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EmilyRocks -> Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 10:55:01 AM)

I like bums. They are my favorite body part. There just isn't anything sexier than a good ass. They are alluring, rounded, plump yet firm. They sway and wiggle, they bounce and jiggle. Bums are the seat of all my sexual desires, they are the whole point of it. I love spanking a firm sexy bum. Watching it turn pink, then red. I love putting things up them, feeling her tense up, seeing her squirm, and hearing her whimper and moan.

They are just the best things ever. They look good, feel good, and taste good. They are entrancing clothed or unclothed. So let's discuss them, those glorious bums that are the end of our desires. What do you like about them, what don't you like? Do you like yours? Do you have a favorite one? What part of them do you like best?




LaTigresse -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 11:00:23 AM)

I love the curve of a nice feminine ass. I do not like flat asses, or overly large asses. I do not like excessively fit asses or unfit asses. I am rather attached to my own. At the moment I do not have a favourite because to have a favourite it must be attached to a favourite woman.......of which I do not currently have.

As for the part I like best, I would say there are two, the top, where they begin......very lower back, and the very bottom where they end and meet the legs.



MissImmortalPain -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 11:34:25 AM)

The soft curve of nature. Smooth and sweet. Tender to the touch. I like them small and firm and attached to tender young men. The cool creamy colour of his skin, a flare of red against it as a welt rises. Left by a brush, a paddle, or my hand. Lovely in the truest way something can be.



NuevaVida -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 12:48:16 PM)

I love a nice ass. Male or female, I get the urge to bite it.



popularDemand -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 1:12:38 PM)

mmm, bum

pD



LaTigresse -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 1:30:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

I love a nice ass. Male or female, I get the urge to bite it.


Me too! And, I always want to grab. Fingers digging in, leaving five fingernail marks, five bruises later, type of grab.



Termyn8or -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 1:44:06 PM)

"I am rather attached to my own."

You win. That is the statement of the day.

T^T



LillyBoPeep -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 1:59:00 PM)

^^ haha that is pretty funny. ^_^

i like nice, curvy asses, mostly women's asses. with men, i'm mostly distracted by their arms. =p
but a cute ass is a cute ass, whoever it's attached to. i like to squeeze them, and rub them. my favorite spot is probably that nice curve right where the cheeks meld into the legs.

as far as my own, i just remember how surprised i was to realize just how much fun it could be. haha



Termyn8or -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 2:05:42 PM)

I would typo more but I have to pick up my jaw off the floor.

T^T



NuevaVida -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 2:16:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Me too! And, I always want to grab. Fingers digging in, leaving five fingernail marks, five bruises later, type of grab.



Haha. Last night the Mister and I went to see Adele (omg great show) and had lawn seats. It was pretty crowded and this group of gals parked themselves right next to us. No biggy but one of them took a long time to get situated, adusting her blanket, her bag of food, etc. She was standing and bending over with no regard to the lack of space. She kept putting her ass right up close to my nose. Repeatedly. One of her friends was looking at me in a WTF kind of embarrassed way and I just shook my head with my own WTF look.

So the ass chick looked at me to see what my problem was and I said "If you get that ass any closer to my face I'm gonna bite it".

I was kidding but she took offense. Oh well. It was a cute ass. Very bite worthy.



Termyn8or -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 4:33:52 PM)

As long as you don't fart.

T^T



lazarus1983 -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 5:35:44 PM)

In terms of physical features, all other things pale in comparison to a nice ass. As my profile says, I love curves on women. They're so aesthetically pleasing. And taste good, too.



HannahLynHeather -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 6:36:14 PM)

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And taste good, too.
a man who will admit to liking the taste of ass!! ahhh, he's a switch, this explains his reasonableness.

i like a nice plump ass, one with that rounded swell to it. neither mine nor heather's is really like that, we're both sort of flat-assed. cheri has a sweet little ass on her though. i keep trying to persuade her to try a spanking - but no luck yet. :(

most men's asses don't do it for me, they are sort of a back-with-a-crack, no humpability to them.

what i don't like is the great big asses, the ones that they can bounce, those turn me off.

i like grabbing an ass, and i love it when somebody grabs mine. fuck yea! that's just hot. i like seeing bruises and bite marks on them too.

now if you want to see a sweet ass, check out the op's profile.  yeah baby! that's an ass you could bury your face in for a while. you know the type, the sort you could just move right in and take up residence. [sm=bust.gif]



hausboy -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 6:47:59 PM)

I humbly admit that I love my bum. It's my best asset.  I've been told it's very spankable, which is a very good thing. [;)]

Bums are the best--I love 'em....men or women....nothing beats a great ass....except someone who beats a great ass!

I was recently in Europe, and the most wonderful afternoon was spent sitting in a cafe, having a cup of coffee, watching beautiful women in sundresses ride on their bicycles, their sweet round cheeks moving up and down as they pedaled by. 

Love to put my arms around a woman and just cup her ass with both hands, squeeze it firmly and work my fingers into that crack. so good.





LillyBoPeep -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 7:01:25 PM)

Hannah's right -- ze OP has a pretty loverly one. =p 



hausboy -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 7:17:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

Hannah's right -- ze OP has a pretty loverly one. =p 


be right back...[;)]

Oh yes.  now if only I were an 18 year old lesbian again....



Termyn8or -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/15/2011 7:19:57 PM)

Taste great/less filling.

T^T



HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/16/2011 9:40:21 AM)

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Oh yes.  now if only I were an 18 year old lesbian again....
Did somebody call for an 18 year old lesbian?

I like a nice ass as well. I find it hard not to touch one. It's what catches my eye first when girl watching. I like when Hanners and I are just snuggling, she'll lay on her tummy and I can lay my head on her bum.

I think my ass is probably my worst feature. Like Hanners said it's sort of flat. However, those that matter seem willing to overlook my lack of bootyosity.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/16/2011 9:44:12 AM)

I've never considered myself an ass person, but for some reason my favorite thing to paint is an ass.  Maybe I'm a closet ass person?

WinD



Hillwilliam -> RE: Go ahead you cheeky bum, make an ass of yourself! (8/16/2011 10:55:30 AM)

*perves the OP's pix..........drools*

Fuckin good call hanners.



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