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4 Servicemen go to Hell - 8/14/2011 2:27:20 PM

BalletBob

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Four Servicemen (Army, Navy, Marine and Air Force) die in a plane crash, and go to Hell.

Satan Tells the servicemen to stand on the left.

The Devil calls the Army Guy up first, and says "In a nutshell, tell me about your life. Do you smoke, do you drink, do you mess with women, and what time do you go to bed.

The Army Guy replies, "I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't mess around with women, and I try to be in bed by 11:00 PM."

The Devil tells the Army Guy, "Go stand over on the right."

The Devil calls the Air Force Guy up next, and says "In a nutshell, tell me about your life. Do you smoke, do you drink, do you mess with women, and what time do you go to bed.

The Air Force Guy replies, "I don't smoke, I drink socially, but I don't mess around with women, and I try to be in bed by 11:00 PM."

The Devil tells the Air Force Guy, "Go stand on the right, with the Army guy."

The Devil calls the Marine Guy up next, and says "In a nutshell, tell me about your life. Do you smoke, do you drink, do you mess with women, and what time do you go to bed.

The Marine Guy replies, "I smoke cigarettes, drink a little, but I don't mess around with women, and I try to be in bed by 12:00, Midnight."

The Devil tells the Marine Guy, "Go stand on the right, with the other two servicemen."

The Devil calls the last serviceman up, the Navy Guy, and says "In a nutshell, tell me about your life. Do you smoke, do you drink, do you mess with women, and what time do you go to bed.

The Navy Guy replies, "I am not telling anything, you horny headed bastard!"

The Devil say, "Hey now! It's not going to hurt you any, your already dead!"

The Navy Guys tells the Devil, "I smoke anything, I do so much drugs, my arms look like train tracks, I drink like a fish, lay anything on two or four legs, and I go to bed, any damn time I please!"

The Devil tells the Navy Guy, Go stand over on the left."

The Navy Guy asks, "Hey, why not stand with the other three servicemen?"

The Devil replied, "I am going to burn those three, then me and you, are going out on the town!"

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