Theon38 -> RE: The Bad Luck President (8/15/2011 5:44:07 PM)
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I feel sorry for poor Obama. First, he was tricked into becoming President by the smarter Republicans, who knew in advance that things were going south in the economy and knew they couldn't be fixed in 4 years, so they tricked the Democrats and Obama into taking the Presidency. Second, after being tricked into being the President of the United States, the Republicans didn't fall down and worship him like they were supposed to. Instead, they played (evil music here) partisan politics! Such politics as has never before been seen in the history of the world. Even when he had a filibuster proof majority in the Senate and the majority in the House. Finally, he's had just horrible luck. It's not his policies that are hurting this country. Heck no! We all know his policies are filled with hope and change and rainbows. It's bad luck. Bad luck has ruined his otherwise stellar presidency. I'm sure if we just give him one more term, that luck will change. And by golly, if it doesn't, well, that's just more bad luck and another rascally trick by those Republicans! And yes, I know, i'm stupid, a moron, yadda yadda. But remember, if you disagree with me, you're a homophobic racist.
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