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VaguelyCurious -> A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 4:16:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

No-one's started a really horny thread on this forum for ages.

One of you: get on with it.

I demand jollies, and I demand them now.


Well alrighty then.

These are the latest goodies fetlife has led me to.

My favourite is the last one. I just love the curl of her hand around his face. When I look at the picture I can just feel myself touching someone in the same place. Win and love!

Enjoy, people. [8D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 4:24:31 PM)

HUBBA!




PeonForHer -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 4:31:19 PM)

Ah, VC, that's *good*!  I can *feel* that!

I wasn't going to post this, because it was a recent dream, therefore pretty personal.  But somehow I think it's 'safe' in a thread started by your lovely self:

In my dream, I'm chatting away with a woman (some kind of "generic partner" - or friend who I knew fancied me - you know how it is with dreams).  In mid-conversation,she reaches down and puts my cock inside her.  Then, we carry on talking.  Just exactly as before.  It's like that's the normal thing to do when talking with each other, just like it's normal to look at each other's faces when we're talking.

I woke up thinking: Is that even possible?  How long can anyone carry on a conversation, pretty normally (though, presumably, in a fairly friendly way [!]) if you're inside someone/someone is inside you?

But it was *so* good.  Our talking about nothing much, just the day's events, what to eat tonight, with me inside her, her around me.  God, the contrast was so good.

You know how I am about contrasts, right? ;-)




VaguelyCurious -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 4:43:26 PM)

:-)




LanceHughes -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 4:47:13 PM)

For VaguelyCurious -

From her profile:
I've gradually started going to munches and events in London.

Lives for:
dancing
physics

It's amazing how horny those ventures to London have made me.  Sitting to the side, simply watching..... Simply watching how two people can have an incredible BDSM experience like none I have ever seen before.  And then, in aftercare, I watch them caress each other, a hand, a touch, old places made new.  New because it is the caress of a new person, a new way of touching a place that was touched before, a different underlying passion showing the experience just shared, the heat slowly cooling in ways physics cannot explain.

It makes me want to see more of these couples, these couples that seem to have found a new way to dance, a new way to finish the dance.  I know the physics of a flogger, of the paddles.  I know how to calculate the vectors and the forces. How do these formulae on the chalkboard of my mind become dance?  How do they become passion?  How do they become the hand resting on the cheek, just so?




VaguelyCurious -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 4:57:07 PM)

[sm=hearts.gif][sm=hearts.gif][sm=hearts.gif][sm=hearts.gif]

(Lance just wrote me porn. I can't explain how happy that makes me. :D)

As for Lance, his profile doesn't give much away. So I'm operating on hunches here, but:

"Yes SIR!" and the boy's knees have hit the floor before he's even finished speaking, kneeling straight and strong and like there's nowhere else he'd rather be. The man's hand ghosts down through his hair to place at the back of his neck where a collar would rest. They look at each other, man and boy; they both know there's one in the drawer, just waiting. And the man thinks yes, thinks now, thinks that this is the night...

[:D]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 4:58:38 PM)

As for me:

If you touch CreepyStalker's spine on the place just between her shoulderblades her whole back straightens. Every time.

There are days when that feels like the only porn I'll ever need.




MissToYouRedux -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 6:01:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

As for me:

If you touch CreepyStalker's spine on the place just between her shoulderblades her whole back straightens. Every time.

There are days when that feels like the only porn I'll ever need.


Mine's "spot" is somewhere else, and I never tire of the involuntary response either. There is something so precious and dynamic about those little life explorations and discoveries.




LanceHughes -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 6:07:20 PM)

VC: You're MOST welcome.  And thanks for the "close but missed" paragraph. You are so very right, profile gives almost nothing "away."  Your paragraph was too "soft." LOL!  Needs to be harder both ways.  Sex needs to be harder as in rougher AND emotion needs to be harder.  Hard<?> to explain.

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
As for me:

If you touch CreepyStalker's spine on the place just between her shoulderblades her whole back straightens. Every time.

There are days when that feels like the only porn I'll ever need.

So [again from your profile]
I'm sorry about CreepyStalker, ok? There's not a lot I can do. We're not actually the same person, although I know that's the prevailing belief in some circles. She likes cider, for one thing.
-------------------------------
OMG is all I've been able to even think about for the last hour and 20 minutes. 

OMG while in his physics class for an hour and OMG for the 20 minutes it took me to walk home in the frosty air of the beginning of the winter term.  Each OMG causing a weird sensation in my lungs.  Puff out the "Oh," the "my" almost a breathless wispher, and the "God" done about 30 million different ways as I tried to remember even the name of the text that he asked us to buy.

OMG as I tried to make tea, but everything rattled in my hands.  OMG as I sat quietly in my kitchen, just letting my mind wander over what was my perfect type.  The body, the hair, his movements, his eyes, his voice - all I could think was OMG as he explained what I already knew.  Well, I mean I did already know some of the physics he was covering in the first class. 

OMG, the way the man moved!  It was if he was trying to sweep me into his arms and show me his passion for physics while.... I don't know, my head was still whirling from his motions and movements in class.... OMG 

I looked over at the kettle and saw that in my frenzied state, I had "put the kettle on" without any water.  OMG, I thought, you'd best get ahold of yourself.  I but the kettle on a back burner and turned off the front one.

What a fool I was being..... I went to the front door and realized I hadn't even taken off my coat.  I hung it up, checked the mail, and as I stood up, THERE HE WAS!  OH ... MY ... GOD!!!

I fumbled the latch and asked him in.... more blubbering than speech.  I asked him if he wanted some tea and he said that he'd brought something better.  OMG, if it was poison, I'd gladly drink it with him.

We went to the kitchen and he asked if he could use the kettle.... I said, "It's a little warm from making tea."  He said "Great," in a voice that shook my knees.  I grabbed the table edge and he said, "You look shaken. Please sit down."  When I did so, he touched that place - that secret place that so few knew.  Right between my shoulderblades.  OMG !  How could he ever have known?

I sat straight and looked at him busying himself at the stove.  He came over, sat down and said, "I've looked at your records and I want you to be my teaching assistant this term. I came over to ask you to do so before some other proffesor asked you first."  Some other professor???  I didn't know of any other proffesor at that point.

He stood up on his way back to the stove and again touched that secret place as he said, "I didn't mean to startle you."  He went to the stove and poured us two mugs of hot cider.  "I think you'll like this.  It's my own recipe.  At least I hope you'll like it since we'll be spending long hours designing the experiments I want to try this term."

Experiments?  On my body?  Long hours? Cider? Oh my GOD!






LanceHughes -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 6:26:16 PM)

BLEAH, Lance!  Just a BIG old BLEAH for you!

You claim to have read VC's profile and then you go write a sex scene were she is the straight sub instead of the gay Dom that her profile TELLS you she is!  Nice work!

Well, maybe CreepyStalker is a sub? Maybe CS is straight?  Maybe we can salvage part of it?  Have the student bring her the cider? Nope.  Have CS bring cider to the student?  Warmer, but how did CS "rise" from the dead?  DAMN!  I do NOT like vampire tales, not matter how well cloaked. 

Why is that, Lance?  Too easy. LOL!  And been done gad-zillions of times.




LadyPact -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 6:51:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

As for me:

If you touch CreepyStalker's spine on the place just between her shoulderblades her whole back straightens. Every time.

There are days when that feels like the only porn I'll ever need.

As far as I'm concerned, that's better than porn.

I appreciate the pics and all, but the guy in the shots just didn't do it for Me.




CreepyStalker -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 7:25:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

VC: You're MOST welcome.  And thanks for the "close but missed" paragraph. You are so very right, profile gives almost nothing "away."  Your paragraph was too "soft." LOL!  Needs to be harder both ways.  Sex needs to be harder as in rougher AND emotion needs to be harder.  Hard<?> to explain.

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
As for me:

If you touch CreepyStalker's spine on the place just between her shoulderblades her whole back straightens. Every time.

There are days when that feels like the only porn I'll ever need.

So [again from your profile]
I'm sorry about CreepyStalker, ok? There's not a lot I can do. We're not actually the same person, although I know that's the prevailing belief in some circles. She likes cider, for one thing.
-------------------------------
OMG is all I've been able to even think about for the last hour and 20 minutes. 

OMG while in his physics class for an hour and OMG for the 20 minutes it took me to walk home in the frosty air of the beginning of the winter term.  Each OMG causing a weird sensation in my lungs.  Puff out the "Oh," the "my" almost a breathless wispher, and the "God" done about 30 million different ways as I tried to remember even the name of the text that he asked us to buy.

OMG as I tried to make tea, but everything rattled in my hands.  OMG as I sat quietly in my kitchen, just letting my mind wander over what was my perfect type.  The body, the hair, his movements, his eyes, his voice - all I could think was OMG as he explained what I already knew.  Well, I mean I did already know some of the physics he was covering in the first class. 

OMG, the way the man moved!  It was if he was trying to sweep me into his arms and show me his passion for physics while.... I don't know, my head was still whirling from his motions and movements in class.... OMG 

I looked over at the kettle and saw that in my frenzied state, I had "put the kettle on" without any water.  OMG, I thought, you'd best get ahold of yourself.  I but the kettle on a back burner and turned off the front one.

What a fool I was being..... I went to the front door and realized I hadn't even taken off my coat.  I hung it up, checked the mail, and as I stood up, THERE HE WAS!  OH ... MY ... GOD!!!

I fumbled the latch and asked him in.... more blubbering than speech.  I asked him if he wanted some tea and he said that he'd brought something better.  OMG, if it was poison, I'd gladly drink it with him.

We went to the kitchen and he asked if he could use the kettle.... I said, "It's a little warm from making tea."  He said "Great," in a voice that shook my knees.  I grabbed the table edge and he said, "You look shaken. Please sit down."  When I did so, he touched that place - that secret place that so few knew.  Right between my shoulderblades.  OMG !  How could he ever have known?

I sat straight and looked at him busying himself at the stove.  He came over, sat down and said, "I've looked at your records and I want you to be my teaching assistant this term. I came over to ask you to do so before some other proffesor asked you first."  Some other professor???  I didn't know of any other proffesor at that point.

He stood up on his way back to the stove and again touched that secret place as he said, "I didn't mean to startle you."  He went to the stove and poured us two mugs of hot cider.  "I think you'll like this.  It's my own recipe.  At least I hope you'll like it since we'll be spending long hours designing the experiments I want to try this term."

Experiments?  On my body?  Long hours? Cider? Oh my GOD!





I've read that at least 3 times and I'm still not sure whether I'm amused or weirded out. I'm going to stick with bewildered for now. 




HannahLynHeather -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 7:36:59 PM)

quote:

But somehow I think it's 'safe' in a thread started by your lovely self:
she may have started it, but i'm in it now!!! bwahahahahaha!

actually i'm only going to fucking comment on your dream. it is possible. we do it a lot.  we often finger each other or variously one the other when we talk. if one of us orgasms we just keep talking. the fun part is to see if you can keep talking through your cum. :) it makes for some funny talks, especially if you bring somebody off when they are in the middle of trying to fucking say something!

and secret spots - heather's is the back of her neck. she shivers and squirms.
fucking delicious!!




LanceHughes -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 7:42:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker
<snipped>
I've read that at least 3 times and I'm still not sure whether I'm amused or weirded out. I'm going to stick with bewildered for now. 

LOL!
I'm bewildered as well and I'm the author. 
I'll try to make it up to you both when I get a chance.





HannahLynHeather -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 7:43:46 PM)

quote:

I'm bewildered as well and I'm the author.
don't bogart that fucker and remember to pass it on the left hand side.




LanceHughes -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/24/2011 8:14:47 PM)

But, but... the boys that are doin' the bogartin' are suckin' on the Viagra-enhanced Lance.  Damn!  That's good stuff!

WAIT!  What happened to "horny"?

From the profile of CreepyStalker:
-----------------
I'm an idiot who is apparently too Vanuatuian to be gay.

I am not, however, a sock puppet.
VaguelyCurious isn't quite twisted enough (or self-obsessed enough) to invent her own stalker.
-----------------
Gay Female Slave
Country: Vanuatu (willing to relocate)
Over 7' tall; weight 1100 pounds; Age 96 (NOTE: VAA has 4 years on this person.)
-----------------

// Lance contemplates "too Vanuatuian to be gay" and gets - - - - nothin'. Nothin' I tell you. Nothin'. //




VaguelyCurious -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/25/2011 12:32:40 AM)

Wow.

A hot gay leatherman wrote me and my girlfriend some straight maledom porn.

That is so not how I thought this thread would go when I started it.




PeonForHer -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/25/2011 12:40:46 AM)

Nor me.  But what the hell?

Now: a challenge.  Go to the profile of the person above, and write him/her/ two or three paras of tailor-made porn.  Hmmm.  Would that work?  Or is it a recipe for killing this thread? 





VaguelyCurious -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/25/2011 1:11:01 AM)

If I ever write you tailor-made porn I am so not posting it publicly.

Sorry.

:p




PeonForHer -> RE: A really horny thread. (8/25/2011 1:17:43 AM)

You know, that comment was porn enough for my feverish imagination anyway!

;-)

On second thoughts, I don't think my idea would work.  Oh well, back to free-ranging porn, then!




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