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Termyn8or -> Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/26/2011 6:30:51 PM)

Let's say you put out an ad and you get this back :

DO NOT CLICK ON THAT URL

"I'm very interested to buy your item from CL. Please confirm your ad: http://www.craigs1isf-cta209873596520435237701764501.org/ and also let me know your best price."

I think when people don't read is when trouble happens. Sheeple are submisive by nature and would submit to the scrutiny of confirming their ad. Underfuckingstand ? Even the dominant types will fall for this proving that for the most part people are submissive. Dominants are simply a bit less submissive. I know because as a switch I do not conform to anything. You ever get me strapped down get ready for something else, you better have a fucking blowtorch and alot of balls, which is going to be a trick being a female.

I'll tear your rig in fucking half if it ain't built right. And I will subdue YOU. You see, I do not submit under duress. You have any idea how many warrants are out for my ass ? Lemme see. .......... still checking......... sixteen, not including contempt of court charges. There is nothing anyone can do within SSC that can even begin to scare me.

Consider that a challenge. Describe to me how you would scare me. Remember I am not afraid to die, I almost cannot be embarrassed because I just don't fucking care what anyone thinks of me. I only care what I think of me.

Scare me ! BOO !

T^T





HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/26/2011 9:18:57 PM)

I would cook you supper.




Termyn8or -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/26/2011 10:44:45 PM)

I can cook, but thanks for the offer.

ETA, what would you cook me ?

T^T




HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 12:12:11 AM)

Doesn't matter, you said scare you, my cooking is scary.




myotherself -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 12:14:34 AM)

I am now appointing you to be Kevin's life coach and counsellor.

You are to be on call 24/7/365.

That is all.




Termyn8or -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 12:28:41 AM)

What is Kevin ?

Actually I did well with Jack Jack. I can't tell you his real name because his life is going on right now, he is about 25. I was very instrumental in his life, especially early life. He graduated cum laude and all and now and has a killer job, and has already made as much money as I ever have. I mean he quit a job on the board of directors at Cargill. Do you know who the fuck Cragill is ? He fucking quit. I am proud to be part of his past.

What does who need ?

T^T




myotherself -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 12:29:15 AM)

you have mail...[:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 12:44:26 AM)

ebil bunny!!




Aylee -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 3:31:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Consider that a challenge. Describe to me how you would scare me. Remember I am not afraid to die, I almost cannot be embarrassed because I just don't fucking care what anyone thinks of me. I only care what I think of me.

Scare me ! BOO !

T^T




Easy-peasy! I would just leave you locked in my house for 24 hours with Butterhead. You would not stand a chance! [:)]




Aylee -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 3:34:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Do you know who the fuck Cragill is ?


Do you mean Cargill? They grow soybeans around here.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 3:40:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

you have mail...[:D]


Now THAT'S scary. Run Termy run!




JstAnotherSub -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 3:45:39 PM)

Easy peasy Termy. I would strip down nekkid and dance for ya....you would cry like a baby and beg me to stop!




Termyn8or -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 4:18:41 PM)

FR

LOL

First of all, dancing ain't gonna do it. I got this roomie and out of the shower one day the towel fell off. I was blind for three days.

Mail, even with a gold border won't do it.

Yes, Cargill. And sorry I embellished, he wasn't on the board but he was an executive now that I think of it. He did quit before he made vice president. Sorry. But you know what they do with those soybeans right ?

What's a Butterhead ?

So back to the cooking. I'll have HOT Italian sausage cooked with HOT banana peppers and the brine therfrom, seasoned with cayenne pepper and smothered with habanero sauce. I'll have jalepenos to drink.

T^T





zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 4:22:42 PM)

quote:

First of all, dancing ain't gonna do it. I got this roomie and out of the shower one day the towel fell off. I was blind for three days.


Termy this made me roar with laughter. I can only imagine how traumatized you must have been to have been blind for 3 days. Some people just shouldn't be seen naked.




Aylee -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 4:53:16 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or


Yes, Cargill. And sorry I embellished, he wasn't on the board but he was an executive now that I think of it. He did quit before he made vice president. Sorry. But you know what they do with those soybeans right ?


Well, the ones that I drive past, they grow and harvest them. They might be for cow or pig food.

quote:

What's a Butterhead ?


Butterhead is my four year old daughter. On occasion I tell stories about her in Polls and Random Stupidity.

Of course she is my dulcet darling.




Termyn8or -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/27/2011 10:43:21 PM)

Butterhead sounds like a joy to be around. Be with it.

Soy is cow and pig food. My dude of the next generatiopn majored in genetics. He knows all about the hormones put in our meat. He thinks it's OK. But he stil did quit, and now he is back in school in some kind of felloship. So much for that, his olady is working.

But really life itself, if you don't want it, it is hell.

I haven't decdided.

T^T




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/28/2011 2:48:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or
Consider that a challenge. Describe to me how you would scare me. Remember I am not afraid to die, I almost cannot be embarrassed because I just don't fucking care what anyone thinks of me. I only care what I think of me.

Scare me ! BOO !

T^T

Tell me what you are scared of and then I'll scare you with it but if it has anything to do with dandelions then I'm telling you now; I can't go there man...not anymore...not since 15/10/91.




Termyn8or -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/28/2011 4:38:38 PM)

The tenth aniverary of that is coming up, care to share ? I kinda like dandelions. What did dandelions ever do to you ?

T^T




Endivius -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/29/2011 4:17:00 AM)


I'd tatoo "Americans fucking hate you slant eye" on your front and something equally bigotous on your back in Khmer and drop you off in the middle of phnom penh naked.




DeviantlyD -> RE: Why do people need to be protected all the time ? (8/29/2011 4:21:24 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

The tenth aniverary of that is coming up, care to share ? I kinda like dandelions. What did dandelions ever do to you ?

T^T


The "tenth aniverary" (not my typo, i'm quoting the exact spelling) is coming up? For something that happened in 1991? Okay, now I'm certain you aren't sober. Or you have horrible math skills. October 15th of 1991 was twenty years ago, not ten.




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