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windchymes -> Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 4:37:33 PM)

I just read a "dom" profile that said, "Please do not contact me unless you know you are a whore....."

I thought I COULD be, but......how do I know fo' shore???

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HannahLynHeather -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 4:43:18 PM)

how much for a blow job?

and how much for one with the breath right?




gungadin09 -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 4:44:43 PM)

That's your answer. Since you're not SURE you're a whore, you don't meet the criteria. You have to be SURE you are, not just think you might be. Too bad. The guy sounds like a winner.

pam




windchymes -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 4:47:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

how much for a blow job?

and how much for one with the breath right?



I usually get 25 cents, and dinner if I use the strips. [:)]




windchymes -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 4:49:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: gungadin09

That's your answer. Since you're not SURE you're a whore, you don't meet the criteria. You have to be SURE you are, not just think you might be. Too bad. The guy sounds like a winner.

pam


Dammit. Just for that, I'm gonna dress slutty tomorrow. [>:]




gungadin09 -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 4:50:39 PM)

It's too late for you. You'll never be more than a wannabe whore.

pam




HannahLynHeather -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 4:53:16 PM)

25¢? sorry, you're a skank.
everybody knows whores charge at least 50¢.

didn't they teach you anything in school?




gungadin09 -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 4:53:41 PM)

Like i said, wannabe.

pam




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 4:54:54 PM)

Wait a minute there's a whore school?




HannahLynHeather -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 4:59:47 PM)

well duh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RrQ4FWjijI




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 5:06:17 PM)

$1500 a week! Shiiiit I am so in the wrong business.




MissImmortalPain -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 5:15:24 PM)

Ha thats cute wind. I think he should have a talk with a "dom" that sent me an email today that asked me if I had ever thought about being a slave. Than it said not to send him a msg back unless I knew I was dumb cunt.

*oh* and if anyone is wondering..no I didn't msg him back. I'm a smart one not a dumb one [:)]




LillyBoPeep -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 5:42:34 PM)

i have a question -- how do the breathe-right strips help?
i've seriously been wondering this. haha ^_^






whipher1 -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 6:27:44 PM)

Are you a whore pam ??




MasterG2kTR -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 6:34:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

how much for a blow job?

and how much for one with the breath right?



Price don't matter....it all depends if she gargles, swallows or spits when she's done....[;)]




HannahLynHeather -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 6:34:18 PM)

quote:

how do the breathe-right strips help?
she doesn't snore when she falls asleep so he doesn't know how boring sucking his dick is.




HannahLynHeather -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 6:39:28 PM)

quote:

Price don't matter....it all depends if she gargles, swallows or spits when she's done....


pffft! you clearly aren't a grad of VJ Tech. [8|]

those things differentiate the sub classes, not the classes. the field of comparative slutology has made enormous advances since your day.




windchymes -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 8:20:46 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

quote:

how do the breathe-right strips help?
she doesn't snore when she falls asleep so he doesn't know how boring sucking his dick is.



Aw man, ya just can't keep anything from Hanners!!! [:D]

LillyBo, haven't you ever given a good, choking-on-snot, gotta stop and blow your nose blowjob? Well, the strips help open up the nasal passages so you can breathe better and last longer before you have to blow! [:)]




windchymes -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 8:21:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR

quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

how much for a blow job?

and how much for one with the breath right?



Price don't matter....it all depends if she gargles, swallows or spits when she's done....[;)]



I chew.......

[:-]




MasterG2kTR -> RE: Am I a whore....fo' shore? (8/19/2011 8:41:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes


quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR

quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

how much for a blow job?

and how much for one with the breath right?



Price don't matter....it all depends if she gargles, swallows or spits when she's done....[;)]



I chew.......

[:-]


oooohhhh....owwww...that would hurt....damn you're mean...

....and there ya go.....that's your problem.....you're just a whore wannabe




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