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peppermint -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 10:28:57 AM)

Hello Tom.  If you really really want to talk to real dominant women I have a great suggestion.  Google "BDSM New Jersey."  Find where the nearest munch meets or find out when the next event in your part of the world will take place.  Then show up to the munch or event.  There will be women there.  Some will be submissive, however, some will be dominant.  You can chat with them.  You can have a real conversation with a real woman. 

Warning:  If you refer to them as a "dominate" women instead of a dominant women they may turn their backs and ignore you forever. 




HannahLynHeather -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 10:46:54 AM)

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what on earth would I have to be grumpy about?
i don't know, say...maybe that there isn't going to be a 3-some with suze and cheri? [:D][:D]

to the op.
ok tom. you want to ask questions, fine. i'll answer your fucking questions. i'll also give you 20:1 odds you won't like 90% of the answers, but if you want to, just click the little icon that says "pm" down on the bottom left of my post here and fire off your question, and i'll tell you in no uncertain terms what i think about whatever you want to ask.

i caution you though, if you do that and only that, then you'll know how i think about shit, and i'm not by any stretch of the imagination your average fucking domme.

and if what you really mean by this is that you want to get into a relationship, then don't fucking bother, i'm all relationshipped up just now. and if it is salacious chat you want, just some dirty details of the shit the 4 of us get up to, well the going rate is the same as always. tits get you wank fodder.

it's up to you tomo.




cloudboy -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 1:16:04 PM)

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Dude, are we really going to make history here and get Me to call you a dick?

Seriously, that's not a chip on your shoulder. It's the whole potato.


Nobody likes the ombudsman. I've been reading this board for years, and although my post was made in a humorous bent (domiguy claims you guys lack a sense of humor), there was a lot of truth in it. Don't worry, there's much utility in a buzz saw, and it always helps another to know "what not to do," and what's a "mistake."





VaguelyCurious -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 1:19:32 PM)

You think you're the ombudsman now?

I tend to think of you more like the two grumpy guys who sit at the back of the audience in the muppet show, only sans humour.




PeonForHer -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 1:43:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

quote:

what on earth would I have to be grumpy about?
i don't know, say...maybe that there isn't going to be a 3-some with suze and cheri? [:D][:D]


To be fair, I haven't come to a conclusion on that yet. I'll see how they play their cards in the coming weeks. It's a definite plus that they look quite well washed in their pictures, but I don't think I should say more than that at present.




GreedyTop -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 2:41:01 PM)

jeez, Peon.. I could watch your avatar for hours ;)




PeonForHer -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 2:56:30 PM)

Thank Arpig - that man is a wow with Photoshop!




LadyConstanze -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 3:48:17 PM)

FR

OP the way you present it here will rub a lot of people the wrong way. To me it sounds a bit "I have questions and I expect that somebody else - a dominant woman - will take the time to explain everything to me. She should come and mail me!" It's not going to work, most of us have lots of mails from guys who think we ought to answer all their questions. At best we're reduced to the BDSM dictionary, at worst we should provide wanking material in the written form.... Can you see why that doesn't work?

Additionally you are a perfect stranger. Can you give me a good reason why I should take time to answer all your questions in private mails. It's not that you're somebody I exchanged messages with before, you don't seem to have a lot of interest in the forums, in the other thread you get quite stroppy. So chances are that if I was inclined to answer you, I would end up saying the wrong thing (which means something you don't wish to hear) and you throw a fit. It's just not very tempting.




Killerangel -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 5:05:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: qqqq7077

Hello Im a novice , would like to talk to dominate lady via email to ask questions, do you get as much pleasure as the sub does for instance, have an open conversation would be great, you might enjoy it also (: if you want a pic of who your talking to just ask

Tom

[email removed] or here at collar me



To me the thing is that you want to ask personal type questions in a one on one email. I wouldn't spend that type of effort on people I don't know. Coming here to the boards and asking a question is one thing...asking to have a one on one with a stranger, asking them something intimate, implies a connection. Your question example was quite personal, and I'd not choose to share that information with a stranger if he wrote me and asked. It seems icky and rather like a sly way to gather information for himself to get artificially close to me or get off on it somehow. I'm not here for predators, do-me's, or anyone's entitlement fantasy. In other words, what's in your private question scenario for a strange woman? She's obviously feeding your fantasy and giving you something. What's she getting? Your undying gratitude? What good is that from a stranger?

So some people took offense to your OP, I can see why. Would you ask your grocery checker what she got out of her private time with her partner and if her enjoyment was equal to her partner's? Why do you think that someone here would want to privately share that information with you, a stranger? People tried to explain why this is a serious breech of manners and you don't seem to get it. You want women to be nice to you, well, be respectful to them and also stop criticizing them for not wanting to play with your fantasies. Who honestly gives a rip if you have questions? Do the work of getting close to someone and share a closer relationship with them, and you'll get all the explanations you want. The women here don't owe you anything simply by virtue of being a Dominant female.

Plus in the two threads you've been writing in you make creepy comments on various profiles you've read or to women that respond to you. You are obviously looking to use the 'question' approach in order to find yourself a relationship with a Domme and it really is a disingenuous tactic. If you sincerely, openly, honestly, wanted to ask questions you'd have done that already through the boards without trying anything shady to get someone's one on one attention. You're getting pissy at the women who aren't what you envision as polite....well, what the hell did you expect when you just waltz in and expect things from them and then criticize the manner in which it is delivered? You seem to think you're being polite, you're not. If you asked me your questions in person you'd get a knee in the balls and a court date and eventually a fine or jail time, because I'm legally protected against your brand of questions.

Look buddy, ask your questions on the message board, and be a gentleman to the people who take time out of their day to answer you even if they aren't the type of answers you were looking for. Perhaps even take the time to learn why things aren't going in the direction you intended. Even with the politer answers here, everyone told you the exact same thing. You're expecting too much from a group of strangers, you're going about it the wrong way, you seem to want fantasy fulfillment, and you're rather creepy. Not one person has embraced the chance to 'answer your questions' except for Hannah, and I'm not sure that's what you were looking for, lol.




MaamSpamCrapoo -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 5:59:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Killerangel

quote:

ORIGINAL: qqqq7077

Hello Im a novice , would like to talk to dominate lady via email to ask questions, do you get as much pleasure as the sub does for instance, have an open conversation would be great, you might enjoy it also (: if you want a pic of who your talking to just ask

Tom

[email removed] or here at collar me



Not one person has embraced the chance to 'answer your questions' except for Hannah, and I'm not sure that's what you were looking for, lol.


Well, MistressDA said she'd go first and responded to his request to tell him her wishes. Tommy-boy never even thanked her. Guess if it's vanilla stuff he thinks it's not prurient enough to entertain him (note to Tom: 'prurient' means characterized by an excessive interest in sex.)

I agree with Killerangel above. Your profile and forum posts squick me. So much so I just put you on block/hide.




LadyPact -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 6:01:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cloudboy
Nobody likes the ombudsman. I've been reading this board for years, and although my post was made in a humorous bent (domiguy claims you guys lack a sense of humor), there was a lot of truth in it. Don't worry, there's much utility in a buzz saw, and it always helps another to know "what not to do," and what's a "mistake."

I'll tell you what I tell the other half.  The joke has to actually be *funny* for people to laugh at it.  Ever watch a comedian flop on stage?  It's not that the audience has no sense of humor.  It's because the jokes suck.

The only part that came close was the bit about the haircut.  Now if I really ever saw that on a thread, I probably would laugh.




HannahLynHeather -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 6:21:09 PM)

Update: Aug 20/2011, 9:20PM (EDT)

7.5 hours and no questions yet. well fuck me, i think maybe i have been rudely snubbed!




Daddysredhead -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 10:31:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cloudboy

The ASK A MISTRESS board on CM is a fault finding goldmine. If you want to know what you are doing wrong, how not do something, e.g. what grammatical mistakes you've committed, how your assumptions are misplaced, how you are objectifying women, how your approach is misguided, why you are too self centered, what's wrong with your photo, why you picked the wrong screen name, reasons why your fetishes and interests are objectionable, that you have a bad hair cut, that you lack cultural awareness, come across as "cheap," should not be cheating on your wife, girlfriend, or gay lover, did not read the FAQ section before posting, don't read profiles attentively, or have not made your own profile attractive, etc. -- then you can ***without a doubt*** find it all right here.

Its a little bit like message board dunking the clown.


I know that it wasn't the intended response, but I nearly LOL'ed myself to death when I read this, and woke up the cat in the process.   [:D]

*sorry kitty*




Daddysredhead -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 10:38:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

The joke has to actually be *funny* for people to laugh at it.  Ever watch a comedian flop on stage?  It's not that the audience has no sense of humor.  It's because the jokes suck.


LP,

I laughed, but I've been up nearly 24 hours, and haven't had the extensive "pleasure" it seems many of you ladies have had with this poster.  Please forgive me for laughing, I'm overly tired, punchy even, took a pain killer for my jaw, and am easily amused at this point.  [:D]

~ Red




SweetieinControl -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/20/2011 10:41:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact


Seriously, that's not a chip on your shoulder.  It's the whole potato.



Ahahahaha.  I'm lovin' it.  [sm=popcorn.gif]




MistressDarkArt -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/21/2011 12:38:33 AM)

[sm=threadhijack.gif]
Dang Peon, one of these days I'm gonna stick my tongue through the monitor and lick your six-pak [:D] I wish you'd show this person here how it's done...




PeonForHer -> RE: Talk to a Mistress (8/21/2011 5:31:14 AM)

Thank you! [:)]




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