BalletBob
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An Avon lady was up in the top of the Empire State building sightseeing, when she had to break wind.
She didn't want to do it with all the people around, so she was lucky and got on an empty elevator going down.
After a few floors down, she finally broke wind. It stunk up the whole elevator, very badly.
She reaches into her Avon bag, and pulls out a can of Pine Scent Air Fashioner. She sprays the whole elevator.
About the 75 Th. floor, the elevator stops, and a Drunk gets on.
The drunk sniffs the air and says, "My GOD, who shit a Christmas Tree?"
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