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Wulfchyld -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 8:50:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

You might be a sadist if you are going to a very swishy evening gown and black tie event with your girlfriend, have to pretend you are straight and "just friends", its a fund raiser for her republican politician father (whom you despise ) and make her wear a remote controlled vibrator under her gown and carry the remote control all night!



You are defiantly a sadist if... you black mail your father into wearing the vibrator up his ass while you have evil fun with the remote.




LaTigresse -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 8:50:40 PM)

You might be a sadist if you wish you had a job doing "intimate" waxing ....




LaTigresse -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 8:51:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

You might be a sadist if you are going to a very swishy evening gown and black tie event with your girlfriend, have to pretend you are straight and "just friends", its a fund raiser for her republican politician father (whom you despise ) and make her wear a remote controlled vibrator under her gown and carry the remote control all night!



You are defiantly a sadist if... you black mail your father into wearing the vibrator up his ass while you have evil fun with the remote.


damn! I wish I had thought of that......




Wulfchyld -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 8:53:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

You might be a sadist if you wish you had a job doing "intimate" waxing ....


Methinks someone watched House of Wax and got nifty idea's.




HouseofBear -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 8:54:26 PM)

You might be a sadist if you enjoy taking your gf with you to Dom Depot, and grin evilly as you look at the drills, as she is shrinking into herself.




Wulfchyld -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 8:56:20 PM)

You are defiantly a masochist if... if you have e-mailed any of the sadists who have posted here.




LaTigresse -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 8:56:20 PM)

You might be a reallly evil sadist (with alot of time on your hands)  if you told the new customers that the first time all the hairs had to be plucked one by one.

And no, I don't do horror flicks, just had a girlfriend that loved getting waxed....said it hurt sooooooo good, I just cringed.




LaTigresse -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 8:57:41 PM)

Running to check my email..............................................................




talibahh -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 8:58:02 PM)



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You are defiantly a sadist if... you black mail your father into wearing the vibrator up his ass while you have evil fun with the remote.
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you might be a masochist if you dont need the said black-mailing to actually do this...  [;)]




talibahh -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 9:00:24 PM)

i would write lots more, but i'm busy making a list and emailing... [:D][;)]




LaTigresse -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 9:01:54 PM)

damn, I need to get more evil and its way past my bedtime




LaTigresse -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 9:04:04 PM)

I think I shall go to bed and dream up some new ones.......




twicehappy -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 9:08:51 PM)

You might be a sadist if bar straws and toothpaste make you dream of cbt.




Wulfchyld -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 9:15:14 PM)

You might be a sadist if... while wiring your MC all your alligator clamps end up all over your sub/slave.




ravn -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 9:18:18 PM)

You may be a masochist if...
            -you intentionally yell on accident at your Master/Mistress
            -you do said yelling in public
            -you call your Master's newest toy stupid and challenge Him to hurt you with it... it looks so insignificant!
             -you can summon the nerve to tell Your Master/Mistress 'no' when they're holding a TENS unit
            You are DEFINITELY a masochist if there is no nerve involved...just the pure, unadulterated joy of knowing the tingling painful/pleasureable sensations that run through your etire body when the TENS unit zaps you in a very tender private area




twicehappy -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 9:18:24 PM)

You out bid everybody at an auction paying 9 dollars for a box of over a thousand clothespins.

Lol, guess what Jewel did today? 




Wulfchyld -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 9:20:47 PM)

Hmmm.... methinks twice is going to look like a porcupine tomorrow.




BitaTruble -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 9:22:14 PM)

You might be a sadist if someone asks you for a piercing tip and you send them a 10 page 'how to' guide complete with pictures. ::waves at Playful:: ;)




twicehappy -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 9:23:09 PM)

Sigh, poor me.........


We also won an entire crate of multi colored shibari rope......




BitaTruble -> RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… (5/20/2006 9:23:28 PM)

You might be a masochist if you tried out the 'how to' guide on yourself before sending.




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