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candystripper -> Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 7:09:44 AM)

~laughs~  couldn't help myself.  But cannot wait to hear the answers.
 
candystripper



Phoenixandnika -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 7:11:11 AM)

 
 
I called my ex's tiny.
Does that count?
 



cube299 -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 7:15:04 AM)

Yes, my cock has a name - Beelezubub.

And just like its namesake, the devil, it always seems to lead me to trouble.

a humble submissive



CreativeDominant -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 7:16:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixandnika

 
I called my ex's tiny.
Does that count?
 



[:D] No. [:D]

I've never called my cock anything...maybe I'm strange but I enjoy all that I can do with my cock, I enjoy all that others do with my cock, but the head of my cock doesn't think (though sometimes it tries) and I don't care to start giving it ideas.  Maybe that's one reason why the head between my shoulders wins more often than some guys.



mistoferin -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 7:20:09 AM)

My ex's was Mr. Happy!



Phoenixandnika -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 7:22:47 AM)

*laughs*
 
I just got an image of a woman crying out during an orgasim and saying "Oh Beelezubub!"



BLKMADONA -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 7:28:08 AM)

LOL....too funny. Thanks for the laff.



Moloch -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 7:31:41 AM)

Lets see if old school head bangers will get this.   "Cuthulu's Cuddle Fish"



Littlepita -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 7:34:06 AM)

We named our genitals names that are highly original. I call his Cock and he calls mine Pussy. We really do refer to them by their names. [:D]



MrMister -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 7:43:03 AM)

Actually no, but if I did it would probably be something like 'Johnson & Johnson's Wax' for no particular reason. Just like the way that rolls off of someone's tongue. (the phrase, not my cock, well alright then, my cock too!!!!)



Arpig -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 10:36:05 AM)

No. Do you name your body parts?



littlesubjess -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 11:04:22 AM)

i call mine "My Flower" .... <blush>

jess xxx

ps ... Arpig ... do i name my body parts ?

yes i do .... i call my arm ... arm ..... i call my legs ... er... legs .... i call my nose .... nose ..... i call my eyes ..... eyes lol ..... but i call my mouth ...... the gateway to heaven ..... hahahahahahhaha

jess xxx



TheProtector -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 11:09:49 AM)




Named mine........Stanley......as in power drill....

Anyone know the film that line is from?



MHOO314 -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 11:43:47 AM)

Of course his cock has a name----the Mistress' toy.



MistressWolfen -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 12:49:12 PM)

Nope have never called a boy's cock a name, a todger by any other name is still a todger. I do like to paint faces on the head and glue little hats on them though *chuckles*



Rumtiger -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 1:03:04 PM)

dont name mine...but if I did I would have to be tiger as well...cause if you look really closley, you'll find that sometimes...it has stripes too.



Vendaval -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 3:57:37 PM)

Great question again candystripper!  Since My own anatomy does not
include the appendage in question, here are some various names
from male friends and lovers.
 
Sugarcane, My Rod and My Staff, the Pole of Perfection, the Harpoon
of Poontang, Willy Willing, Sneaky Snakey, the Destructor, Dr. Doom, My-Big-Thick-Fun-Surprise,
and the Catapult.
 
Can you all tell that I hang out with gamers and geeks?  [:D]
 
Vendaval
 
 
 
 



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 4:00:04 PM)

I call Ty's "Pedro the Lion".  I don't think he likes the reference.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 4:05:10 PM)

Pringles, Big Ben (Just needs 2 hands and a face on it), Pint Glass....

But really, no, I haven't named it...  I would, but I'll leave the smashing a bottle of champagne on it to someone else.

Yours,


benji



fastlane -> RE: Do You Name Your C**k? (5/19/2006 4:11:14 PM)

I've never named my "Mr Big Man"....LOL, just kidding.  No names....but you can call it anything you want...except..small, soft or lazy!

Winks, Kevin



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