Jewish Divorce

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MasterG2kTR -> Jewish Divorce (8/3/2011 6:30:27 PM)
A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Morry. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex, My vagina is now the size of a half dollar when it used to be about the size of a nickel." Her mother says "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"

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