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slvemike4u -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 2:30:28 PM)

"suitably smitten"



Icarys -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 2:44:50 PM)

What the paring of Lucy and Mike might look like.
[:D]



masternoname -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 2:52:00 PM)

give the boy a break

he all but pisses his pants whenever he gets a change to make a jab at those god awful cons

let him have some fun


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Mike beat you by six hours, O59, and he did it with more class and humor

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slvemike4u -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 2:52:49 PM)

Of course one would need a overactive imagination to picture you paring with anyone or anything other than your own right hand [:)]



masternoname -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 2:59:05 PM)

now theres a thought

he likes Jack so he cant be 1/2 bad

besides I would love to see the polsters counting out the votes when they came to all the write ins for slvemike4u

we could work it into the campaign slogans

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Are you running for president Mike?




slvemike4u -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:05:50 PM)

Do not try to curry favor with me Masternoname.....any vote you would cast for me would be nothing more than an anyone bu Obama vote.



Moonhead -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:12:42 PM)

For once, Bachmann isn't irredeemably wrong, just poorly informed.
I'm with Mick Farren that having all this shit about Presley on the anniversary of his death rather than his birthday is dead. presumably Bachmann was so stupid she didn't pick up on this morbid distinction, which is hardly surprising when you look at some of the other (and far more significant) fuckwittery the woman's come out with in her time...



Icarys -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:12:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slvemike4u

Of course one would need a overactive imagination to picture you paring with anyone or anything other than your own right hand [:)]

I'm ambidextrous but you definitely have a bad imagination anyway. [:)]

You do seem to be overly occupied with jerking off though. Which can be seen by the times you've repeatedly used it, that in turn leads back to the no imagination, of course.[:D]

I say good luck to you two.. You're perfect for one another.



masternoname -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:14:16 PM)

ok but dont whine when you arent voted in then


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ORIGINAL: slvemike4u

Do not try to curry favor with me Masternoname.....any vote you would cast for me would be nothing more than an anyone bu Obama vote.




slvemike4u -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:17:11 PM)

Lucy would be perfect for me....unfortunately,for me,her heart belongs to another.So why don't you try to be a gentleman and cease and desist with your shots.Of course you are more than free to continue this bullshit with me,I'm a big boy and I can take care of myself.....besides the Yankees aren't on tonight smacking you around,Internet speaking wise of course,could be quite the diversion.[:)]



Lucylastic -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:35:09 PM)

Ickys only girlfriend thats got a pulse
[image]http://www.lucylasticslair.com/fun/cock/ickysgirl.jpg[/image]

Mike you will always be held in higher esteem. maybe when he has proved himself worthy as a human being let alone a friend or BDSM partner, but even then, he has NOTHING close to what I want.
edited to fix typo



Icarys -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:36:01 PM)

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Of course you are more than free to continue this bullshit with me,I'm a big boy and I can take care of myself

I doubt that, very seriously.

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smacking you around,Internet speaking wise of course,could be quite the diversion.

You aint got it like that, Jack but I can't say I don't have the same thoughts.

If she's taken why do you fawn over her like a jellyfish in heat. It's a might pathetic, but as I said, You guys would do good together so maybe there's my answer.[:D]




Icarys -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:38:34 PM)

She has a pic of you..that's cute.

So you DO have a chance.[;)]

Edit: Oh hell, I have work to do anyway. I'll leave you to your piece. [:D]



slvemike4u -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:40:28 PM)

"a jellyfish in heat".... What the fuck,are you some sort of marine biologist....or do you watch a lot of discovery channel all by your lonesome?



Moonhead -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:42:53 PM)

He's not a marine biologist, you can be sure of that much: jellyfish don't come into heat. Even I know that much and I'm a humanities graduate...



Lucylastic -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:48:57 PM)

biology is one of my favourites and he is as ignorant about politics as he is about mating habits of any earthbound creature



Icarys -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 3:54:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

biology is one of my favourites and he is as ignorant about politics as he is about mating habits of any earthbound creature


Oh stop lying.

Tell us then.. How do Jellyfish mate le spineless one.

They have a mating season as well as produce sexually and asexually. So it sort of falls into my joke about being in heat.

Damn you fucks are stupid.[:D]

Ron Paul for the Win 2012!



Moonhead -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 4:01:25 PM)

Actually, it doesn't.
Oestrus is a way of pulling that's only found in mammals.



Lucylastic -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 4:04:18 PM)

clueless



Icarys -> RE: Bachmann wishes Elvis happy birthday on death date (8/17/2011 4:07:40 PM)

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Oestrus is a way of pulling that's only found in mammals.

I'm sure you googled that lol.

It was a joke doofus. It wasn't meant to be taken literal. I know that jellyfish don't bleed or do any of the other things that make a female mammal "in heat". It was a tongue in cheek reference much like your tongue in my cheeks right now.. a little funny and a whole lot disturbing. At least to me.

Now remove it from my asshole and keep your head out of yours.[:D]



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