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Steven00140 -> ADVICE REQUIRED! (8/8/2011 10:53:36 AM)

Today, I have had a full on medical exam which had been needed for some time now. I'll not go through ALL the gory details here, but will state that this examination DID culminate, in myself being laid on my side on a table, with my knees drawn up to my chest, and one of the examining medics digits, inserted in my rectum.
Now I do believe, that the comments from those so inclined, as to "Hey, there are some her that would gladly PAY for that kind of exam", would mainly fall upon deaf ears (I hope!). But this whole sorry, and unsavoury episode begs me to ask of the esteemed gathering upon this board, for honest advice of a delicate nature:

Does anyone else feel that I should indeed change my DENTIST???




GreedyTop -> RE: ADVICE REQUIRED! (8/8/2011 11:00:09 AM)

*giggle*

yeah.. try an OBGYN next time!!




pahunkboy -> RE: ADVICE REQUIRED! (8/8/2011 11:08:33 AM)

ahhh   so you got the bill then. 




MasterG2kTR -> RE: ADVICE REQUIRED! (8/8/2011 12:06:19 PM)

I've heard of impacted molars before.....but WOW!! you must have some really nasty ones [8|]


ps - don't be surprised if the MODS move this thread to a more appropriate forum




Steven00140 -> RE: ADVICE REQUIRED! (8/8/2011 12:20:50 PM)

I'll not be surprised at all .... just wanted to put smiles on peoples faces as opposed to how many cause "Heated tempers"




flcouple2009 -> RE: ADVICE REQUIRED! (8/8/2011 2:22:35 PM)

Did he find those wisdom teeth?




Hillwilliam -> RE: ADVICE REQUIRED! (8/8/2011 2:29:43 PM)

Last time I had a procto exam I said "Hey Doc, what am I thinking?"

He said "Why do you ask that"

I replied "Cause you're touchin My fuckin BRAIN"




MasterG2kTR -> RE: ADVICE REQUIRED! (8/8/2011 3:43:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Last time I had a procto exam I said "Hey Doc, what am I thinking?"

He said "Why do you ask that"

I replied "Cause you're touchin My fuckin BRAIN"


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I'm in total shock.....someone here on the boards finally admitted to having their brains in their ass!!

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