belief but she already said she wasn’t paying anymore child support.

LaMalinche -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 12:05:17 AM)
Loki is really a secretary. . . without a diploma. . . just using her time in an office trying to find "the one". Best, LaMalinche

VandalHeart -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 1:13:30 AM)
You know what, fuck this, I'm not going to let him ruin my fun. LaMalinche has 7 dogs, 19 cats, 3 snakes, an anteater, and a few pieces of donkey cast molded dildos. Add all this to her oral fixation, and use your imagination.

slaveofdarkhold -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 5:31:51 AM)
Vandal's third nipple isn't much to look at, but his second butthole is incredible

twicehappy -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 5:51:05 AM)
slaveofdarkhold wants to bear VandalHearts mutant child.

talibahh -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 5:55:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slaveofdarkhold Vandal's third nipple isn't much to look at, but his second butthole is incredible LMAO...[:D] tali twicehappy is really a troll and started the thread list about fakes to see if shes been found out yet tali

fastlane -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 6:04:55 AM)
Tali really lives in Africa, not NSW and her idea for fun is riding an Elepephant to the local pub drunk while daring anyone to get in her way. So far she has only ran over three hard headed natives, two huts and one Pissed of Dom!

talibahh -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 6:18:23 AM)
ROFLMAO... how'd You get such insight into me???.... oh wait! YOU were that pissed off Dom [:D] (and where You pissed off?... or just plain pissed?) Fastlane is really a Domme in drag who enjoys tanning the hinneys of naughty boys... while singing she'll be coming round the mountain when she cums... tali

VandalHeart -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 7:09:00 AM)
Wow...this is getting almost too good to keep up with in the sheer wieght of side-splitting humor, but I'll give it a shot. talibahh also wants to have my mutant baby so that her's and slaveofdarkhold's can propegate an army of supermutants that we shall use to take over the world...we shall reign supreme, OH YES WE SHALL!!!

fastlane -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 10:09:37 AM)
Vandalheart is a Transexual who thinks mutants are the natural selection of the species[:D]

angelface183 -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 10:12:57 AM)
fastlane has manboobs large enough to nurse triplets. He just has really great posture so that you can't tell in photos.

littlesubjess -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 10:18:42 AM)
Angel is really only 2'3" - her pic is just sooo deceptive lol jess xxx

angelface183 -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 10:25:15 AM)
yeah but my tits are still 40C! jess spent the weekend tied up!

littlesubjess -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 10:27:01 AM)
so did Angel !! (in a spreader bar actually ..... lol) jess xxxx

angelface183 -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 10:39:09 AM)
jess, I see you got my email. How was your weekend?

littlesubjess -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 10:45:14 AM)
fabulous thanks Angel lol ,..... and guess what i found out ? .a little birdy told me ....... that in actual fact l'il Miss Angel is really residing in the forests near me ,.... she lives in a house made of candy and entices small children, and er.... puppies into her house .... rumour has it that im her next victim .....mmmmm lol jess xxx

angelface183 -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 10:52:54 AM)
no no no, the house is made of brick...better insulation that way. not interested in children, but I do like the idea of enticing lovely women by licking honey off of their cookie while SD takes me from behind.... mmmm....now there's a thought.... care to take a walk in the forest, jess?

fastlane -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 10:53:49 AM)
Rumor has it Jes has stumbled into the Big bad wolfes house (angelface) intentionally....as she screams and says...."what are you going to do to me...with those big brown eyes and 40C's? Eat me? no pllleeeeze Tie me? no pllleeeeze Spank me? no pllllleeeze I'll do anything..."just let me go" Jes thinks to herself silently.....please say "no" and what else can I think of to tell her not to do......looks up innocently

angelface183 -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 10:56:30 AM)
rumor has it fastlane bought this house for angel just so that jess may get lost in the forest someday.....the security cameras have extremely high resloution and he will be selling the dvds on ebay later

littlesubjess -> RE: Scandalous rumor game (5/22/2006 10:58:12 AM)
well actually Angel .... i tend to walk in the forest often, always hopeful to be captured by you lol ..... and then (as fastlane quite rightly pointed out) .... i would kick and scream and beg you not to "hurt" me ... and tell you " i will do ANYTHING, if you let me go?" ..... and Angel says "really Jess ? Anythinggggggg ????" .... ...... jess thinks for a second, nods her head slowly, then lowers her eyes respectfully as she drops onto her knees ..... jess xxx

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