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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/1/2011 8:06:53 PM   
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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/1/2011 8:54:29 PM   
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Wow, harsh and hilarious, both at the same time. Impressive!

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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/2/2011 4:16:56 AM   
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Hi all. I officially have the lowest rated and smallest cock on ratemycock.com!

Should I be happy or sad? Don't know why but I get horny thinking about it.


There's a career in it for you:

http://www.mytinydick.com/webmasters/models.html

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Send us your photo and if chosen you'll be hearing from us.




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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/4/2011 9:41:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Be very proud not every one can boast of a minute penis.Its a very rare asset to have.

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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/4/2011 9:56:19 PM   
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If you like it, be proud! Why not? Women get all proud over their breasts, just as if they hand-selected the size, shape, and nipple circumference of them, instead of them just growing there naturally. So, be as proud of your cock as they are of their breasts.



Welll....a lot of women exercise to maintain muscle tone, wear good bras, and keep up their breasts appearence....or they drop 3 to 8 grand and buy a pair.........

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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/4/2011 9:57:38 PM   
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me thinks the troll should go back to his bridge, theres a goat waiting for a riddle




Goblins...around here we say goblins...we haz a resident Troll, FukinTroll, who we all want OUT from under his bridge......

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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/4/2011 9:59:13 PM   
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Im thinking self proclaimed smallest cock is well just horse shit... We need photos! Brings new meaning to grab the telescope and tweezers

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Yup...we have yet to see it hard....perhaps it grows a bit.......

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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/5/2011 4:44:05 AM   
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me thinks the troll should go back to his bridge, theres a goat waiting for a riddle


Goblins...around here we say goblins...we haz a resident Troll, FukinTroll, who we all want OUT from under his bridge......


... or we wanna crawl down there with him in his lair...


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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/5/2011 4:55:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: JWriter

If you like it, be proud! Why not? Women get all proud over their breasts, just as if they hand-selected the size, shape, and nipple circumference of them, instead of them just growing there naturally. So, be as proud of your cock as they are of their breasts.



Welll....a lot of women exercise to maintain muscle tone, wear good bras, and keep up their breasts appearence....or they drop 3 to 8 grand and buy a pair.........


Yup, actually I think the majority of women takes quite a bit of care of their breasts and makes sure they don't just "sag naturally", most of us like them on our chests and not down by our knees.

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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/5/2011 5:17:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

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ORIGINAL: JWriter

If you like it, be proud! Why not? Women get all proud over their breasts, just as if they hand-selected the size, shape, and nipple circumference of them, instead of them just growing there naturally. So, be as proud of your cock as they are of their breasts.



Welll....a lot of women exercise to maintain muscle tone, wear good bras, and keep up their breasts appearence....or they drop 3 to 8 grand and buy a pair.........


Yup, actually I think the majority of women takes quite a bit of care of their breasts and makes sure they don't just "sag naturally", most of us like them on our chests and not down by our knees.



I'll have you know that we men take good care of our penises and pollish them frequently.   Most of us are hoping to have them sagging down by our knees.

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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/5/2011 5:55:56 AM   
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I'll have you know that we men take good care of our penises and pollish them frequently.   Most of us are hoping to have them sagging down by our knees.


Apart from the ones that are proud that they have innies

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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/5/2011 6:20:50 AM   
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You gotta love a gal who, after having the curl scared straight, will still laugh and say "You got me!" and not yell.  Yeah.  Good on you!


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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/5/2011 7:52:52 AM   
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ORIGINAL: snappykappy

http://www.madblast.com/funny/16405_spider-wake-up-prank.html


You gotta love a gal who, after having the curl scared straight, will still laugh and say "You got me!" and not yell.  Yeah.  Good on you!



If I had pulled that on my mom, I'd be dead right now.


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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/6/2011 12:20:05 AM   
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RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? - 8/15/2011 9:26:34 AM   
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