Termyn8or
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LOL, by now you have of course figured out I was born a pain in the ass and just grew bigger.
It's just like everything alse, too much damn automation. For example, let the internet set the time of your computer ? Nope, it gets it wrong. Maybe it works for y'all, but not me. Damn thing goes off every once in a while then I have to set it right. What the fuck good is that ? And yes I set the time zone correctly and told it not to automatically (there's that fucking word again) adjust for daylight savings time.
Since I came here to bitch anyway, what the fuck is the deal with daylight savings time ? The railroad says fuck off to it and I am with them 344%. Why not just say - "During these months you go to work or school from eight to four and these other months you go nine to five" ? Do they think people are so stupid they couldn't figure that out ?
Pause - just rereading that last sentence for possible further comment.
Take a new car, you put your key in it and it adjusts the seat for you, your olady puts her key in it and it adjusts the seat for her. Now if you have a really hot cup of coffee in your hand and that seat starts moving on it's own, who do you sue when it spills and burns your coochie ? Does the warning label go on the car or the coffee cup ? In five languages of course. Speaking of which......
I have to relize that I was also infected with Americanicity. The olman told me he resented having to choose English at the bank machine and I agreed totally. But why ? In the good countries they have shit in a bunch of languages all over the place. Know why ? Because people WANT to come visit from foreign lands ! What a foreign concept to us. Son of a bitch, thinking about it, just what do people do when they have plenty of money and want to enjoy themselves. THEY GO SOMEHERE ELSE !
Now I know why pride is considred a deadly sin. When it starts to self destruct, you are fucked.
Now OK I bitched - KINDA - about this site. But yes, hotkeys are probably not the site's problem. It's part of Windows and I bet other OSes as well. But dammit, why doesn't it ask when you install the OS ? Believe me I know it doesn't. Reinstalling the OS is one of my favorite pastimes. And then remember those macros in Word that were used to spread viruses ?
And yes internet - thank you for reminding me how stupid I am, it's not virii. Almost every other word that ends in "us", the plutral is "ii" or something. But not this one. And German didn't lose by one vote to become the national language, but you know what ? If that myth was true, I think we would be better off if German would've won. I don't know much about German, but what I do know indicates it is one hell of a good language. You can make a veritable paragraph into one word.
Boy that would help me cut the length of my posts wouldn't it ?
In a way, that's automation you can figure out. For example they got a word that is 43 letters long, what it means is "tricellular combustion chamber". The engineer mind knows what that is. Like deisel engines etc. might have what's called a precombustion chamber. Well that German word I'll never know means that the cylinder head design has that, but also a pre pre combustion chamber. You see how hard that is to express in English ? They do it in one word ! Now there's some automation I could probably live with. (and I know that last sentence is technically grammatically incorrect, for some fucked up reason)
This afternoon I go to Mom's to put up some trim in the kitchen. This involves a miter saw etc., so if you like my style hope I don't cut my fingers off. Less beer is indicated for this process. (c'mon Ken, I know you are going to have something to say about this)
You know there are no guards on my saws. But I come from a world in which you KNOW if you stick your hand in a cutting machine while it is running you are likely to lose it. It would be a waste of time to take the guard off my miter saws because they AUTOMATICLLY get outta the fucking way via a pretty cool lever thingie. Still at times I have to defeat it's purpose to sight the workpiece. It doesn't really matter because I can live with it.
But now my table saw is dangerous, to the point that unless you are helping hold the wood, I don't want ANYONE within six feet of me when that thing is running. It'll fuck you up real good. Same with old yeller, my regular saw. No guard at all. When done with a cut you either hold it up until the blade stops or set it down upside down. In fact I always put it down upside down because that way the blade doen't get bent.
Speaking of bent, I try not to get bent out of shape over this shit, but why doesn't something fuck up or whatever when I have typoed like three or four words ? NOOOOOOO, it waits until I have written an award winning essay on some subject, whether I know WTF I'm talking about or not. I mean you people have missed out on some real gems.
I mean really, y'all haver missed out on some great shit. Those who like me well, sorry, but even those who don't like me miss out on the chance to pick me apart and pick on me. Hey, don't think that shit bothers me. I mean really, when I bought a PC the salesman didn't push me into buying a package that would automatically sign me on to CM, force me to type fifty words or something before releasing me from some restraint so I could go to the bathroom. L O L Hey, now that I think of it...........
I am just too fucking kinky sometimes. I mean back when I had good credit, you would [not?] want to be with me at the local DIY store. Every screw and nail - "what can I do with this". And if somethihng was ten grand, well if I felt it in my pants it's fucking sold. I still have boxes of shit I haven't even gone through since I moved. I have things in plain sight and nobody knows why I REALLY bought them. L fucking O L again.
And you know I am here because you people are a bunch of fuckingt nuts. You should show it more. Really, let it all hang out. The neighbors will never know, your Parents will never find out unless the come here and read some crazy shit you wrote. And if they do, they got no room to say a gaddman* thing to you ! It's a win win.
Fukit, let it all hang out.
T^T
* I saw that, and let it stay.
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