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Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/14/2011 10:02:49 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		Take me back thirty five years back in time. From there I can make us EXTREMELY on top of things.

If you can't do that forget it. Sorry to waste your time.

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 2:33:19 AM   
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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 3:05:13 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		Clean ? What's that mean ? Like when I wash my body three times a year whether it needs it or not ? Why the fuck would I ckean a house, or a yard or any of that shit, it's just part of the land. Fucking let it be how it is. You want clean dirt have at it.

You want an antiseptic compartment in which to live go right ahead. I say fuck all that, and soon I won't even have a house to clean, or dirty.

I WILL be free. And fuck the law too. You wouldn't believe the notice they sent, I fell over laughing. I am in all kinds of trouble, but $215 will fix it right up. I really couldn't walk for a couple of minutes. What a fucking joke, and it's a tinhorn dictatorship. It's not like a real city or anything. They are a fucking joke.

I'll scan it so yall can have a look. I gotta find the disk for the scanner, didn't reload it last time around. But once I do, I will scan the fucker and upload it for fun.

So, like I said, time machine. There is nothing else that could help me. Nothing.

The only other thing might be a new identity, but I know some people who got into some really bad shit doing that. There are a couple of things, among them for me would be a SS number from New Jersey. I can't get it clean. IT MUST BE CLEAN. I know how to do this right, and I refuse to do it wrong. I will do this ONCE, if I can. There is no second chance. Wanna help I'll take care of you. You know how to get ahold of me.

Other than that, build that time machine.

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 7:01:43 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Dude - helping you is doable.  You just have to be willing to work it. 

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 7:03:12 AM   
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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 7:05:02 AM   
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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 7:23:17 AM   
tj444


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Status: offline 		hmm, i think just paying the $215 and getting on with life would be cheaper and faster than trying to build a time machine from scratch.. unless you buy a time machine from walmart for less than that...

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 8:20:01 AM   
pahunkboy


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What happened?

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 9:14:22 AM   
sirsholly


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Status: offline 		Alright Termy...i have the answer for you so shuddup and read...

As many know i took a tumble down a set of stairs and played a rousing game of SmashFace with the concrete floor. I lost, btw.

When i was once again upright and the morphine wore off i found myself dating everything as 2005. Now, getting a five year old check can really piss off the utility and credit card companies, so i am not suggesting you do so. What i AM suggesting is to have seven of your closest friends smack you a good-un upside the head. The way i see it, you should follow my lead and lose 5 years every time you are clobbered.


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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 3:57:43 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		Lose years ? I want to know more about that.

T^T

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 4:11:39 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 4:22:49 PM   
Aswad


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Status: offline 		35 years?

Best I can do is like 35 minutes.

How's about explaining the borkage in case someone knows a way to unbork it?


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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 4:31:42 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		The borkage in this case is on my case. I mean it is me. Understand that I love the CM community, I hold it as close as my neighborhood.

But soon it becomes time for me to figure out where to leave my mark on this planet. Very few people understand this, don't even try.

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 4:34:36 PM   
hardcybermaster


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Status: offline 		I hope you do better than leave a very temporary mark on CM but I doubt it

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 4:51:37 PM   
Termyn8or


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T^T

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 4:54:56 PM   
hardcybermaster


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Status: offline 		so what's it gonna be? got plans?
talk is cheap dude

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 6:18:34 PM   
Aswad


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Status: offline 		Whatever it is, don't let it involve a crapton of kids and a gun.

How about solving the phosphor crisis?

I can think of many good marks.

Health,
al-Aswad.

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/15/2011 8:38:59 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		Phosphor ? Dammit, that means another war in VietNam.

Can't we just all turn in our old CRTs and shit ? I'm tired of wars based on the periodic table of elements, and fossils and shit. Just tired of it.

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/16/2011 12:07:38 AM   
Hippiekinkster


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Status: offline 		What's goin' on, dude? Feelin' old or something? I'll be 58 tomorrow, so what? I'd like to go back about 40 years, but I can't.

So what is your problem lately?

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RE: Wanna do soething for me ? - 8/16/2011 3:44:35 AM   
Awareness


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Status: offline 		  Y'know, there's never been a single time when I saw a post of yours and didn't think you were batshit crazy.   You remind me of those guys who post a bunch of invective online right up until the point where they go completely postal.

The idea that your society lets you have weapons disturbs the fuck outta me.


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