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Unkreative -> Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 7:14:55 AM)

No, I'm not in a mood because it's my birthday. I'm not one of those who really cares that he's a year older. Although, I am pissed that I had to get a new pic on my license this year. Last one looked pretty decent. The new one? Not so much. Anyway, I'm just trying to come up with something to do today to help get me out of this funk I seem to be in. Aren't people normally pretty happy on their birthdays? Maybe they make a pill for this... whatever it is. Will have to look into that. ;0) Any suggestions from the collarchat masses?



Arpig -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 7:17:46 AM)

Sex. Hot, sweaty, dirty, monkey-sex. And lots of it.



pahunkboy -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 7:17:59 AM)

Welcome to the board here.  :-)

Honestly  I dont make a big deal about my birthday-  I do not really even mention it.  Think of it this way- there are 364 other days in a year that it is NOT your birthday.

Happy day.  



Unkreative -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 7:20:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Arpig

Sex. Hot, sweaty, dirty, monkey-sex. And lots of it.


Oh, I'd be down for your suggestion in a heartbeat. Alas, we haven't found our sub/slave just yet. Maybe I'll just have to take a raincheck on this one for now. But you better believe I'll collect asap. haha.



Unkreative -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 7:23:32 AM)


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

Welcome to the board here.  :-)

Honestly  I dont make a big deal about my birthday-  I do not really even mention it.  Think of it this way- there are 364 other days in a year that it is NOT your birthday.

Happy day.  



Thanks, pahunkboy. I think that's part of my issue today though. There are 364 other days that aren't my birthday. This day should be mine. Just can't seem to get into that whole "carpe diem" mentality today.



LaTigresse -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 7:48:24 AM)

Go for a walk. Go do something selfless for someone else.Go to the gym and bust your ass then go home, take a shower, eat ice cream! Go buy yourself a book/movie you've been wanting then go home and enjoy it. Take a dog for a walk then when you are both tired, snuggle on the couch. Call someone you love very much to ask how THEY are doing, listen to them, don't whine about how bad you are feeling. Go window shopping and leave your credit cards at home. Visit some gardens. Do some work outside. Turn off the tv, computer, whatever other electronic gizmos you've got going, and just go hang out outdoors. Look at the world the way a child does. Be in the moment.

Just a few suggestions.



Arpig -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 7:53:44 AM)

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Alas, we haven't found our sub/slave just yet.
Hmmmm...that's a collective pronoun, so you are not alone. I fail to see how wild, hot, sweaty monkey sex is a problem. It takes "two or more". You have two....



0ldhen -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 7:54:31 AM)



Happy Birthday....

I see you are listed as part of a couple so why can't you go get sweaty sexy with your partner?



Unkreative -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 7:56:41 AM)

Well, we're both Dom tops...



popeye1250 -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 8:08:52 AM)

"Embrace "the funk!"
Order takeouts from an escort service.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 8:11:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Unkreative

Well, we're both Dom tops...


Two Dom/tops can have hot monkey sex together.  I know this for a fact.  I've observed them in their natural habitat.

WinD



Aynne88 -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 8:18:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

"Embrace "the funk!"
Order takeouts from an escort service.



Lord have mercy. I agree. [;)]. Go out to a strip club, bring one home after. Trust me, they do this. I know. Happy Birthday!



Unkreative -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 8:25:11 AM)

lol, thanks for the advice, everyone. ;0)



0ldhen -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 9:54:24 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Unkreative

Well, we're both Dom tops...



And that means you cannot induldge in some good old fashioned birthday bangin?



DesFIP -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/10/2011 9:58:41 AM)

With hot fudge sundaes for both for dessert!

Go do something you used to enjoy and haven't made time for in a while.



Termyn8or -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/11/2011 12:34:34 AM)

Seems to me it shouldn't be that hard. If nothing else jack off. Kick on some jams. I know people are important but you need to be able to live without, otherwise you are not DOMINANT. You don't need anyone, just play you a couple of tunes and chill out, and if you sleep alone, jack off there where you can take your time.

(turn the radio up - that same guy from dirty dancin, who the fuck was that ?)

T^T



LillyBoPeep -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/11/2011 6:55:15 AM)

i'm late, alas, but who's to say you can't have a birthday week? try making a list of some of the things you've really wanted to do, and then just go do them. it can help you break out of a rut, meet some new people, plus the excitement of trying something new. go to a movie you really want to see, try out a new restaurant, take a walk in a new part of town, or go on a small weekend trip to another nearby place and wander around.

and p.s. --

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HAP-HAP-HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Trying to get out of this funk I'm in on my birthday... (8/11/2011 7:01:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

quote:

ORIGINAL: Unkreative

Well, we're both Dom tops...


Two Dom/tops can have hot monkey sex together.  I know this for a fact.  I've observed them in their natural habitat.

WinD



That you don't feel you can have great sex with your wife says a great deal about your relationship. Do you really think adding a fem sub to the mix will "fix" it?

After a certain age, I think many of us have some despondency around birthday time. That you shared it with strangers on a discussion forum as opposed to sharing it with your spouse says you two are not communicating on personal issues that concern you.

No sex, no talk, and I will guess very little intimacy.

If I'm wrong, let me know OP, but I think I called this one.





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