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Uh oh. My 'To Do Him' list is eerily similar to Sinead... - 8/26/2011 2:14:13 PM

Tantriqu

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Here's a copy of her original post:
http://www.dlisted.com/2011/08/26/nothing-compares-peen#comments

Here's mine!

Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun.
So I've been pondering on whether or not I should join some Irish dating agencies. Of course if I did it would end up in papers so I may as well save myself the registration fees. Besides which a friend of mine uses dating agencies and half the men actually have wives.
Am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man.

He must be no older than 54.

Must be living near Ottawa.
Must not be named anything that resembles a Jersey Shore inmate.

Has to be employed. Am not fussy in what capacity generally but Charlie Sheens and Steven Harpers need not apply.

Policemen and rugby players will be given special consideration. As will literally anyone who applies.

Slapheads welcome. Long-haired thatch-beards not.

Must be very 'snuggly'. Not just wham-bam.

Must enjoy being wham-bammed. A man who enjoys or contemplating receiving anal play [Sinead's phrase 'the difficult brown'] is a bonus

Has to like his mother.

Has to like his ex.

Has to live in own place.

I must end now as I have a hot date with Toshiba

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RE: Uh oh. My 'To Do Him' list is eerily similar to Si... - 8/26/2011 3:19:50 PM

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the difficult brown.......
I once heard a snooker commentator say" He's trying to decide whether to go for the easy pink or the difficult brown"
lol

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RE: Uh oh. My 'To Do Him' list is eerily similar to Si... - 8/26/2011 4:34:43 PM

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Lol, snooker commentary, with butt end, deep screw, drill, flick, wrist cock, and half-ball contact, is one of the dirtiest in sport, if you listen right ;-)

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