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BalletBob -> Waiters with Spoons in pockets (8/19/2011 3:33:48 PM)
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A mother and daughter went to a fancy restaurant one day, and ordered soup.
As the waiters and waitresses were walking around the tables, the mother noticed the help had spoon in their shirt pockets.
The mother asks their waiter about this, and he replies, "The management had an efficiency expert come in, and they found out if a customer drops a spoon on the floor, it takes up 8.5 minutes, to get a replacement for them. So now we carry spoons in our top pocket, to cut that down to nothing.
The mother and daughter get their lunch, and then notice Strings hanging out the waiter's pants zippers.
The mother then asks the waiter about this too, and he replies, "Well that same efficiency expert, found out it takes us 10.7 minutes, to wash our hands after we use the bathroom.
So we have strings to pull our penis out, and don't have to wash our hands.
The mother thinks for a second, and asks, "If you use the string to pull out your penis, how do you put it back in, without touching it.
The waiter replies, "Well I don't know about the other guys, but I usually use the spoon!
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