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lazarus1983 -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 8:57:29 PM)

Psh, any reason is a good reason to look at your profile.




LadyPact -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 8:59:09 PM)

Oh, balony, laz.  You haven't visited and said hello in a month.  [8D]




lazarus1983 -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 9:00:48 PM)

Last time I did you had a pic of your penis up and asked me to marry you!











So of course I said yes.




LadyPact -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 9:02:38 PM)

As you know, My dear, I'm already married.  <wink>

Oddly enough, one of the pics that I don't have up is of the strap on.  Isn't that fucking rich?




hausboy -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 9:03:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

How do you feel about puddle jumpers?


I take 'em all the time to NY and Philly....  as long as I bring enough food to feed the hamsters on the wheel that turns the propellers...    seeing the northern lights in Alaska is on my bucket list...so you never know who might drop in for dinner....[;)]




lazarus1983 -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 9:04:27 PM)

I'll trade you a pic of my ass for a pic of your strapon. How's that for meeting in the middle?




LadyPact -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 9:07:26 PM)

You want to bring rodents to My house?  WTF?

Joking..... Joking.

Seriously, you want to come up and see the Lights?  Sure, we can do that.  How do you feel about sleeping on the couch?




LadyPact -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 9:08:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lazarus1983

I'll trade you a pic of my ass for a pic of your strapon. How's that for meeting in the middle?

You first.




hausboy -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 9:10:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

You want to bring rodents to My house?  WTF?

Joking..... Joking.

Seriously, you want to come up and see the Lights?  Sure, we can do that.  How do you feel about sleeping on the couch?



I'd be honored.    (and it sure beats sleeping outside with the caribou!) 

[sorry for the hijack folks...I think this thread was pretty much done anyway!]




lazarus1983 -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 9:11:20 PM)

Deal. But it'll be tomorrow. I'm in bed, and don't have it in me to upload one and send it tonight.




LadyPact -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 9:11:56 PM)

Anytime, h.  Open invitation.




LadyPact -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 9:13:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lazarus1983

Deal. But it'll be tomorrow. I'm in bed, and don't have it in me to upload one and send it tonight.

That's what they all say.  <wink>




moldablesub -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 10:13:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Dude...... Seriously, you don't need to perv My profile over this thread.


Umm ok? why so rude? Really? Did I offend you that much by clicking on your profile?




LadyPact -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/18/2011 10:36:22 PM)

That was rude?  Really?  You need to get to know Me better.

Seriously, I gave you an honest answer.  It shoudn't matter to you who is behind it.  You don't have to do research on it.  You asked for answers.  You should take them as they come.




MasterSlaveLA -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/19/2011 2:06:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

They damn well better not start falling off, it'll wake up the neighbors downtairs! [:D]



LOL[sm=rofl.gif]





LadyHibiscus -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/19/2011 9:52:42 AM)

Okay OP, I have to ask. You say in your profile that you have no experience, but you KNOW what things you need in order to feel "complete"? How's that work, now?




moldablesub -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/19/2011 12:08:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Okay OP, I have to ask. You say in your profile that you have no experience, but you KNOW what things you need in order to feel "complete"? How's that work, now?


I may not have had a lot  in the way of  real life experiences, I do have some, but I have talked with many and have done tons of reading on the subjects that are of importance to me and for me its more of a state of mind then the actual physical experience.

Oh and if this is what you are referring to "While I have not had much in the way of real life experience," (form my profile) I'm no English major but that does not say NO experience. No where in my profile does it state that I have NO experience.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/19/2011 12:11:03 PM)

I am not going to ask you to quantify "not much".

You are in a town with a flourishing scene, good luck in your explorations.




Awareness -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/19/2011 3:03:07 PM)

  Dude.  Weak men approach women in a variety of self-defeating ways.  One is the way you describe, the other is to be a supplicating pussy.  Frankly, I don't care about either, because they make men with a set of testicles stand out.  Unfortunately, since you're a male sub, this doesn't apply to you and you're always going to be scrabbling for scraps.

Oh, and shivery?  Really?  A little education is in order.

Chivalry - as it's commonly spelled - was an invention of the Romantic era writers.  Notions of chivalric knights are about as realistic as the idea that bachelor parties are just a bunch of guys getting together and talking about their feelings.  Knights were, in effect, the king's own head-kickers and roamed up and down the length of Europe murdering any peasant who looked at them funny.

I'd also point out that most people on this site don't read the message-boards and guys who do are unlikely to take advice from a dude bleating about self-respect and shivery.




CalifChick -> RE: MEN NEED TO READ THIS!!!!!! (8/19/2011 3:42:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: moldablesub

WOW! I serenely did not expect this kind of response ...




Really? Because I serenely expected exactly this. Did you get laid too, or are you normally this serene?


Cali




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