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MistressDarkArt -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/26/2011 9:29:56 PM)

I would make you delete the dick pic from your profile.

Unless you're looking for men, it...is...not...helping!

See thread here for more info.



Endivius -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/26/2011 9:57:51 PM)

I'd start off gentle with my 82 suburban. It needs transmision repair. So i'd give you the privelage of pulling it out and taking it apart. Once you've welded the engine block back together and replace the pistons, you could put that back inside. Next, I'd have you write a few thousand letters to the White House complaining about Obamacare. Each one would need to be uniquely written. You'll fold them, place them in envelopes, seal them and place a stamp on them and put them in the mail box, one at a time. Next I'd have you stand outside the nearest Police Station Naked with a sign that says, "Hi, I'm uncle Touchy, and I want all your kids."

I'll Expect you to start bright and early Tomorrow at 4 a.m.



Epytropos -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/26/2011 11:39:25 PM)

I would burn everything you owned in a giant bonfire while singing the song of the Old Gods, thus freeing you from the materialism which consumes you.



snappykappy -> RE: What should I do for you? (8/27/2011 12:04:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen



Go to the ocean, any shoreline will do. Dig a large hole right below the high tide mark. Jump in, pull all the sand back around you burying yourself completely except for your head. STAY PUT, BAD SLAVE! Wait for high tide.


i was gonna just suggest that but heck he still has time to fly to new york and stand in the middle of times square and get blown away by irene and if he is still standing then he might and it is up to oldhen and ladypact and poise and greedytop and dark steven and arpig and littlewonder and winsomedefiance and hillwilliam and missokyst and iamsemisweet and crazyml and ladyhibiscus and bitatruble and sunshinemiss and tiggerspoohbear and endivius epytropos to decide if they really have anything else to do

but most importantly you will have to pass the scrutiny of HannahLynHeather

and this is what HannahLynHeather would say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q1g8HAAmsA



JanahX -> RE: What should I do for you? (8/27/2011 9:46:16 AM)

what would you do with me? -----> I've often thought about putting people I dislike in a sack and dropping them from a bridge.



Endivius -> RE: What should I do for you? (8/27/2011 9:50:40 AM)

What a terrible thing to do to a sack.



MissToYouRedux -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/27/2011 10:40:53 AM)

As a general service announcement for submissives, the question annoys when asked on the other side, too. Just sayin'. [:D]

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PeonForHer -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/27/2011 10:45:56 AM)

What would you do with someone who asks it, and what would you be wearing when doing so?




MissToYouRedux -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/27/2011 10:51:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

What would you do with someone who asks it, and what would you be wearing when doing so?




[:D] *Someone* is just too darn reliant on his abs... [8D]



MissImmortalPain -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/27/2011 2:48:15 PM)

I would point out that at 33 years old you are hardly a boy anymore, and that if you can point out what you are not into you should full well know what you are into.....at least I would hope so by now.



SuperHappyTime -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/27/2011 3:28:34 PM)

A scene with me?

Well I'd get us both a nice cup of tea, politely ask you to put your cock away and then explain that I'm neither into men nor subs. If you were insistent on hanging around, I'd task you with bringing your superhappysexygod with a packet of Cadbury Caramel Biscuits..though after you'd washed your hands. =)



BurntKitty -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/27/2011 5:04:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

I would make you delete the dick pic from your profile.


B-b-but it's so cute & adorable. It reminded me of Seinfeld: I was in the pool!



BalletBob -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/28/2011 10:56:33 AM)

Crazyml. Girlish Silkiest Panties? I would go for the Thongs. Hooker Dress? Maybe a School Girls outfit?

Don't waste it on him. He has no class as a sub, and doesn't deserve it. I do though !

Missokyst. Steaming Dump? Your not giving you kitty Hot Tea ? Maybe that is why our "Fluffy" is always dumping COLD "Lincoln Logs" in her litter box. Does that heat the house up too, or just the room where the Little Box is?

BurntKitty. Thanks for the idea. I get tired of telling people to use a Magnifying glass. Now I have an excuse to use.

Getting Goosebumps in my old Thongs, sub BalletBob



Daddysredhead -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/28/2011 11:20:56 AM)

I'd have you replace the pantry door, vacuum and steam clean the carpets, scrub the baseboards, clean the bathrooms, kitty litter box, hamster cage, turtle tank, fish bowl, and do all my laundry.



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/28/2011 11:26:24 AM)

FR..I it was me,I would dress you in a garter belt 4 inches heels and set you to shoveling horse shit from my barn>after you are all sweated up walk you thur a bunch of stinging nettle weed.I guess that would do it for starts smile..B



Arpig -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/28/2011 11:28:06 AM)

You're so gentle and considerate.



Arpig -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/28/2011 11:31:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BurntKitty

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

I would make you delete the dick pic from your profile.


B-b-but it's so cute & adorable. It reminded me of Seinfeld: I was in the pool!


[:D][:D]When I saw it the first thought I had was "I hope he has really big hands."



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/28/2011 11:35:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

You're so gentle and considerate.


Yeper,I am just a gentle ol' soul  .B



Daddysredhead -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/28/2011 12:00:32 PM)

You minz are all fluff and cotton candy  [;)]   [:D]



Buzzzz -> RE: What would you do with me? (8/28/2011 12:23:23 PM)

Darn, you guys are so evil[sm=axe.gif]



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