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Kirata -> CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 3:13:05 AM)


It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.

Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth's atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.

From the original paper:
    The thought of humanity being a threat to other civilizations may seem implausible given the likelihood of our technological inferiority relative to other civilizations. However, this inferiority may be a temporary phenomenon. Perhaps ETI observe our rapid and destructive expansion on Earth and become concerned of our civilizational trajectory... Rapidly (maximally) expansive civilizations may have a tendency to destroy other civilizations in the process, just as humanity has already destroyed many species on Earth...

    A preemptive strike would be particularly likely in the early phases of our expansion because a civilization may become increasingly difficult to destroy as it continues to expand. Humanity may just now be entering the period in which its rapid civilizational expansion could be detected by an ETI because our expansion is changing the composition of Earth’s atmosphere (e.g. via greenhouse gas emissions), which therefore changes the spectral signature of Earth.


    Reference: http://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/1104/1104.4462.pdf
Al Gore could not be reached for comment.

K.




DarkSteven -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 4:18:30 AM)

I remember when being a scientists MEANT something.  First the Professor on Gilligan's Island, and now this drivel.




Moonhead -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 4:46:06 AM)

Things have changed since I were a lad: it used to be radio transmissions and nuclear radiation that would draw the aliens. I bet Nicholas Courtney is turning in his grave...




pahunkboy -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 5:24:13 AM)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek




Hillwilliam -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 5:56:21 AM)

*takes hunky's tinfoil hat away and lovingly presents it to Kirata* [8D]




LillyBoPeep -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 5:59:09 AM)

if i was an alien, i'd probably attack, too. =p






slvemike4u -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 6:36:15 AM)

If I was an alien monitoring the earth and it's civilization,the publication of this paper would be reason enough to move forward the date of the attack....lest we lose the element of surprise [:D]




samboct -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 6:41:16 AM)

I think this puts a slightly different slant on the phrase- Publish or perish....

I mean really- aliens are going to attack us because of increased CO2 levels? That's not a blight on the universe. Baywatch on the other hand.....

Sam




pahunkboy -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 6:45:07 AM)

If there is such a thing- why would they even care?   The solar system is endless-  room for everyone. That is like saying some planet in some other solar system is harming us. 




flcouple2009 -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 7:23:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I remember when being a scientists MEANT something.  First the Professor on Gilligan's Island, and now this drivel.


There have always been nutty scientist.  They just didn't have a platform like the internet to share their nuttiness with the general population.




LillyBoPeep -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 7:28:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: slvemike4u

If I was an alien monitoring the earth and it's civilization,the publication of this paper would be reason enough to move forward the date of the attack....lest we lose the element of surprise [:D]


right? haha

This is GlomusBoPeep from the Alpha Centauri sector -- they're onto us. Initiate Phase 1 immediately.

maybe the aliens think of themselves the way we think of ourselves; as overseers and global zookeepers -- when an animal population gets "out of line" we go in and "control it" by killing off some arbitrary percentage of them (that conveniently works in the favor of dudes with hunting licenses =p). who's to say the Predator isn't looking for something new for his skull and spinal column gallery?
we clearly have a booming population that is over-consuming resources and threatening to decimate our natural environment. the aliens are issuing hunting licenses as we speak!




mnottertail -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 7:29:59 AM)

Little hint for you native earth guys.

Notice how the forums have shot up to the tens of thousands lately?

I am only gonna say this one time, so listen closely.

Tinfoil, duct tape, foam and rubbers.





Moonhead -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 8:48:35 AM)

And handcuff yourself to the bed at night and brick up the windows if you're not into being pegged by Whitley Streiber's short grey friends?




mnottertail -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 8:50:17 AM)

Two words.

Eric Cartmann and the anal probe.




Moonhead -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 8:56:20 AM)

They give you pinkeye as well?





Icarys -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 8:57:30 AM)

I'm just hoping after they get done probing me, I'll get a turn.




LaTigresse -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 8:59:52 AM)

If I was an alien with the means I would probably get rid of the whole human race. We have done a bang up job of seriously fucking this planet up.

That being said........I am not nervous.[:D]




pahunkboy -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 9:04:50 AM)

SECURE OUR BORDERS! 




Moonhead -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 9:12:54 AM)

You can't secure the border with Mexico or Cuba: how are you going to do on the high frontier?
(My guess is "badly"...)




mnottertail -> RE: CO2 May Provoke Alien Attack (8/19/2011 9:13:26 AM)

Spray the blighters with Oxygen.




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