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rjh1960 -> hi all (8/19/2011 9:30:52 PM)

looking for female domme in the trenton nj area




MistressDarkArt -> RE: hi all (8/19/2011 9:45:40 PM)

Welcome to CM robert. Just a thought...women are funny about pictures. You show 'em your ass and they think you're an ass. Show 'em a dick and they think you're a dick. You just did both, and now I think of you as a dick and an ass. As for 'married and 'discrete'...uh, that would be d i s c r e e t...prepare to get out your wallet. Not likely anyone will want to bother with you if you're not paying. Good luck in your search.





tiggerspoohbear -> RE: hi all (8/20/2011 10:07:12 AM)

Welcome to CM and the boards Robert.  Ditto as to what MistressDarkArt just told you.  Pic of ass and dick = thinking you're, well, an............you get the picture.  For Gawd's sake man put some clothes on.  We don't need it staring us in the face when your profile comes up or you post.  Please take time to read the FAQs and section guidelines in the "Ask a Mistress" forum.  It'll give you the information you need, and it was put together by female Dominants and Mistresses who have years of experience between them and know what they're talking about. 

O and yeah, good luck with the married thingie.  Most women want trust and honesty, can't have that when the wifey doesn't know.  How would you explain any marks or chastity if you were so ordered?  Juuuuuuuuuuust sayin.....




OohAahMrs -> RE: hi all (8/20/2011 10:07:33 AM)

Welcome rj, not a great start, persist and rectify the problems and by this time next year you will have done yourself in! (i'm not saying the right things am i?)




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: hi all (8/20/2011 10:11:34 AM)

You're tryin' Mountain Man, you're tryin'.   [;)]




ashjor911 -> RE: hi all (8/20/2011 10:47:31 AM)

Welcome To CM




MaamSpamCrapoo -> RE: hi all (8/20/2011 5:34:24 PM)

Hello. Your pictures are offensive to me.[sm=eeew.gif] So is cheating on your wife. Btw, 'discrete' is a mathematical term meaning 'apart or separate from'. 'Discreet' translates to 'you don't want your wife to know.' That about sums it up.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: hi all (8/20/2011 5:41:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MaamSpamCrapoo

Hello. Your pictures are offensive to me.[sm=eeew.gif] So is cheating on your wife. Btw, 'discrete' is a mathematical term meaning 'apart or separate from'. 'Discreet' translates to 'you don't want your wife to know.' That about sums it up.


I don't find them offensive though there is an ick factor. Cheating on his wife, on the other hand is greatly offensive imo.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: hi all (8/21/2011 5:47:47 AM)

Just wanted to add, I saw that you viewed my profile and to be honest deleted it because I really don't want to have to look at your ass every time I go to see who's been viewing my profile. Seriously dude, change the pic!

#7




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: hi all (8/21/2011 8:36:29 AM)

Same here Zeph,  I now know how fast  I can delete someone who views my profile. [:D]  And no, I have no interest in viewing a profile of a man who shows his assets, so to speak.  [:-]




GreedyTop -> RE: hi all (8/21/2011 8:45:24 AM)

I dunno.. if it was Peon's ass...

*droool*





rayjjohnsonjr -> RE: hi all (8/21/2011 8:49:02 AM)

I'd like to add something constructive to the narrative...but I don't know what to say!!




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: hi all (8/21/2011 9:13:45 AM)

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Possible sock puppet anyone? [8D]




Killerangel -> RE: hi all (8/21/2011 9:20:53 AM)

Lol, yes, I wondered when I saw the initials. But at least he didn't try to say that the responses were all wrong or something.

For what it's worth...good luck rjh1960 in finding a Domme in your area. FYI, I must agree that losing the behind picture will likely aid you in achieving that if it's possible.




MistressDarkArt -> RE: hi all (8/21/2011 10:49:40 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: rayjjohnsonjr

I'd like to add something constructive to the narrative...but I don't know what to say!!


How 'bout you tell your sock puppet friend to just delete the dick and ass pics that are STILL on his profile and start over...or not.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: hi all (8/21/2011 11:21:15 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I dunno.. if it was Peon's ass...

*droool*




Yeah but it so clearly isn't, there is just no fucking way! Besides how likely do you think it is that we would be complaining instead of drooling all over our keyboards over this pic?




BurntKitty -> RE: hi all (8/21/2011 11:40:51 AM)

Wait, he isn't wearing white pants????

[image]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/3/4/129122179645442577.jpg[/image]




GreedyTop -> RE: hi all (8/21/2011 2:53:36 PM)

DAMMIT, Kitty!! *wipes beverage off monitor*




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