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poise -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/10/2011 8:09:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: usemeupinTor It's impossible for me to come across women that think it's funny when a guy eats his cum, makes me sad!! :( I'm a little sad now as well, because I can't get rid of the image of you standing on stage jacking off, and instead of hearing the audience laughing, you open your eyes to see the theater has emptied. [:-] As any comedian will tell you, it's all in the delivery of the punchline. [:-] Right Steven? [8D]

Iamsemisweet -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/10/2011 8:12:02 PM)
I vote for the couple of beers. But then again, i always do. quote: ORIGINAL: Amygdalin Should I puke now? Or wait until after dinner a couple beers and really make it worth it?

HannahLynHeather -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/10/2011 8:48:50 PM)
quote: But running up to a random woman and yelling, "WATCH ME EAT MY CUM!" will turn her off. Speaking from experience? [:D]

siamsa24 -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 2:56:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen Goblin.....Troll would never make a post like the OP..... [image]local://upfiles/1132733/D211B0D929604D16997F630FDB5BEFC8.jpg[/image] My mistake. I stand corrected.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 4:06:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen [image]local://upfiles/1132733/D211B0D929604D16997F630FDB5BEFC8.jpg[/image] Definitely goblin. I got spam from the OP asking me to look at a clip (presumably the same one.) Yay the delete button!

0ldhen -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 4:07:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather actually the real reason is it's just too much fucking bother. all that waiting around for you to finish jerking off. fuck that, who's got that kind of time? it's so much easier to just have you eat a tube of geogurt. Exactly......Plus we know Geogurt is all natural and low in fat......the producer does pylometrics.......

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 5:51:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: usemeupinTor It's impossible for me to come across women that think it's funny when a guy eats his cum, makes me sad!! :( This is me doing it: http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=a8Pk3-J356-&cont= If you really want to impress gargle the theme from Rawhide prior to swallowing it like an oyster.

Buzzzz -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 6:04:23 AM)
Shouldn't it be "drink" his cum? Unless it is really chunky !!!

LadyConstanze -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 6:07:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Buzzzz Shouldn't it be "drink" his cum? Unless it is really chunky !!! Eww, thanks, I was just going to have lunch, it does look a lot less appetizing now...

Buzzzz -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 6:08:59 AM)
you welcome ;)

LadyConstanze -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 6:10:48 AM)
Gave my yoghurts to the dogs (I know I shouldn't have clicked) they don't seem to mind and possibly thank you for it... Quite nice yoghurt it was too, but something really put me off... I'd have another cup of coffee but I've run out...

Buzzzz -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 6:12:55 AM)
<<<chuckles.

crazyml -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 7:22:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero quote: ORIGINAL: usemeupinTor It's impossible for me to come across women that think it's funny when a guy eats his cum, makes me sad!! :( This is me doing it: http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=a8Pk3-J356-&cont= If you really want to impress gargle the theme from Rawhide prior to swallowing it like an oyster. Ninebelowzero, I salute you.

windchymes -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 7:34:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Buzzzz Shouldn't it be "drink" his cum? Unless it is really chunky !!! High sperm count'll do that..... [8\|]

MrSprocket -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 8:51:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Buzzzz Shouldn't it be "drink" his cum? Unless it is really chunky !!! it's like a half-solid... anyways, I suppose it COULD be food... they did find the nutritional value of it... I don't know why, however. Perhaps if you are out in the desert and are in need of a few calories... though 'm sure you would lose more trying to obtain it lol

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 8:55:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: crazyml quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero quote: ORIGINAL: usemeupinTor It's impossible for me to come across women that think it's funny when a guy eats his cum, makes me sad!! :( This is me doing it: http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=a8Pk3-J356-&cont= If you really want to impress gargle the theme from Rawhide prior to swallowing it like an oyster. Ninebelowzero, I salute you. Thanks CrazyMl

ThundersCry -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 12:45:29 PM)
What LadyPact said... Heather...thats funny As far as your link? Who cares... Duh...

ThundersCry -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 12:47:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrSprocket quote: ORIGINAL: Buzzzz Shouldn't it be "drink" his cum? Unless it is really chunky !!! it's like a half-solid... anyways, I suppose it COULD be food... they did find the nutritional value of it... I don't know why, however. Perhaps if you are out in the desert and are in need of a few calories... though 'm sure you would lose more trying to obtain it lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Half solid? You need to see a dr...

stoni23 -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 12:58:37 PM)
Well is jelly a solid? I'd say so. Cum first starts out really thick... So half solid may not be the best term to use, but it kinda makes sense to look at it that way.

MrSprocket -> RE: Why don't women like guys eating their cum? (8/11/2011 12:58:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThundersCry quote: ORIGINAL: MrSprocket quote: ORIGINAL: Buzzzz Shouldn't it be "drink" his cum? Unless it is really chunky !!! it's like a half-solid... anyways, I suppose it COULD be food... they did find the nutritional value of it... I don't know why, however. Perhaps if you are out in the desert and are in need of a few calories... though 'm sure you would lose more trying to obtain it lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Half solid? You need to see a dr... lmao Half solids retain most of their shape when they are left out on a flat surface. After a while, it flattens out. Like that slime crap they sell at dollar stores.

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