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LaTigresse -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 1:59:17 PM)

Sadist.



Daddysredhead -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 2:03:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I am mourning the loss of what I never knew........[sm=river.gif]

You missed Lady P talking about fucking vacuum cleaner handles (in the biblical sense, not the profane).

Sexy times! [:D]

(The best part is that I am not even kidding.)


One of the best remarks by LP in that thread, "If it isn't the business end, hop on and enjoy!" or something like that... omfgosh, I so nearly peed myself.

Oh to have it back... Please, please, please??? I am a sadist and a masochist... Pretty please??? [:D]



VaguelyCurious -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 2:05:40 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Sadist.

I've been posting for more than a year.

It's only now that you're noticing?

:p



LadyPact -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 2:08:36 PM)

VC gets the credit for that part of the exchange.  To paraphrase:

LP - At this point, I'm sure there are folks out there who would rather fuck a vacuum cleaner than the OP (of the puzzy thread).

VC - Oh, no, LP.  Those things have blades.

LP - Nah.  There's more than one end of those things, ya know.

VC - In that case, carry on.



We'd take the comedy show on the road, but there's just too much good material right here on CM.



LaTigresse -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 2:09:36 PM)

[:D]



VaguelyCurious -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 2:11:16 PM)

FR

I suspect that "If it isn't the business end, hop on and enjoy!" was funnier than whatever I actually said.

But it was a pleasure talking household dildo/man substitutes with you, Lady P! :D



CreepyStalker -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 2:32:13 PM)

Are you sure that's a good idea? It's not the cleanest household item you could be fucking :-/

I'd be more inclined towards trying kitchen utensils first.



VaguelyCurious -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 2:47:24 PM)

I'd kind of assumed the user would slip a condom over it before starting...



CreepyStalker -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 2:50:51 PM)

Condoms are icky.



mnottertail -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 2:51:57 PM)

Gettin a dick in lesbian puzzy is tricky....


(Oh, not the haiku thread, nevermind)



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 3:07:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Sadist.

I've been posting for more than a year.

It's only now that you're noticing?

:p


I did! The problem is that you insist on staying on the other side of the pond [>:]



PeonForHer -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 4:04:54 PM)

FR

No-one's started a really horny thread on this forum for ages.

One of you: get on with it.

I demand jollies, and I demand them now.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 4:08:18 PM)

~dumps a bucket of jelly on peon~

...oh wait you said "jollies". So sorry



VaguelyCurious -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 4:17:23 PM)

Never let it be said that I don't share the love.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 4:54:09 PM)

How does that help me with your being across the pond?



VaguelyCurious -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 4:59:52 PM)

Ah, geography. Stupid, stupid geography.

It doesn't, but it might help Peon get his jollies off.

Even I can't overcome masses of ocean, innit.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 5:03:50 PM)

Yeh I suppoooose, it's just........siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs



Iamsemisweet -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 5:12:44 PM)

That is the best profile ever.  I am also sorry I missed the thread.  Darn mods, always spoiling my fun.



LadyPact -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 5:13:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
Even I can't overcome masses of ocean, innit.

They make boats and planes, you know.



VaguelyCurious -> RE: What happened to the 'Lesbian puzzy' thread? (8/24/2011 5:16:00 PM)

And when the money tree blooms, as Lady Hib says, I will be at the front of the queue.



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