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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 7/31/2011 11:42:40 AM

GreedyTop

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ohhh.. an athelete! I was wondering (obviously, not enough to google..LOL)

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 7/31/2011 12:17:19 PM

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Crap. I hadn't even looked at the thread until now and I had the same 'hello mistress' BS in My mail.

Here's a tip for you, OP. Just because folks don't want to answer a message from somebody doesn't make us fake. It means we don't have any interest in emailing a 21 year old guy in Egypt who checked the Dominant box on their profile. The latter of which kind of confirms someone's earlier assessment that you're too darned lazy to read material connected to the very thing you say you want.

You can count Me in as another person who hit that nice little 'mark as spam and delete' button right after I hit the block one so you can't send Me that silly stuff again. Just to save some, I'm going to answer the second question that's bound to come up.

Why am I temporarily blocked from sending messages by the spam filter?
Our spam filter monitors the onsite messages you send to other users and will be activated if it determines that you're sending out a large number of generic messages. To prevent the filter from activating we recommend that you take the time to read the profiles of the other users on the site and send a personalized message to those that interest you. This is also a great way to get good responses back.

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 12:01:08 AM

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I need a girl

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 12:35:02 AM

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ORIGINAL: RuiNeR666

I need a girl

Try craigslist.

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 12:49:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: RuiNeR666

I need a girl

you necroed a thread to post something completely irrelevant...?

I agree with seababy. try craigslist, or maybe AFF.

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 12:51:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: RuiNeR666

I need a girl

Did you actually just resurrect a dead thread to drop this little gem amongst us? You need a girl? Seriously dude you're a sorry representation of the human race. Do us all a favor and go buy a blowup doll so as to save inflicting yourself on anyone live, or go practice ordering from a menu at your nearest fast food place. Do you honestly think that there are places for you to get your order for a human being filled? Go to your local crappy neighborhood and hire a hooker, geez...even I know that.

No, but really, did you just come into the Mistress section of a BDSM forum and tell the world that you 'need a girl' on a dead thread....? This has got to be an instant winner in the award for supreme cluelessness if I've ever seen one. You're one of those types that would stumble into a shark tank right? Is this a joke? It'd be funny if it was a joke, real life not so much....

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 1:42:10 AM

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It is good that you picked this thread to bring back from the dead.

You get from me the same advice Rinaldinho was gonna get.

That you have invested no effort is actually a good thing. It means you can delete your profile with no loss.

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 8:39:09 AM

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This wanker messaged me with something real catching like "hellomistress."

Yeah, not such a good start. On the other hand, Hell O'Mistress would be a great nom de domme.

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 9:08:01 AM

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ORIGINAL: RuiNeR666

I need a girl

To complete me.
To wash my car.
To take home to mother.

....anything?

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 9:11:08 AM

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I need a girl to do my billing, and possibly bring me ice cream.

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 9:23:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: RuiNeR666

I need a girl

I'm sorry, but I have no idea why that might be. If your journal entry won't attract them by the droves, then I don't know what else could possibly work.

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 9:41:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: poise

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ORIGINAL: RuiNeR666

I need a girl

To complete me.
To wash my car.
To take home to mother.

....anything?

According to his profile: to have random casual sex with.

Seeing that he's broke right now and can't afford to take her on dates, he just wants somebody to fuck him instantly without him having to spend so much as a cent on a cup of coffee or a dinner or the likes...

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 9:52:16 AM

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I could use a girl too

, preferably one WAY too young

for me and really good looking.

Asian would be a plus.

I have a couple of tickets to Phantom

later this month and I would like to impress my friends.

If any of you ladies

have a sub or slave girl you can spare

, I will gladly pay round trip postage and packing

, and return them in relatively good condition

and only lightly abused.

Many thanks in advance!!

< Message edited by Fetters4U -- 1/3/2012 9:58:22 AM >

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 11:21:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: ronaldinho
and i tried many here and all are fake

And you are more real HOW??
1. Your profile is hidden, I know because I looked & couldn't find it.
2. You're too lazy to read the FAQ.
3. Lazy slaves are not in great demand.
4. Actually, lazy is not attractive in anyone.
5. If you want to learn this gig, you need to do your own legwork.

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 11:26:50 AM

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Crap! I just realized this is a NECRO THREAD. AaaacK!!!!!

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 11:36:10 AM

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I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket"

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 11:39:05 AM

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YAY! love that song!

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 11:44:01 AM

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ORIGINAL: Fetters4U

I could use a girl too , preferably one WAY too young for me and really good looking. Asian would be a plus. I have a couple of tickets to Phantom later this month and I would like to impress my friends. If any of you ladies have a sub or slave girl you can spare, I will gladly pay round trip postage and packing, and return them in relatively good condition and only lightly abused.

Many thanks in advance!!

wait, Phantom of the Opera? is this on Broadway (I mean teh Broadway in NYC)? Who are the principals?

I might be able to swing this..

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 1:20:47 PM

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http://www.broadway.com/shows/the-phantom-of-the-opera/cast/

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RE: Hope to be a real slave - 1/3/2012 2:02:35 PM

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